The older I get, the more I understand the “get off my lawn” type older person 🤣

Engagement = Profit. Hate something that much…IGNORE it. It’s quite simple.

Bake-off is really trying my boy Aaron!

I do not update the apps on my phone. Idk why, but I only do it when forced 😂.

Dusty old bones, full of green dust.

When he wears his cage 🥵

Buying new clothes shouldn’t be this stressful.

Nobody truly understands my love for Pasta.

Hello darkness, my old friend.

I love that biscoff is getting her flowers now. She’s been that girl!

Anime Op with spoilers get me everytime.

My brain is an iPod shuffle.

“Shake what ya momma gave ya.” *Shakes my trauma.

I really enjoyed the Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons! 🐓 & I got some dopeeee merch! 🥹

Dasani will ALWAYS hold last place in the water wars.

The work week should just end on Thursday. Fridays aren’t for work.

Pedicures make everything better. 🙂‍↕️

Oct 3rd is connected to me in so many ways!

Has RuPaul officially stopped raising her arm?! Is this the end?! It’s been getting lower and lower. 🤭

Bing bang bonggggg

Time and time again I say time and time again.

A drag queen hasn’t gracefully taken a dollar from my hand in far too long.

Just because someone’s sex positive, that doesn’t make them a slut. Unless they identify as one, then keep up the good work 🙂‍↕️.

We need a passport/citizen exchange program, because I want out.

And I mean Sept 2028. 🤣

This Gaming Lofi gets me through SOOO many days.

Thought it was a joke when people would say, “Common sense isn’t common.” Well…

Woke up one day and realized I’m basically a fossil from the golden age of social media. 🤣

Somewhere between Vine dying and TikTok rising, I became internet ancient.

My Dress-Up Darling was such a fun anime to watch. The cosplay aspect made it so whimsical.

If they wasn’t grillin’ before, they gon’ be really mad when we hit the floor. It’s a crime to be gorgeous.

Went to the Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons over the weekend and it was perfect. There is nothing like live music.

Gorgeous is going platinum in this house. I’m obsessed.

Proof of life. 👋🏽 Hope everyone is doing well 🤗

If you take the light, WE taking the light!

The little luxury I won’t give up is…buying already cut fruit 🤭

Anybody else feel like you’re on a hamster wheel? The faster you run, the faster it just comes back around.

No one: Me and my 3 other personalities:

Paramount+ is THE worst streaming app.

I can slay my own dragon, I can dream my own dreams. My knight in shining armor is me.

Random tidbit for today! O’clock is a contraction of “Of the Clock.” The more you know! 🤗

*Taps the sign again!!!

Just some slight work.

Remove bottoms, watch how quick we implode lol

I need hotel bathroom lighting at home.

I never have anyone to show my stardew farm to 😭

Getting laid off is traumatic as fuck!

Black Barbershop Peggy! 😭😭😭😭

I’m just a big corn ball.

The was actually challenging 😅. That also was in no particular order…except Drag Race, she’s comfortable in spot #1.