where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. try, try, try to understand, he's got magic memory-foam, inner-spring hands momma, ooooooo!

late night BSky. Gladys always kept a pen in her purse, just in case.

late night BSky. Happy Caturday!! when you die, but your cats still wanna meow at you at 3am for food.

Happy Friday! here's a few seconds of river bliss to get your weekend started.

where's my pup? 😳

i made enough spanakopita to feed a small army 😁

another beautiful day in the forest

late night BSky. Betty made the regrettable error of not touching up her roots before going to the petting zoo. Mable, on the other hand, was thrilled to welcome the visiting sister.

late night BSky. who is in charge of box selection at Amazon? single tube of toothpaste... just grab one of the leftover boxes we use for the refrigerators.

late night BSky. woof woof!😁

"Trump wins gold in downhill presidency" - Bob Golen

every night i scratch her head and rub her shoulders until her eyes roll back in her head 🤣 when she drifts off to sleep, snoring like a logger, i feel like i've done something good in this world. my little pupper is such a joy. 🥰 g'night all 🙏

late night BSky. my cat meows dirty poetry. it's purr verse.

late night BSky. hope you had a wonderful Ash Wednesday! 😁

late night BSky. Gladys didn't care much for idioms. they weren't her cup of coffee.

fun fact: apparently there are no documented, peer-reviewed cases of a person born totally blind developing schizophrenia. wild!

where's my pup? 😳

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late night BSky. Gladys: "i'm starting Lent by giving up."

late night BSky. having sex is like having pizza. when it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

here she comes!

a gloomy day turned into a beautiful day just before the sun went down. 🥰

where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. how many boxes of these Thin Mints do i have to eat before i start seeing results? just asking.

late night BSky. when Tom Jones owns an entire city block.

Wordle 1,705 3/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😁

late night BSky. Hank: "i'm really tired of people who complain about everything. '$2 for a cup of coffee, $3 for a coat check, $4hr for parking.' i'm just going to stop inviting them to my house."

late night BSky. Minnesota is the opposite of New York. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis.

late night BSky. Q: how hot is it in a corner? A: 90 degrees.

where's my pup? 😳

my pupper at the river 🥰 🐾

Gong Hei Fat Choy !! 恭喜發財 shin-nyen kwai-ler !!

where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. what?

late night BSky. Q: a guy named Bart walked into a bar and immediately got shot. who killed him? A: the bartender.

radio lyric logic: 🎶 Ginuwine "If you're horny let's do it. Ride my pony" Rolling Stones "you can made a dead man cum" Alanis Morissette "i'm brave, but i'm chicken *bleep* "

late night BSky. a story in two parts: an Englishman was hiking in Scotland and he paused to drink from a stream. a passing shepherd called out "Dinnae drink frae that, it's all fulla coo piss an shite!" the Englishman said to him in a cut-glass accent "would you very much mind 1/2

100% this 👇

late night BSky. "The best things in life are free." - Kleptomaniac

another beautiful day in the forest before the rain comes. ☀️

where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. are you my appendix? because i don't know who you are or what you do, but i'd like to take you out. follow me for more fail proof pick up lines.

late night BSky. Shirley called her husband: "i know you've been sleeping with another woman. you bastard! i packed my things and i'm leaving you. i'm moving in with my sister!" Tom: "okay, see you when you get here."

late night BSky. string of tinsel extra.

late night BSky. if you had told me 100 years ago that some day ski jumping would be a competitive sport, i wouldn't have heard you because i wasn't born yet.

where's my pup? 😳

what s beautiful day!! so good to finally see the snow on the mountains. ❄️

Happy Valentine's day!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

what's the world coming to when you can't even baptize your own damned gator?