POV: The rubber dog you adopted isn’t quite housebroken. Don’t worry, he won’t leave a puddle when he gets too excited. You can also pee on him too~

Put it on. Now. 😈

Bark? Bark bark bark bark bark. Bark!

It’s Casual Latex Tuesday, what shiny are you wearing today? 👇 Fit check in the replies👇

You: I heard you have lots of animal costumes, could I wear one for the office Halloween party? Me: Say no more! I've got the perfect dog costume for you. Everyone will love it. But promise me you'll wear the tail? You: Oh! Of course! #pupplay #rubberdogs

Looking down and seeing locked on rubber paws never gets old 💜

These photos are from 2005. This is definitely an interest you can keep for a lifetime.

ProTip: Always offer your visitors the chance to be a rubber cat. Up to you if that includes locking on rubber paws and being your rubber pet forever. (Starring @gay.sex.where.you.lickmypa.ws as the shiny cat)

Shiny inflatable tiger paws inbound 😻

This looks about your size...maybe you come over and we shiny animal cuddle for a few hours 🥺👉👈

Latex hood vs the fursuit it's based on

2005: your dog gets chipped at the vet 2015: biohackers get chipped at DEFCON 2025: rubber pets get chipped at COG

Mrawr #rubberfur

#rubberfur #rubberpup

I tried walking around my neighborhood at 1am in latex only to realize my camera barely picks me up because it’s so dark. I guess I need a camera crew to follow me around in latex 🥴 #rubberfur

Hardest part of working from home is deciding which rubber animal to be... 🤔

Why don't you slide this rubber dragon gear on and lay on my new massage table? ...what are the straps for? Safety! Can't have you falling off as I pound...I mean..."deep tissue massage" your butt...back! I meant to say back! 😁

Collars always make me feel funny… 🥴

Hood: @kariwanz.bsky.social Suit: Libidex Collar: @cuffed.store

Still need a harness but this color looks pretty good with my dragon gear

Trying to build a nice gear display. The alcove in my bedroom is a perfect fit for IKEA’s BROR garage organizer. Combined with some Govee LED strips, it’s quite sublime.

How to Wash Your (Rubber) Dragon

You come home from work and notice this on the living room sofa. What do you do?

My tiger hood has been UV reactive this entire time and I had no idea?!

Me: my 24/7 on call shift just started and I’m supposed to remain sober enough to debug the intern’s JavaScript code taking down prod at 3 am Also me:

I need more casual tiger looks ‘cause I could totally see myself wearing this around Seattle

I got these two cuties as partials. Thinking about latex suits for them. Maybe brown & metallic silver latex for the doggo! And yellow & white latex with spots for the cat! Thoughts? Concerns? Am I overlooking anything obvious? 🤔 Open to suggestions! Hoping to do that before Rubbout and SFRW.

How exactly do I use this without hurting myself? The manual doesn’t seem to cover my use case #🍑

Kariwanz Krew represent! 📸 @iggysmalls.bsky.social 🪡 @kariwanz.bsky.social 📍 #cogweekend 👥 @vyle.goopy.monster @klagaskunk.bsky.social @averydurr.bsky.social @pupreyko.bsky.social @tom-smith.bsky.social @alph.bsky.social @felixkatz.bsky.social

My first proper collar from @cuffed.store

Eternity collars generally induce intense anxiety in me. But I managed to get this one on, and fully screwed in. (Someone come superglue the screw so I can finally relax in my permanent rubber form.)

Your stress relief service is now ready and waiting for hugs! Hood by @kariwanz.bsky.social Paws by @rubberpaws.bsky.social #Latex #paddedcell

“Sent in discreet packaging” The packaging:

Hoping your final #SqueakySunday of 2024 is a good one. Here's to many more! 💙

I guess I'm a rubber toy now... *squish* 😏 Hood by @kariwanz.bsky.social Paws by @rubberpaws.bsky.social #rubberfur

Nearly 5 years into working remote full time and I still haven't figured out how to hide that I'm wearing latex on Zoom calls 😬

#rubberfur #rubbertiger

Who says cats don't like water? #rubbercat #rubberfur

Best part of working from home is being a #rubberdragon all day long

#rubberfur #rubberdragon

#rubberfur #rubbercat

Literally me any random day during the pandemic #ShinyCatPPE #rubberfur #rubbercat

#rubberfur #rubbertiger