We raised $1k, thank you to everyone who helped out!

If you donate the Dodgers will lose the World Series and we will all be happy

Look at this picture of a bear I took! Then, idk, maybe repost the post below to help spread the word?

🍅HELP WANTED🍅 Hi! With SNAP ending food banks need as much help as ever. My wife and I live in a high traffic trick-or-treating area so we have set up a GoFundMe for @OPFoodSearch and have printed out a QR code for parents to scan and donate as they’re out with their kids. 1/3

Crazy to think it’s possible there was a time I was in line behind the pope at Al’s Beef

Hey, if anyone knows of a portal to an alternate universe where the Blues did not blow a game 7 lead with 1.6 seconds left let me know I’m looking for one

Katie Lou can have my ACL, I don’t really need it

I do think the Blues are gonna win tonight but if they don’t then I think they wil lose and I would like that less

So far this postseason the Blues are 0-2 on days I don’t get an allergy shot. They are 1-0 on days I do. Calling the doc and moving my next appointment up to Sunday, potential risks be damned.

The thing about Trump selling Trump 2028 hats is he’s really gonna run and the democrats are absolutely not going to do anything to stop him

What if the pope whispered “I will haunt you” to Vance to end their meeting and then immediately died

The Pope was pro-LGBTQ rights and pro-Palestine, I fear the Catholics are gonna go the other direction with the next one

Pete Hegseth texting the group chat “He is risen” followed by some war plans

Happy national high five day

When the Blues inevitably make it to the Stanley Cup Finals I need them to wear their throwbacks in every possible clinching game cuz that’s what I wanna see ‘em in when they hoist the Cup

Good morning, the Blues are in the playoffs

Dominique Malonga, let’s fucking gooooooooo!

It looks like her friend lost a button to their jacket so she tried to help them find it but she kept finding the wrong button and her friend kept getting mad but then eventually calmed down and felt bad so they made this for her

I hate that Green Day has gone woke and is political now. I like bands that stay outta politics, like Rage Against the Machine.

Walton Doggins would be a good name for a dog

Twelve. In. A. Row.

The Hall of Fame was never in doubt, but it’s still sweet to see. Congrats to Sue Bird on being elected to the 2025 HOF class! 🐐

I like murals of animals. This one, for example, is a mural of a goat.

Eleven wins in a row, never been done before. Except when we also did it in 2019. And probably some other times, too.

I’m not an economy expert, can someone tell me if depressions are good or bad?

Penguins having to give their mates smaller rocks cuz of the tariffs 😢

Big year for condiments

Cory Booker didn’t have to do all that, if the senate wanted to hear someone talk for 25 straight hours they coulda asked my kids about Roblox

For those keeping track at home the Cardinals are 2-0 and the Blues are on a nine game winning streak

Opening Day is a big deal in baseball because every single World Series winner has won on opening day. Lose today and you’re effectively eliminated already.

Yes, if I could go back in time I’d kill baby Hitler, also on my way back to present time I’d stop by yesterday and save Juju’s ACL

Vance: Oh my God. Did you see trump’s hat? Hegseth: Oh fuck. Haha. Vance: He looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe. Hegseth: What the hell even is it? Vance: it’s a fedora with safari flaps in the back. Hegseth: Holy shit! He looks so fucking stupid. Talk later. I’ll take care of that thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Fun fact: someone from St. Louis has won R&B Artist of the Year three years in a row

In honor of the tradition of wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day all WNBA players should request a trade to the Storm

Happy 314 Day St. Louis people

At one point during the Mary J show last night they danced to the mustard part of TV Off, it was all of ten seconds and unnecessary and absolutely amazing I loved it

Happy 311 Day

Checking out the Cardinals in Jupiter, guys I think we might win the World Series

The thing about Luigi is I don’t think he did it and now that his trial has started it would be really funny if whoever did do it does it again

Idk why it’s impossible for people to be normal about A’ja Wilson anymore but hell yeah, Time Women of the Year!

I think my most boomer complaint about sports is teams have too many uniforms these days. I believe they should have one home uniform, one road uniform, and wear throwbacks a couple times a year. We don’t need all these alternative hats/jerseys.

If I were in the Super Bowl I would not win MVP because I don’t want to go to Disney Land. I would come in second in the MVP voting and go somewhere I wanna go.

Gabby Williams re-signs with the Storm, biggest sports story of the day ⛈️

Go birds 🦅

I’m against picketing but I don’t know how to show it

If someone said they hated my wife I would simply not say it’s an honor to play in front of them regardless of what their job is

I hate the Chiefs cuz I hate any dynasty but between Mahomes being MAGA and Kelce saying it’s an honor to play in front of the president no matter who it is I hope they fucking lose by 100

In all seriousness this is sad (cuz he survived)

A’ja Wilson gets her jersey retried, SZA wins best a Grammy for Best R&B Song and Doechii wins a Grammy for Best Rap Album…big day for some of my favorite celebs