He’s beautiful.

Thinking about that drunk raccoon.

Unfortunately I’m not have a great day playing hooky (achey from my shot).

For someone that is on social media, I sure am not social.

Called off sick tomorrow. Sick of that job. Lemme catch up on some sleep.

Pay day.

Tinashe baby… 🙂‍↕️ #AppleReplay

I’m not tech savvy apparently. How y’all doing these Replay posts?

It’s cold outside so lemme make some

OH!

Lots of drama.

Okay… Hollander’s cute but this Russian got some ass. Like… A S S.

Whoever told my bf about that gay hockey show, you owe me pizza for the watch party.

When the horror movie’s jump scare is a little too intense:

I love being Port of Rican.

Marvel Rivals removed my Pokémon Unite hyperfixation.

Thank god I’m deaf. I don’t have to hear Christmas music in the stores.

Fun fact, did you guys know that the reason why we are so obsessed with their flag is because during the 1920s ISH or something like that it was banned to use the flag because of American imperialism, until later in the 1900’s

Instagram needs to die because why am I getting 2-3 ads every time I’m done viewing someone’s story?

Why is there gay porn on YouTube?

Netflix has caused irreparable harm to television, no longer will we have 24 episode tv shows that last 6-7 seasons and one year wait times… In this essay I will—

Today I learned more about Japanese kei cars and I’ve never been more pissed about America.

It’s the day after Thanksgiving Lin.

The spread, not pictured: two homemade pumpkin pies and arroz con gandules.

Thanksgiving was a success but lord did that bird wear me out.

Where are the COC (cocks of color)?

How are y’all eating already? I’m still painting this bird for another hour.

Happy Thanksgiving bloomfies.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Pies are done and a gay witch is getting married.

First year making turkey. Not kinda nervous because I’m medicated.

This is the most fridayest Wednesday ever.

The joys of having a boyfriend? He leaves his chocolate wrappers in his sweater in my hamper for me to find.

Well, he might be ousted so I guess my magic is still working.

Have you streamed ‘Mature’ by Hilary Duff today?

Hey… TAKE YOUR TURKEY OUT OF THE FREEZER.

Job seeking while Deaf... nothing changed.

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

Even the 30° cold doesn’t feel cold to me. 🧐

K-pop hasn’t sounded like K-pop in a long time.

♩ ♪ you wanna beef with me are you sure? Do she even got a BET award?♫ ♬

Twitter now displays where accounts are from and it has confirmed that too many of the political accounts are out of country bots. Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth. Delete your account.

Rafael Silva is such a porn star name.

And fuck a recipe locked behind a paywall.

Why does every picture of Kash Patel make that man seem like he’s being held at gunpoint?

We witnessed our first Karen today. Complaining about how spicy her Thai food is and she ordered mild. 😭

Help me I’m poor.

LEMME GO PLAY THE LOTTERY

Happy birthday Songs For You! Tinashe did her big one with this album and she gave me this track that I love so much.