late night BSky. Hank's wife is really mad at the fact that he has no sense of direction. so he packed up his stuff and right.

late night BSky. i got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. the cashier said never mind.

late night BSky. i thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

late night BSky. Q: what do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? A: sofishticated.

late night BSky. a story in two parts: a wife buys her redneck husband a scale to help him with his new diet. a week goes by. "honey, this here scale is great. not only can i weigh myself, but now i know how much i'm pooping out because of this new diet." 1/2

where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. a story in three parts: an elderly man lay on his deathbed surrounded by his wife, three kids, and a nurse. with a deep breath, he began speaking. "Bill, you get the Beverly Hills houses. Mary, you get the offices in the city centre. and Deborah, the apartments over at 1/3

late night BSky. a story in three parts: a lost dog wandered into the jungle. a lion spotted him from a distance and thought, "never seen one of those before. looks edible." the lion starts charging. the dog freaks out until he notices some bones nearby. thinking fast he blurts out, 1/3

late night BSky. most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few people know about his sister Onya, an Olympic runner. her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.

where's my pup? 😳

November 11th now, more than ever, let us not forget why they gave their lives 🙏💙

late night BSky. Q: what do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A: an abdominal snowman.

late night BSky. did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? they say he made a mint.

late night BSky. Hank was out playing golf the other day, and after he went to the shop for a sandwich. he got out the car and some golf tees fell out of his pocket. a woman shouted, "sir, you dropped something!" she handed him back the tees and asked, 1/2

late night BSky. an elderly man goes into the doctor's office. "doc, i have a problem. every morning at 9 a.m. i take a huge poop." doc: "that's not a problem. your body's working just fine. in fact, it's just like clockwork." old man: "well, the problem is... i wake up every morning at 10 a.m."

we spent the day at the beach.🥰

where's my pup? 😳

Wordle 1,605 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 hey, i got four. 😁

my little freeloader is passed out snoring like a logger. we had a long hike, then home for dinner. on Sundays she gets a special beef and veggie dinner, which she gobbled down so fast she's in a food coma. 😁

where's my pup? 😳 (it's a tough one)

late night BSky. a story in 3 parts: an old man called his son and said, "listen, your mother and i are getting a divorce." "what are you talking about? said the son, completely shocked. "look, we just can't stand each other anymore and i'm tired of looking at her. i don't want to 1/3

late night BSky. why aren't electricians called Power Rangers?

late night BSky. it's kind of weird how everyone in the family randomly picks where they sit around the table and then proceeds to sit in those exact spots for every meal for the rest of their lives. why is this?

late night BSky. if you feel like you're bad at your job and it's making you depressed, just consider that, as the investigation of the recent heist revealed, the password to access the Louvre's video surveillance system was "Louvre." you're welcome.

late night BSky. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache and sweat until you moan and groan. i will make you beg me to stop. and when i'm finished you'll be weak for days. sincerely, the flu.

late night BSky. Gladys hadn't put her glasses on before looking out the window. too late now. she was going to have to hunker down and stay out of sight until either Mothra showed up for battle, or she could offer up the paper boy as sacrifice.

where's my pup? 😳

where's my pup? 😳

yow! 😳 let me know when you see it.

late night BSky. Gladys had searched for a solid two weeks until she at long last located her lost volume 6.

our drizzly, foggy hike to the river

my little mountain goat. 🥰

late night BSky. parents nowadays. you have to explain the birds & the bees, the bees & the bees, the birds & the birds, the birds that used to be bees, the bees that used to be birds, the birds that look like bees, and the bees that look like birds, but still have a stinger. you've got this 🙏💙

Wordle 1,602 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😁

where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. my friend is one of those guys who just lights up a room whenever he walks in. and yet people just call him names: arsonist... pyromaniac...

late night BSky. Gladys would often catch Pooky sneaking into the lamb's barn and sense something was up. with a little intuition and a couple of size 8 knitting needles, she helped Pooky realize her dreams. meet BaaBaaRaa.

late night BSky. who decided that skeletons are scary? i mean, i reckon i'd be absolutely terrified if the nervous system came at me.

late night BSky. i’m always relieved when i see a vehicle pulled over by a cop. i always holler, “THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE!” as i speed past them.

late night BSky. clock towers are bigger than watch towers.

late night BSky. thought i'd broken my ankle when i tripped over the Kleenex box. fortunately it only resulted in soft tissue damage.

it poured again today. grabbed my and my pup's rain jackets and headed to the beach. i forgot my rain pants. 🤦🏻 decided to swing by for a quick visit with the old dudes at the senior centre. (they love my pup) they were having a clothing sale. whodathunk i'd find a pair of HH rain pants for $7 😁

Wordle 1,601 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ha! 😁

late night BSky. my daughter was doing her history homework and asked me what i knew about Galileo. i said, "he was a poor boy, from a poor family."

late night BSky. does unlockable mean "able to be unlocked" or "unable to be locked"?

late night BSky. three brothers, aged 92, 94, and 96, lived in the same house together. the 96 year old filled the bath, put his foot in, then paused and yelled down the stairs. "was i getting in the bath or out of the bath?" the 94 year old yelled back. "i don't know. i'll come up and see." 1/3

where's my pup? 😳

we had another soggy hike. the chill factor was much higher so it's snuggles with a warm cover today. she curls up so small 🥰

late night BSky. it's officially "surprise in your coat pocket from last winter" season.

it bucketed rain today, but there were two great things that came of it: 1 - we saw another two deer, this time close enough to freak my pup right out. 2 - and this 👇