Thought I'd just pop back from my general boredom with social media to see how 'The Nice Place' is reacting to the news of the murder of a 31 year old father of 2. Yeah, maybe shouldn't have bothered....

Not to be confused with the present daily newspaper The Guardian, which would never dream of posting anti - Semitic content. No Sir. Never.

Just bought 4 packs of wasabi salt for 9p a pack, because apparently it was going out of date. Salt, made from rocks, going out of date. I'm not sure what the wasabi is doing to it.

Alexa reassuring me that 'No rain is expected today' when I'm looking out of my window at a fucking deluge is restoring my faith in the complete incompetence of a.i.

It wouldn't have - they'd just have got him with the throwing stars.

This is exactly what will drive fear into all men and make them reconsider their attitudes. Absolutely no men at all will enjoy this. None whatsoever.

Secret No.1 - Avoid long walks on a Greek island during a heatwave.

Nominative Determinism has reached new extremes....

Aha! I may have found my James Bond villain hideaway. Couple of issues: 1) It's in a place called 'Bow Wow', which kills the sinister vibe a bit. 2) Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen designed the interior, which means he knows it's secrets, which means he has to die. Actually, it's just the one issue.

If the rain today hasn't made you wonder if summer is over, here's the kicker...

Siblings falling out can often be complex, and finding out what triggers someone can be difficult. Professional jealousy, personal rivalry, raping a trafficked minor on a deserted island leaving the victim with lifelong trauma which eventually lead to her suicide - it's just impossible to tell...🤔

Name a bigger downgrade? I'll wait...

The problem with this idea is that Europe is a rational place which doesn't just invent money to throw at imaginary things.

Says a lot about the prestige of this tournament that the BBC is entirely focused on the England women's team cruising through their match.

Chelsea - World Champions. Doesn't scan, does it..?

Semi finals of the Club World Cup very much in progress. If I have one ambition this tournament, it's that I don't learn the correct way to pronounce DAZN.

'New political parties Sir, Thousands of em...!'

Justified use of labelling @fathomdeep.bsky.social

Today marks the anniversary in 1857 of the first ever investiture of the Victoria Cross. So, in recognition of that, here's some footage of Delia Derbyshire.

Prime Minister in waiting...

I don't think it was ever in doubt

Ahhh, them Iranian Revolutionaries loved the craic, so they did - great bunch o' lads...

Possibly the dumbest and most insulting Kickstarter I've ever seen. I'm sure it will make millions.

This is high art.

About time! Jesse Singal has had it far too easy at the top of the 'most blocked' list.

This is too real - when I tried Yoga I quite enjoyed it as an exercise, but the absolute bollocks the tutor was spouting killed the possibility of me wanting to go back.

I find this pretty excruciating to watch. I suppose it's meant to be funny, but it really feels like bullying. There are no boundaries in the US at the moment it seems.

That's the type of commitment to branding that I can respect...

I'm not sure what the definition of 'Bond Vigilante' is, but I'm hoping it's a bunch of concerned citizens fighting local crime while dressed in tuxedos.

Looks like The Second Coming has some unforseen challenges...

Because nobody asked, here, for me, is probably the finest 4 minutes of music ever created...

Oh no!

Just watching 'Once in a Lifetime', one of the best sports documentaries I've ever seen in the cinema, available on YouTube.

The Alpha Males have arrived....

Ms. Regan was then told that she had gotten the wrong end of the stick, to which she pointed out that she was not in possession of any part of a tree and had not been offered either end of a fallen branch.

5 -0 will be the biggest win in European Cup history. 4 goal wins for Real in '60; Bayern in '74; Milan in '89 and '94.

The biggest threat to Paris Saint Germains dominance might be Paris FC - recently acquired by the richest family in Europe and just promoted to the French top division. #championsleague

Sounds like you need to talk to your internet service provider about bandwidth

Turns out cunnilingus feels better with Invisalign...

In other news, I had my first block report the other day from @listifications.app . Shallow being that I am I looked into 'Spicy Beryl' - a non-binary furry who uses Bun/Bunself pronouns. I'm not sure what I've done to offend such a person, but I feel I should probably be doing more of it.

Wartime American Information film, warning travelling GI's that they might not get away with treating black soldiers like dirt in the UK. The Battle of Bamber Bridge showed that it was harder for them to do in practice - probably why the guy giving the warning moved into boxing coaching.

The Patriachy vs Women's Football.

It's nice to be remembered...

The valuation is based on Russ in Cheshires' monthly subscription bill.

Worrying development - Crow's and Fox's have begun tag teaming in London...

Why do they keep losing the argument...🤔

Not surprised he likes chimes, considering he's such a fucking bell end.

If I didn't know better I'd think these 2 teams were just above the relegation zone, based on the quality of this game... #europaleaguefinal