I’m embarrassed just because I came across this 🥴

Cash money ain’t got nobody 😩. Nicxi is insane. Drxxe cut everybody off and/or is suing them. Tyga… Wayne don’t… You know what? House real big I guess 🥴

I aspire to have a portrait of my other half, DONE BY MY OWN HAND, mounted on a wall in my place. Charcoal, painting, mixed media, digital… I want to be able to have a story and “WOW!” people if ever I have company. Like, they feel moved and see the person I get to see on a daily.

I love it!

Made chicken and grits. Topped it with sharp cheddar cheese and added “Mexican” hot sauce for a lil extra heat. My daughter? What about chicken pastelitos? Ok. NOW she wants to fight me AFTER I pare it 😩

I’m down when I get up and running again!

Yes Cardi YASSSSS🩷🌸 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

😂😂😂

Facts!

I will only be watering relationships that are mutually beneficial to both parties

You mean to tell me they couldn’t get revenge for us? Are you serious?!?!

Because why?

Fetterman is the mean girl that doesn’t realize that their crew friend really like them. Y’all remember the Ashley’s from Recess?

Depends on what mood I’m in. Heavy cream or almonds milk.

I’m rooting for the Spurs bc I’m a Sixers fan. That’s it. Fuck the Knicks.

Walk away. Humans are ass.

I’ll pay it. But not before having them vowing an oath to me for whatever I deem important to request.

Start an insurance company.

Be extremely careful in who I had sex with. I’m already careful now.

Sit in his lap. Now we both uncomfortable.

Interesting… The more I understand some of these buildings, the more they appear to be antiheroes.

Going hunting.

To be real, Gambit if you add the hot sauce or kick up the spice.

Blob monster. It wastes everything it touches. Its whole body is a mouth.

Buildings would be trees.

Easy. Maleficent.

Werewolf bank burglar.

Send it in the mail. EXPEDITIOUSLY. They gone try to send it back but I’m gone take it for me and mine.

Give me the fruit.

I love a meaty legged woman. And she was Black?! She can use them suction cups any way she wants to with me 😮‍💨

Damn, man. This is wild.

😂😂😂

Jay did not need to be on this track. At the time, it made since because the “Bonnie and Clyde” vibe was still a thing. Looking back? Nah.

Freaky ah 😹

One of these days… One of these days…

Fire.

I feel like everybody needs to sit down and watch Smart House. Disney got it right but people who didn’t watch it are getting it wrong.

Perfect way to end the night. A Manhattan and whatever green shit she got 😭

Insane.

Had them all besides 3. I’m from the south but live in the north.

Y’all ever seen the cleaners in the metro stations dump those big ass mop water buckets?

I still write in cursive. I’m doomed if I ever have to write a strongly worded letter to somebody. They stopped teaching cursive years ago.

😂😂😂

Currently getting fussed out by my daughter.

I won’t confirm or deny. I’ll slide past it because what we doing?!?! I’m on a date with YOU! Not them 🥴

I think I was 13. Man in a white SUV was circling the block for me. In a suit at 11a while I’m headed to 7-Eleven for snacks. He saw where I was going (neighborhood) and disappeared.

I have figured out the Pokemon wonder picks! 😤

pedophiles, predators and rapists shouldn't be walking along this Earth.

They don’t know Shaq from his first few years in Orlando. Them babies don’t know better.