Three episodes in, I couldn’t tell you who any of the queens are and none of them are standing out to me whatsoever #DragRace

The VIRAL NYX COSMETICS Face Glue gripping primer now has a matching setting spray?! Let’s try it out! #nyxcosmetics #grippingprimer #makeuptutorial #ukmakeup

Nobody’s following me on here anyway so I’m about to try a video because I’ve HEARD BlueSky is developing a TikTok like app called SkyLight and they’ll all link so let’s try it

Me watching this US TikTok Ban play out from the UK

American people stay finding it their weirdest thing that countries like Russia and China ban IG, Facebook etc then they go ahead and ban TikTok??? Connect the dots besties

The way Mary Cosby has not even one second of time for Brittani is hilarious to me #RHOSLC

Someone explain to be how Threads really went from being this super chill place for memes and whatever to a literal X like hell fire overnight

Khloé Kardashian criticized for calling Mayor Karen Bass “a joke” over response to LA fires. According to the Los Angeles Times, her sister Kourtney Kardashian went over her water usage by 101,000 gallons, while her other sister Kim Kardashian exceeded 232,000 gallons.

Sadly there isn’t a fashion accessory as immediately iconic as Parvati’s beaded headbands this season… #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors

Seeing all the discourse around the TikTok Ban in America is so unsettling, it’s so clear their government have other motives to get rid of it than what they’re saying. I’ll be so sad when all my fav US content creators stop appearing on my fyp but I still kinda have faith it’s not gonna happen

Maybe consider not saying "It's just stuff" to people who have lost their homes.

No matter what app you scroll right now, it’s all DOOM and GLOOM and it’s so upsetting to see the state of the world we live in right now. As someone who is a chronic over thinker it’s really been a rough few weeks

Jeezo when Beyoncé said America Has A Problem she wasn’t wrong

Ok so let’s talk #RHONY because this current cast is TOO self aware and self producing and they’re not being real. I’d like to see some of them return for another season, but some need to go. In this essay I will…

I legit thought this was Melissa Gorga

I’m enjoying Jeremiah on #QueerEye just like I enjoyed him when he was on The Rachel Zoe Project all those years ago.

I really wish it was Jonathan that hadn’t returned for the new season of #QueerEye I find them insufferable

Mary Cosby is tv gold

I’m actually on the floor😭😭😭 #RHOSLC

She was messy af for this ngl

I need this app to open to following instead of discover by default… I cannot start every day with schlongs and gym progress pics

If someone can make sense of this math for me, or any tips, I’d be so grateful? Same video posted across 3 platforms at the same time, and the platform with the smallest audience is where it performs the best? And IG and TikTok say shadow bans aren’t real?

I NEED someone at Bravo to intervene and undo this Selling Sunset from Shein production style they’ve been doing on #RHOBH because it’s NOT the one

Yes!. I miss the silly music from early seasons

I’ve only been able to listen to the wicked soundtrack for the past three days…they bewitched that thing

John Galliano Menswear F/W 2004

Me right now on this #VanderpumpRules reboot news #PumpRules

So I’ve been watching #TabathasSalonTakeover and she’s went to a salon in Florida owned by a Pablo Hernandez… is that THE Pablo Hernandez bc it looks like him

Has any housewife ever fumbled their return as hard as Alexis Bellino?! #RHOC

Dorit in the first episode

What is this Selling Sunset from Shein new production/editing style they’re doing on #RHOBH? Not here for it, give me the glossy chintzy music from season 1 pls

#RHONY I was really rooting for you

Wait I’ve just realised all those meme account reaction video pages that I use as my literal personality are all hosted on that other app pls I pray they migrate over here

If 2 hands becomes Tate’s Espresso and the gays are left with another case of not being able to get concert tickets bc of the basic girlies who know one song I WILL RIOT

I’m sorry but after this week’s #RHOSLC we need to have a conversation about Angie K’s husband bc HELLO

I’m super late to the game but I’ve just started watching Rivals on Disney+ and what a slice of camp soap perfection it is, and set in the 80s?! Sensational

Boy glam vs full glam, I truly don’t know what one I prefer in terms of my makeup these days What I truly DO know, however, is that the iPhone camera is trash and the way it makes everything all grainy and weird is not a vibe whatsoever

SOMEBODY GET HASAN PIKER’S JUICY ASS OVER HERE

Would Reality Von Tease be on BlueSky do we think? #RHOSLC

FEBRUARY?! Tate, sweetie… the gays do NOT have the attention span to wait that long

Me: I’m so excited for this app bc that last place got so toxic and political and Elon is the devil, can’t WAIT to use it and get posting Also me: what the hell do I post?

I really can’t wait until the girlies, the gays, and the housewives accounts all make their way over here

I’m actually so happy there’s a non hellscape app bc whatever that Tesla man did to Twitter is just infuriating