time to whip out my george foreman grill

the chiefs can only make a comeback if they do a singing/dancing number to thriller like they did in season 2 episode 11 of glee

there are so many car commercials. like just play cars 2 already.

when are they making a live action Him

glee cast reunion announced for super bowl half time show LX

fuck it. welcome back david bowie

why is this guy above the family dentist

i was very sad today and it was very rude of my work to have actual work for me to do while i was being very s

we’re so lucky to have existed at the same time as you, david lynch. thank you for everything

brutalist screening at music box gave us the coolest pamphlets

in my deep yearning hours for anna sawai

bald man of the night award goes to stanley tucci

hitting my vape for the conclave win

gary oldman award

begging for one shot with margaret qualley

i didn’t see the apprentice but i wish jeremy strong won so he could wear that fuck ass gag on stage

i can’t believe wallace just wears that slutty mesh top to bed. like boy, go stand in line at berghain with a fit like that

they should give gromit a gun.

i could fix shadow the hedgehog.

all of my white friends are so excited i brought soju to the event.

me (a 26 year old woman): yeah i’m still growing. i’ll hit my second growth spurt soon

hello? 9-1-1? oomf hasn’t reaponded in 8 hours. c an you do a wellness check.

snoopy x brutalizer

in a perfect world, nicole kidman and harris dickinson would have promoted babygirl like this

gonna start quoting every bald man with a mustache with “nosferatu (2024)”

me personally? i would cherish and love my husband, anthony banderas.

i could have helped nosferatu with his narcissism. i just know it.

sorry i cant hangout im busy tonight (setting up my living room for wrestlemania and inviting over 15 of my closest friends to wrestle)

should i end 2024 with watching sonic 3

is it illegal in football to twirl in a circle really fast with your arms out

sorry i’m recycling my tweets here. i’m just too funny and cute.

bring back roughhousing

no babe, balaclava stays ON during sex

gimme gimme gimme by abba is the kind of song you invent shaking ass for

hi bluesky imy

🤠yeehaw🤠

imagine the amount of chaos in the world if cats had opposable thumbs

can’t wait to see my local dive bar tab wrapped

wristwatch mentioned

good morning 🌞

miss indie loves sitting in the bowl

everyone say hi indie

Talk Tuah with Hailey Welsh: I TALK TO DAMN DANIEL GUY ABOUT HIS WHITE VANS

can i drunk text u

we’re letting the $4.50 tequila sodas talk tonight ….

lowkey i hate popping off on twitter because tell me why my situationship from 10th grade is sliding into my dms with my tweet saying “this u? haha. how are u”

new favorite basketball guy just dropped

i’m telling santa that you stole my star in mario party.

*pets ur arm hair like ur a dog*