Would be quite the thing if all this AI hoopla was engineered to get us to the point where tech can erode truth and reality just enough so that many doubt what they see when the Epstein files (and films) finally do come out.

Imagine you win a medal for a race. And then you give that medal to someone else. It's worthless. She gave him a piece of junk. Frankly, I'd be insulted but his brain is mush so he's probably wearing it right now.

Current mood.

Ran a little experiment and if you do a simple find and replace on any Trump speech transcript, and replace "American" with "Trump" and "America" with "Me" - it accurately reflects the way he seems to see things.

It also begs the question, what does he think hole milk actually is? I have a feeling milk from a hole is something he was privy to at some point, maybe on an island somewhere.

We know Clarence Thomas is a dirty birdy, but I really hope we don’t have to hear about his involvement in snuff films. Unless he did that, in which case, impound the RV and throw him off the bench.

“Trump Cuts $2 Billion in Federal Funding for Mental Health and Substance Abuse Services” well surely this means that they’d rather focus on gun control, if mental health is not the priority. 🙃

Target really hellbent on never seeing me in their stores ever again.

Anyway - I miss comedy.

I just don't see how any of these changes one bit with the snake's head firmly attached to its bloated, foul smelling body.

God bless the NYTimes Cooking section. The nation is being torn apart and every day they send emails like - "Try These Yummy, Oily Beans" or "The Best Pita Bread Pudding".

Well, a "day of reckoning" is coming...maybe a little different than the one he's talking about.

Lots of empty kiosks in subway stations which I think would be a natural place for community pantries, goodwill outposts, recycled magazine racks, and used book drop offs.

Might want to at least consider doing away with DHS or...just spitballin here - impeach this no-nothing, grifting, adulterous dog killer.

Let's hear it for the YOUTH!

I'd even be ready for us to just wheel him and the fam over to this hideous place as long as they never come back.

As one of your tax paying constituents, I'm ready to get the impeachment ball rolling again. Or 25th amendment. Whatever it takes. This has gone on far too long- you're up @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @chuckschumer.com

Worth siphoning off all the local water for this? I dunno, but it's what I picture in my head when reading the news.

Saturday but also ugh.

Trump’s so-called “Golden Age” is seriously screwing American workers, according to the latest jobs report. trib.al/HVFpzpJ 2025 was the... → worst year for hiring since the Covid-19 pandemic. → weakest annual job growth since 2003.

We never needed or wanted a Dept of Homeland Security in the first place.

Heinous and pathetic.

I’ll pay taxes when Bezos pays taxes.

Just from a linguistic standpoint I hate the “Donroe Doctorine”.

Starting to find comfort in the human lifespan.

Things are bad but I am on day 4 of wearing the same shirt, so…

So we're back to this, I guess.

Not good.

This is the energy we need for the midterms. Casually topple the existing power structures and get back to delivering for the American people.

I have worked in arts and arts philanthropy for almost 30 years, if artists no longer want to show at your space, it’s ain’t the artists that are the problem.

Watching Shiny Happy People and this Bill Gothard fella is doing the Devil’s work. Shocked to find out he is still alive.

I am so grateful my grandfather was a Presbyterian minister who taught me to be deeply skeptical of mega churches and evangelical nonsense. Now when I see Widow Kirk in sequins and pyrotechnics I know to stay clear away.

Eric Adams going into crypto tells you all you need to know about both crypto and Eric Adams.

Parents, if your children fall ill this holiday season, please consider dressing them in Victorian garb and bringing them bowls of porridge. If you can stage or simply snag a B&W photo of them, you will not be sorry. I mean, if they pass, you will be, but in the moment it will be funny.

Called it. Sort of. Still. They are idiots of the highest order.

Given the quality of individuals leading things you can probably just adjust the brightness on those black redacted bits and see what’s underneath.

On the plus side having “Donald Trump” and “Memorial” in the same sentence conjures warm feelings.

I guess we’re clear for Bowen to run for Governor of NY?

Stefanik out? Christmas done come early! 🥂

It almost goes without saying, but this is illegal. The name "John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts" is established by law and the board doesn't have the power to change it. 20 USC 3 §§ 76h - 76s.

You know who else loved gold too much, tried to have it all, went a little crazy, did a lot of damage and then died? This guy:

With all those evergreens behind him (and sinking poll numbers) that speech was giving Homer in the bushes.

I almost want to dip down to hell to watch when he finally croaks and descends into his just and fiery eternal damnation.

They know he’s on his way out. That’s why Kushner is back in the mix. In case he’s not in the will.

Big televangelist vibes from Widow Kirk.

Oh, Brown. Stay safe.

Somehow Steve Bannon is still the grossest thing in all those photos.

I need Obama to keep cranking out all these videos of him being cool and doing normal stuff in Chicago. It is the perfect antidote to nonsense Crimey McCrapped His Pants sleeping on the job.

Life hack: if you order french toast from a diner for delivery you never have to buy maple syrup again.

The Gorge is a Christmas movie.