late night BSky. Karl had a vasectomy because he didn't want kids. didn't work though. when he got home they were still there.

where's my pup? 😳

"there will be a lot of posts soon from people sharing everything they achieved in 2025. but in case someone needs to hear this, it's okay if the only thing you did this year was survive it." 🙏

spot the anomaly. 😳🥶

where's my pup? 😳

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great blue heron 🥰 there were about 12 of them in these trees!

a short rant. congrats to the two who got engaged this week, but to leave the beach covered in thick, sharp-edged, toxic cellophane for the gulls, crows, ducks, eagles, blue herons, seals, otters, orcas, whales, salmon etc to ingest is just despicable and irresponsible.

late night BSky. to anybody i offended this year: work on yourself so i don't have to do it again in 2026. 😁 jk

late night BSky. one day you are going to look back and wish you had told more people to go fk themselves. 😁

late night BSky. a horse walks into a bar. bartender: "hey." horse: "yes please."

late night BSky. a turkey was about to cross the road when suddenly a chicken appeared and said, "don't do it, man. you'll never hear the end of it."

late night BSky. you've heard of elf on a shelf?

late night BSky. happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. you're welcome.

late night BSky. my boss said i couldn't bring my dog into work with me, so i had to tie her to a tree outside. she's not very happy about it, but my dog is having s blast in the office with me.

late night BSky. Gladys tried donating blood today. "never again!" she said. "too many stupid questions; whose blood is it? where did you get it? why's it in a bucket?"

late night BSky. you've heard of elf on a shelf?

late night BSky. Q: why shouldn't you okay hide-and-seek in the hospital? A: you'll end up in the ICU.

for those of you who celebrate, how was your Christmas? i've been taking care of my neighbour's fluffball for the past ten days. shifting from dog to cat is crazy. there are similarities though like, "sure i'll chase the ball, but i ain't bringing it back, and you can pick it up yourself human."

where's my pup? 😳

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i'm trapped 😁

late night BSky. here's how to tell if a photo is Al generated! L look closely at the four objects circled in red.

late night BSky. on the label it said, "please drink responsibly," so Gladys put her seatbelt on.

late night BSky. how come you can be overwhelmed or underwhelmed, but never just, whelmed?

late night BSky. today, Gladys and i are going to pick out new glasses. and after that? we shall see.

Happy First Day after Solstice, where your day just got 2-3 minutes longer!

where's my pup? 😳

where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. to be clear, the Grinch didn't hate Christmas. he hated people, which is fair ... but he loved his dog. 🐾 💚

Happy Winter Solstice!!

late night BSky. it's crazy how close this meteorite came to hitting the visitor center.

where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. when the architect is also a musician.

late night BSky. Gladys was baffled as to why she was promptly fired from her job in the marketing department at Target.

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late night BSky. 😉

late night BSky. my friend says i use contractions at inappropriate times. well, it's what it's.

late night BSky. Gladys has been teaching her dog to fetch tools from the workshop. he’s not perfect, but he knows the drill.

late night BSky. Q: what did the sushi say to the bee? A: wasabi.

late night BSky. i just want to make myself clear. if i could choose to have one superpower, it would be invisibility.

late night BSky. Gladys bought an old used car that was made in Prague. the Czech engine light keeps coming on.

i'm sick as a dog and my pup has a sore foot, so we went for a slow stroll on the beach. nothing too crazy.

late night BSky.

Happy Friday everyone! here's a few seconds of raging river to get your weekend started.

where's my pup? 😳

i just power sneezed four times in a row, farted, and blew my nose. instead of getting up and making me a hot cup of tea, my pup just left my lap and casually strolled over to her cushion without even looking back. no respect.

which piece did you like the best? i liked the curly ribbons or the circle ones, (except the red and white ones) because the other ones sliced your tongue.

late night BSky. did you hear about the new movie coming out about shredded cheese? it’s G rated.

late night BSky. the surface of the earth is approximately 70% water. none of it's carbonated. thus proving the earth is flat.