my little freeloader is passed out snoring like a logger. we had a long hike, then home for dinner. on Sundays she gets a special beef and veggie dinner, which she gobbled down so fast she's in a food coma. 😁

where's my pup? 😳 (it's a tough one)

late night BSky. a story in 3 parts: an old man called his son and said, "listen, your mother and i are getting a divorce." "what are you talking about? said the son, completely shocked. "look, we just can't stand each other anymore and i'm tired of looking at her. i don't want to 1/3

late night BSky. why aren't electricians called Power Rangers?

late night BSky. it's kind of weird how everyone in the family randomly picks where they sit around the table and then proceeds to sit in those exact spots for every meal for the rest of their lives. why is this?

late night BSky. if you feel like you're bad at your job and it's making you depressed, just consider that, as the investigation of the recent heist revealed, the password to access the Louvre's video surveillance system was "Louvre." you're welcome.

late night BSky. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache and sweat until you moan and groan. i will make you beg me to stop. and when i'm finished you'll be weak for days. sincerely, the flu.

late night BSky. Gladys hadn't put her glasses on before looking out the window. too late now. she was going to have to hunker down and stay out of sight until either Mothra showed up for battle, or she could offer up the paper boy as sacrifice.

where's my pup? 😳

where's my pup? 😳

yow! 😳 let me know when you see it.

late night BSky. Gladys had searched for a solid two weeks until she at long last located her lost volume 6.

our drizzly, foggy hike to the river

my little mountain goat. 🥰

late night BSky. parents nowadays. you have to explain the birds & the bees, the bees & the bees, the birds & the birds, the birds that used to be bees, the bees that used to be birds, the birds that look like bees, and the bees that look like birds, but still have a stinger. you've got this 🙏💙

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where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. my friend is one of those guys who just lights up a room whenever he walks in. and yet people just call him names: arsonist... pyromaniac...

late night BSky. Gladys would often catch Pooky sneaking into the lamb's barn and sense something was up. with a little intuition and a couple of size 8 knitting needles, she helped Pooky realize her dreams. meet BaaBaaRaa.

late night BSky. who decided that skeletons are scary? i mean, i reckon i'd be absolutely terrified if the nervous system came at me.

late night BSky. i’m always relieved when i see a vehicle pulled over by a cop. i always holler, “THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE!” as i speed past them.

late night BSky. clock towers are bigger than watch towers.

late night BSky. thought i'd broken my ankle when i tripped over the Kleenex box. fortunately it only resulted in soft tissue damage.

it poured again today. grabbed my and my pup's rain jackets and headed to the beach. i forgot my rain pants. 🤦🏻 decided to swing by for a quick visit with the old dudes at the senior centre. (they love my pup) they were having a clothing sale. whodathunk i'd find a pair of HH rain pants for $7 😁

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late night BSky. my daughter was doing her history homework and asked me what i knew about Galileo. i said, "he was a poor boy, from a poor family."

late night BSky. does unlockable mean "able to be unlocked" or "unable to be locked"?

late night BSky. three brothers, aged 92, 94, and 96, lived in the same house together. the 96 year old filled the bath, put his foot in, then paused and yelled down the stairs. "was i getting in the bath or out of the bath?" the 94 year old yelled back. "i don't know. i'll come up and see." 1/3

where's my pup? 😳

we had another soggy hike. the chill factor was much higher so it's snuggles with a warm cover today. she curls up so small 🥰

late night BSky. it's officially "surprise in your coat pocket from last winter" season.

it bucketed rain today, but there were two great things that came of it: 1 - we saw another two deer, this time close enough to freak my pup right out. 2 - and this 👇

late night BSky. stand your ground!!!

did you know this? "Waterloo" was the winning song for ABBA at the Eurovision Song Contest in 1974. just thinking of this because Canada's Prime Minister Carney just released the budget and in it is a proposal for Canada to become an EBU member so they can complete.

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late night BSky. Gladys waited, for what seemed like an eternity, for the rides to start, but ultimately went home disappointed.

where's my pup? 😳

do you see him? we've been coming to this river for years and never seen a deer. there's more visible wildlife at this one spot at the river, then everywhere else combined.

my little mountain goat got the zzzzzzzoomies!

late night BSky. if we can be overwhelmed or underwhelmed, why can't we ever be just ... whelmed?

late night BSky. Hank's pal Walter would have won first prize in the Hallowe'en costume contest if he hadn't hammed it up so much.

late night BSky. why must i prove that i am me to pay my bills over the phone? do strangers call to pay my bills? and if they do, why don't you let them?

where's my pup? 😳

a small reminder that even during rough weather, there's still beauty.

late night BSky. Gladys was getting a little miffed. three times this little light appeared and not once did a genie appear to grant her a wish.

where's my pup? 😳 i checked two weather forecasts before heading out today. both of them said it would be cloudy. imagine our surprise when it started to HAIL 😳 what? followed by a torrential downpour! my pup kept running into the forest to hide. can you spot her?

late night BSky. drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing. stay hydrated and follow me for more life advice.

late night BSky. you can only move two matches. what is the largest number you can make?

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late night BSky. in Italian the word for "non-binary" is "non binario" or "non binaria," depending on the person's gender. you're welcome.