Ayyyooooooo!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

I’m 6’2 from Norfolk.

My clients from LAST YEAR came in to see me today. Beautiful couple. Walked in the dirt and was like, “Oh! You’re still here?!” Me: “Oh yea?!” The wife: “Did you get married?!?!” Me: 🫤 The husband: “I’m going shopping.” Her: “Because last time we were HERE…” Me: “Nice to see y’all too smh.”

Absolutely.

Spraying killian in potential boo boo water is insane. Putting a white plush fur toilet seat cover on the toilet is insane. THE HAND IN THE TOILET WATER IS INSANE!

Taking myself to see the JJK movie this weekend because EYE deserve it.

Is there anyone in the Greenville, NC area looking for a management role in retail? I gotta homie looking to fill a role asap… I can connect you to them and the talent partner for a quick interview!

He could’ve just cleaned the brushes and cleaned her area. Women have a whole state with their makeup and beauty products 😭

This nigga turn his head too fast and the durag be like

Almond shape with a mix of 2, 3 and 4 being the pinky or index. 🤔

This is fire.

Bruh… Somebody was betting… And it was the entire coaching staff.

This is absolutely a fire choice. My man just wanted to be stronger to take care of his dad and ended up finding someone that loved him and wanted to build with him… Ask for that to be taken away… He couldn’t protect what he had grown to cherish most then started throwing hands indiscriminately.

Took the baby and her friend to go see FNAF 2. The movie was fire. Can’t wait to see what’s happening with the 3rd installment.

The chant 😭😭😭

I’m with it… But listen… Somebody keep eyes on her.

Having another stalker at work. Bruh… This is why I hate retail. It’s cool and all until shit goes completely left. There are no safeguards when you’re in a client facing role where you have a person that claims to be a PI, but also can’t provide info on who they are. But I tracked him down.

😂😂😂

More of this. That food is TRASH!

Men consume your thoughts. We talk about the pick mes a lot, but that’s one end of the male centered spectrum. The other end is the women that cannot stop talking about how much they hate men. If all you talk about is decentering men, then they’re still centered.

This is blasphemy.

I don’t freak unless froken to. -Unknown

One Piece in a Mexican restaurant in Northeast Philly? Absolutely.

The fact that I have TWO homies that have birthdays on the same day is insane. How both of y’all born on November 24th?!?! And one of them got to model for my favorite designer 🥴

He must not have heard about the Vikings then.

A dry reception.

I’m glad I’m probably part of a very small percentage that have never posted their pee pees on this site. Y’all on one tonight 😭

AYOOOO!!!

I SHOULD NOT HAVE WATCHED THIS! 😞

OoooooWEEEEE!!!

May her crown stay full of hair strands.

I have a story…

~1.1M without a job for the month of November… Ok. I still been looking at the numbers in disbelief… And they reward the balding orange man for doing shit all.

I have something to say and I’m going to keep it in the holster… I’m going to keep it in the holster… I won’t say a word.

Please take care of your mental health!

It’s a background show for sure 😭

🔥🔥🔥

Before actually looking at the picture, I was fully expecting to see Black Panther suited or T’Challa somewhere sprinkled… Social media has ruined me.

I gotta confession… This is my favorite comfort look on a woman and I will gladly lay down to be gently stepped on 😩 Black women be too fine in this.

Bruh… The back office is about to have a FIELD day. Let’s not forget that he is absolutely stamped as that nigga that got stepped over by AI.

This is wild.

Bruh… Aye man…

Fellas… Please understand me when I say that Victoria’s Secret is bottom barrel. There are a many of other places and sites you can go to to get your girl what she may want and need.

Pluribus… PLURIBUS!

Two cans of ragu to fill a thin bed of dough is egregious…

GyaaaaaDAMN 😩

OK NORFOLK!

Fuck no, but there is absolutely a slight chance if I’m already 2 or more shots into a Hennessy bottle. Henney dick hits different when the attitude amps.