I swear to god Feliciano tag your jumpscares

HOLY SHIT- [Just as he started celebrating the win, he's suddenly being kissed. His mind goes blank. He doesn't close his eyes. Even after she runs off, he's still stuck in place. His heart is thundering in his chest. Finally he blinks and touches his lips, bashful smile crawling up from his toes]

Easy. Marie and Antonio

Name two people that are your friend who aren't an animal

HA! As if I have the extra money to spend it on something as stupid as paying people to be my friend. What, is that what you do?

Of course I do! And they're people!

I'm not taking lip from a guy whose best friend is a bird

I am not! I'm like the most normal person out of all of us!

Only a freak would "let" you hit them, what the hell?!

No?! Why would I let you do that??

Mio dios they've learned how to speak

He's already got the coloration to be a cave creature, I say let him

If you're getting distracted by your ADHD when you're fucking, I think that's natural selection

Ok! Sounds like a da- a damn good plan! Just tell me where and I'll be there

Since it worked so well this time, maybe it'd good luck for us to watch the match together next time too

I WILL NEVER GIVE UP HOPE- uh, about the team! Yeah! Nothing's decided until the whistle's blown right eheh?

[He blinks a few times. Is he seeing things? Or were her cheeks pink when she stepped back?] O-of course. A big win like that deserves excitement. Congrats

[With the amount of times his brother jumps up on him, his immediate reaction is to quickly wrap his arms around her waist and widen his stance. When he realizes he essentially just grabbed her, his eyes widen and he flushes with embarrassment]

YEAH! 5-1! YOU'VE GOT THIS!

See? Despite what you're saying, you understand

Nope! Totally just a friend! Don't read too much into it!

A lady friend is a little far. She's just a friend. I'm just being a nice person, stronzo

I'm not telling! A gentleman doesn't spread rumors about a lady

Ok! See you soon! [He's tomato red. Are those hearts fluttering around his head??]

AAAAAA SHE KISSED ME

Ok! Yes ma'am! [He stands up straighter, feet together at attention. He immediately feels silly about it] I'll...ehhh...start getting snacks planned?

[Blushing harder, he can feel his heart thumping in his chest] If you say so, sure

It's no big deal, you'd do the same for me if I made it [He's blushing]

Ah, yeah that'd be awful. But at least if it's just us then it's people you're close with, no? And this cup has had some surprises, nobody can blame you

Ehhh, sure? More people, more luck right?

M-maybe we can watch the next match together. For luck. Of course

(( I will eventually get to watch fifa 😔

You'll get em next time, Marie

Heh. Virgin

Whenever I hear about a gay animal it's always a bird. The gay penguins in New York, the gay ostriches that are attracted to human farmers, swans, ducks, it's always a bird

Birds are probably the gayest animals

I don't want to fall in a hole! We are not hanging out at your house!

Kissing is also a greeting but it's supposed to be brief. What we were talking about sounded drawn out

Fine, fine, whatever. But don't go crying to everyone if it turns out you don't like being around me And what do you mean the city is sinking?!

Wh- I *just* said I'm not ready to get into that sort of thing?! Are your ears clogged? And what kind of masochist freak chooses to be friends with me? What's your angle, eh?

Ugh. You need standards. But I guess laying around with your friends is fine. Calling it cuddling sounds stupid. Cuddling is what you do with cute things like cats and shit

[His eyebrows pinch together as he frowns in confusion] The fuck kinda person tries to flirt like that? That's even weirder than kissing your friends for no reason

It's fine. It's no big deal. It's whatever. It's not like I'm some overly sensitive little whiny fool who can't handle crap [He huffs, rolling his eyes] And why would I think you were hitting on me? We're just talking about kissing

I used to but some things happened. I don't wanna deal with being attached to another person again right now

Oh did I hit a weak spot? Are you going around playing smoochy oochy woo-woo games with people because you can't pull anyone?

DO NOT TALK DOWN TO ME LIKE A CHILD. I was kissing people before you were even born! It's just weird to kiss people when it's not a greeting, farewell, or romantic situation!

I'm not sad! Or jealous! Or anything!! You guys are just being weird!

Why is everyone kissing damnit?!

They can have their own blanket then. I don't want their bare assholes where I put my face

That's a woman