We don't need "Gilbert is constipated" shouted from the rooftops

Get a room

happy birthday #hetalia

What. The hell.

(( Lovino and his pet turtle

I'm fine with the cat doing her job. She's a small predator, she's gonna get mice. That's why we have them in the first place

Why are these so many mice here?!

I'm pretty sure it's all rodents since it's the dumbass fleas or whatever

(( I had forgotten that the Black Death was probably brought to Europe by the Italians LMAO

Mice are NOT harmless. Do you not remember the 14th century?! Or the 19th?!!

🍋 art for the valentine's mochidex event :3 #hetalia

🍋 lil sketch for my ask romano blog. #hetalia

A mouse?! It better not get into the damn break room!

Ok. [He sniffles but tries to pass it off as a cough for some reason] We should start a rumor about him

Yeah, yeah. Your big brother is always here for you and whatever [It's helped him a lot to get a little cry out of his system. Within a few moments he can get his composure mostly back]

Fine! But only because you need it and not that I do! [He tightly hugs Romeo. He still refuses to fully cry but tears are running down his cheeks now, dampening his brother's shirt]

No! Not unless you do. But I'm super fine!

Fine! You tasted bad anyways!

I'm fine! I'm just pissed off at these stupid people and these stupid words and the stupid gossip

Yeah...about that- Wait, I don't need to tell anything to you! Why are you so nosy?

How would you do that? [He may or may not be tearing up]

Oh? Is Criesland getting off his high horse and giving in to his instincts? [He doesn't think Emil will actually do it. He's gambling so much right now]

Yeah, yeah, tell yourself what you want to hear Criesland

HAHA YES! RUN AWAY IN FEAR OF THE MIGHTY ROMANO ((🖕^ಠ ꈊ⁠ ಠ⁠^🖕))

For now! You know how fast rumors travel

Observe this, nerd ฅ⁠^ಠ ꈊ⁠ ಠ⁠^🖕

I thought so too but that potato bastard just congratulated me on being gay

Then why are you spreading rumors about it, creep?!

DAMMIT! Even the gayest guy I know thinks so! I'm ruined! I'll never get to flirt with girls seriously ever again!

No, you know I'm as bi as NSYNC, I just don't want you to spread a rumor about me and make me have to explain myself to a woman when I'm already nervous!

GODDAMN THAT ICELANDIC BASTARD NOW EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK I'M GAY

No! I was gonna scare a woman to insult you! But I didn't know she was a woman so now I can't!

She's something you like so I wanted to make you miserable because you keep calling my volcanoes stupid

[Rolls his eyes] Newsflash kid, not everyone likes the same things as you. There's gonna be differences in what bands people are aware of

Nuh uh that was before I knew it was a girl

I'm not doing it to a girl!

So the concert would be postponed and your entitled ass would have to stay home and have to do double chores

Wait Lαufey is a girl?! I can't scare a girl!

I have to scare this Lαufey person

BITCH.

I'm tied with Lukas for overall medals

✧⁠ *⁠ • °ゝ( ಠΛಠ⁠)

Everyone better have wished me and my brothers nothing but good things tonight or I'll beat your ass with a medal wrapped around a hammer

[Writing "Reserved for Mr Fart" on Emil's chair in the meeting hall]

I'LL SHOW YOU BIGOT FA-

WHAT IS HE THEN

Captain Ruffle Twink is probably too busy watching his cousin hump his girlfriend to do anything

DUMBASS. THAT IS NOT YOUR CHEESE. IT'S MINE

[He glances over his shoulder to see the cheeses untouched] Heh heh. It must be so stinky that the jerk didn't even try to get near them

Of course I am. Pasta is one of the things my family does best. I'd be a disgrace to the name if I wasn't