more seriousness towards some age jokes over likening polin to pigs. yea I gotta go

penelope paid DUST!! i hate y'all

one thing about KAs mocking polin not having something is that they end up manifesting it for us

I should have pasta for lunch

i hate how some people saw the early previews and started yapping about how bad the entire thing is. like now that my friends are watching it its so obvious those people did not understand how queer theatre works and just had to say smth mean. nicluke/polin fans you are your worst enemies

making fatphobic jokes and getting a gorbillion likes for it and then you want me to sympathize with kanthonies? they get exactly what they deserve - dust.

proud creloise anti

you don't even know my name do ya 😝 open.spotify.com/track/5sdQOy...

C learning to type:

people so mad at giulia but all she said was that the fandom blames penelope too much for book colin's outdated 2000s romcom male lead behaviour. like we don't have to find excuses for why colin didn't gaf about penelope till he had nothing else to do, thats a common trope from then and its ok

colin

ITS BEEN 4 DAYS IM STILL DRY COUGHING MY INSIDES OUT

i know you guys want to know which is which but "i will be skewered alive if i do"- is an understatement 😭

fic 1 pen punished for wanting space. fic 2 pen rewarded for yearning by being a rebound. fic 3 pen a terrible person for having a life. what happened to fic authors man

The need to establish yourselves as someone “known” in the fandom is genuinely ruining your guys’ perception of personal boundaries. There’s fandom etiquette and politeness you should *always follow. Too many of you indulge a mean-girl fantasy with no consideration for others.

say hello to dragonelope (pendragon to her friends) for week 4 of Enter the Polinverse! archiveofourown.org/works/695629...

god forbid we don't want to be tagged in a/b/o nonsense

polin angst but we let them both fuck up and argue about it. we let penelope be angry at him. we let colin be irritated at her

carriage on top! no arguments!

guys look

not hearing good things about the play

luke n find as hell...im running a 103 fever let me thirst on main...

i was about to say something really problematic but funny

my little soda pop as in the saja boys drinking your souls

wearing a bindi and i feel odd as hell like thats not my face

guys get this. you mix butter with flour and add milk intermittently. you add your spices and then wait for it. you add CHEESE

boycotting polin for a day because they're british #patriot #happy15august

bsky dms crashed mid gossip

superman yaoi bothers me sm it makes my eye twitch

what do you guys think of fics where marina is set up as a villain 🎤

She should keep it obscure just a random tag at the end that says "clev still bitchless"

i am so tired of reading off pdf i want an ereader so bad but theyre expensive,,,

i just saw something which like. these people will pay lmao they're not getting away with this shit

guys remember when people were hating on bunelope..what was all that about

feeling yucky and gross and mean

polin twt kinda needs to d*

sister telling me teletubby fanfiction plots

ugh i have work

what the fuck was that cliffhanger ASDHDFVEHBVKEFB

guys! its page turners day! brighten up!

fandom falling apart because you care that much about crack pairs that have nothing to do w the main ship really tells a lot

lady whistledown in a small section of her column:

nobody gaf but preview for my youtuber!colin fangirl!penelope discord au that i desperately want to be done with before polinverse ends

i was heated when i woke up in the morning i took a nap in the afternoon tell me why im still pissed. im going to get some crayons and get to the closest colouring book

making new event with penelope single life prompts. she's happy and alone and DGAF about men 500 years older than her. colin is marrying philip

and don't even get me started with gregxpenelope

it takes a real audacity to be white and then go lecturing other people that there’s no race element to this 😭

talking shit about characters you're pairing penelope with in your fics. WHY WOULD U IF U DIDNT HATE HER

writing penelope in love with anthony or benedict does make you a penelope hater. i don’t give a fuck. cry me a fucking river

i'd be more accepting of #them if they weren't straight up ooc revenge fantasies. reeks.