Me: filling in my profile, literally giving him a season's pass to bussy with all the potential ways he could chat me up. Him:

I peaked as a gay. #grindr

Im in my badboy era

Felt cute might delete later idk

Apparently, as a show of solidarity, the French have also started painting their flag on roundabouts.

A date is cancelled with an hour's notice because "something has come up." Absolutely spontaneous cancellation that didn't happen a min after he read my previous message at all.

NHS waiting times are ridiculous. 6 years I've been waiting to get this treated 😠

So relieved

Finally! A true lgbt integration for Tomb Raider.

I-

I'm obviously ready for Mafia: The Old Country

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The state of grindr these days

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Dating gays is hard. Half are in OpEn reLatiOns, another half look like this:

Out for a nightout for the first time in a while. Coz im wild i intend to be home by 11:30pm.

Today, the UK celebrates its partition from batshit paranoid religous zealots🎉🥳!

I'm going camping with 100+ homogays this month, so I ordered this as a doormat for my tent

Elon Musk is chris chan with money

One of these should manifest me a single top on tinder.

Gotta wear this for a bit until the NHS figures out what caused my random collapse a while back.

Bouldering time 🧗‍♂️

Starting level 37 with a long gay bath 🛁. Despite all the challenges, last year brought me new friends, experiences, hobbies, and an ability to drive. I generally hate this time of year due to multiple traumatic experiences in the past, but I'm at peace today.

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Me and my raptor Kumkwik just 100% ark

Homogay: *sets looking for dates/relationship on his profile. *says he isn't looking for dates/relationship. Me:

Me when a homosexual in oPeN rElAtiOnsHiP messages me:

Hair done, lashe's and brow's done, nails done, dog fed , kids at there dads.. off too Manchester wiv my girlies... no men coz there all snek's. Inbox me hun. Mancesta wont know what’s gonna hit dem xx

Go Janice. #eurovision #tombraider

I went to a social event yesterday and I think i met a person that was literally generated by all the boomer conspiracy posts on Facebook. Literally everything: 5g, vaccines, baby farms, jew trans people controlling the uk (but not the supreme court???)...

If you got any of these smart plugs that use "Tuya" or "smartlife" app to work be aware, you are now a part of Xi's botnet network. Here's comparison of a "tuya" vs another brand plug. Both were turned on/off ONCE in the last 48 hours.

Why is she going after the asexuals no2? They're not fuсkìng with anyone.

I don't take many selfies these days, but I just love this one. I'm still yet to take Ella for an adventure in my first car. Maybe tonight, hmm.

I might make use of the US tarrif wars: single British otter/twunk is looking for his mail-order gay American husbear to co-parent my dog and enjoy free health care x.

I'm happ.

And the birthday present is devoured

Beware. 🛞 🏎🛞

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I'm happ

Found your mum's apartment

Me

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