first, the stare (translation: "some gentle scritches please.") a few sleepy blinks, then ... ZZzzzZZzzzzzzz ! 🥰

i like this 🥰

where's my pup? 😳

another remarkable day at the river.

it's Friday!! we're almost there! here's a few seconds of my pup fetching a stick from the river, to get your weekend started.

my little mud monster 🥰

where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. Q: what do you call a disappearing cow? A: moodini.

late night BSky. Q: what do you get when you cross a cow and a rooster? A: roost beef.

late night BSky. Q: what’s a cow’s favorite tv show? A: Graze Anatomy.

late night BSky. Q: what’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? A: Iron Man stops the bad guy. Aluminum Man foils their plans.

late night BSky. Gladys used to run a dating service for chickens, but she was struggling to make hens meet.

late night BSky. i ate a clock yesterday. it was very time-consuming.

late night BSky. Q: what's the stinkiest planet? A: Poopiter. (🤣 yes, i'm that juvenile)

late night BSky. Q: what do you call a pudgy psychic? A: a four-chin teller.

late night BSky. did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? he's all right now.

look at this fat little seal lying on a rock like he owns the place 😁

where's my pup? 😳

someone's going to have to explain static.klipy.com to me. what's the hype?

😁🤣😂 i laughed myself weak with this. what a riot 🤣

late night BSky. did you know vampires arent real? unless you Count Dracula.

late night BSky. i had to end my friendship with Dracula. he was a pain in the neck.

she's soooo looooong! 😂

where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. Q: why did the coffee taste like dirt? A: because it was ground just a few minutes ago.

late night BSky. justice is a dish best served cold. otherwise, it's just water.

late night BSky. Q: why wasn't the empty glass allowed back in the bar? A: because it was drunk.

late night BSky. a story in five parts: three vampires were having a competition to prove who was the most vicious vampire amongst them. the strongest one started first. "watch this," he said, as he flew about 100 miles/hour. after only 10 minutes, he came back with blood all over his mouth. 1/5

i will never call it a washroom again. 😁🤣

late night BSky. That typo on the tombstone was a grave mistake.

did you know? June 1st is: International Followers Appreciation Day! i love all you weirdos!! thank you so much for being my online pals🙏💙

where's my pup? 😳

a few seconds of river bliss to get your week started.

Happy Pride Month to all who celebrate!

the salmonberries are ready!!!

i love it when she finds a zoomie buddy 🥰 i wasn't going to film this, but they were playing soooo long. so happy the other human was okay with letting her pupper go go go!

late night BSky. Q: why was Dracula a bad CEO? A: he was always avoiding the stakeholders.

late night BSky. a termite walks into a bar and says, "so, is the bar tender here?"

late night BSky. Gladys went to the aquarium this weekend, but didn’t stay long. when asked why she left she replied, "there’s something fishy about that place."

late night BSky. i found a lion in my closet the other day. when i asked what it was doing there, it said, “Narnia business.”

late night BSky. Q: which is faster, hot or cold? A: hot, because you can catch cold.

where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. Q: what's the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? A: their seasoning.

where's my pup? 😳

Happy Caturday! i don't know who owns this cat, but i love him. 😁

i love asking people questions when i know i could just google the answer. reminds me of the good ole days when we used to have conversations filled with debate, speculation, experiential anecdotes, deduction, a little BS, and lots of ping-ponging opinions. ... and beer. beer always helps. 😁

Wordle 1,806 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ha! i'll be signing autographs for the next hour or so. 😂

Happy Fifth Birthday to my sweet pup! she got a scruffle lamb, ice cream(i ate the chocolate part), and fresh baked pup muffins! (recipe next slide) we visited many of her fav places for treats, then went to the beach to play. where did five years go?!

i just love these little pockets of resistance in the middle of streams 🥰

nineteen rocks! show off! (😁jk)