Oink Piggins
@oinkpiggins.bsky.social
📤 16
📥 12
📝 82
big guy in a small guy world
when i first saw the wii u's design i thought they were making a fig newtons game console
3 days ago
0
2
1
all these places are making dirty drinks now because they realize how much they're wasting by discarding all the dish water
17 days ago
0
2
2
why does this look like me??
add a skeleton here at some point
20 days ago
0
0
2
nintendo used a face scan of me for the new pigma design by the way
25 days ago
0
5
3
what the fuck is going on
about 1 month ago
0
2
1
i used to put cookies in the gamecube disc drive to save them for later
about 2 months ago
0
3
3
thought about opening a hotel called the lasagna lounge
about 2 months ago
0
1
2
my refrigerator is running, this is not an april fools joke, someone please help me catch it
about 2 months ago
0
3
3
i wish there was a game like katamari except it was about rolling up exclusively food into a big ball
2 months ago
0
0
2
some guy who follows me invited me to his home for a delicious dinner, I brought my famous spaghetti brownies
2 months ago
1
1
2
the wii u gamepad was the perfect size and shape to eat food off of while playing my mario games
3 months ago
0
4
3
i'm like 97% sure those gas station nachos were just packing peanuts covered in cheese whiz... honestly not that bad
3 months ago
0
6
4
spaghetti delight
3 months ago
0
1
2
whenever i played that streetpass minigame about cooking food on my 3ds i'd try to grab the food forgetting the 3d was just an illusion and it'd make me so mad
3 months ago
0
2
3
"fool on the hill" is a song about someone dropping their donuts down a hill and tumbling down trying to go after them
4 months ago
0
1
2
large and in charge
4 months ago
0
1
3
i always thought the rush song "roll the bones" was about chicken bones rolling off the table
4 months ago
0
2
3
everyone's always bloviating about some amazing meal they had once, they wish they dined like I do every day
4 months ago
0
2
1
i finally found my lost can of easy cheese
4 months ago
0
2
3
everyone posts this image like it's funny but honestly this is just what i drink every morning to start my day
4 months ago
0
3
1
i ate 50 of these and it put me into a coma for 8 days
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
0
2
1
i have a sudden craving for a worms in dirt dessert...
5 months ago
1
4
3
early bird gets the gummy worm
5 months ago
0
2
3
i've put totino's pizza rolls and pizza pringles on my pizza pie, i think i'm going against the will of god with this one
5 months ago
0
2
3
made a batch of mini tacos for myself and while they were still scalding hot one of them fell off the plate onto my foot and i yelled like the nostalgia critic
5 months ago
0
1
2
seeing the scene in UHF where weird al makes the twinkie wiener sandwich was a very formative life experience for me
5 months ago
0
4
3
new year, same great taste
5 months ago
0
4
3
the scene where patrick eats a krabby patty at 3 am was very inspiring for me as a kid
5 months ago
0
2
2
i don't know why but i feel like somebody's thinking about me right now as they make their next meal...
5 months ago
1
3
3
i ate so much popeyes chicken this christmas i passed out
5 months ago
0
2
3
i think i've unlocked the secret to achieving nirvana
5 months ago
0
3
2
drew a smiley face in my mashed potatoes
5 months ago
0
2
0
the mcdonalds near me is out of chicken mcnuggets and it's all my fault
5 months ago
0
4
3
i have too much leftover burger meat so i've made 50 servings of cheeseburger helper, i'm dining like a king
6 months ago
0
3
1
when i was a kid i shoved a hot dog into a vcr thinking it'd play the secret hot dog movie
6 months ago
1
4
3
dexter's secret formula was the height of will.i,am's career
6 months ago
0
2
2
my favorite the sims expansion pack is the sims livin' large. it reminds me of myself, because i am large and i am living.
6 months ago
0
2
2
started laughing while watching a family guy funny moments compilation and my pizza gave me this look
6 months ago
1
4
2
woke up this morning in the burger king bathroom, that spongebob meal got me fucked up
6 months ago
0
2
1
dropped a bowling ball on my foot and i gasped just like chunky kong when you hover over him in the swap barrel in donkey kong 64
6 months ago
0
2
2
since they got rid of pennies, what the fuck do we start saying instead of "penny for your thoughts?"
6 months ago
1
2
1
sometimes i put a lil mint chocolate under my pillow at night so i have a nice little treat waiting for me when i wake up
6 months ago
0
3
1
my alarm clock sounds exactly like spongebob's alarm horn
6 months ago
1
1
0
went to an all you can eat sushi place and they kicked me out
6 months ago
0
4
3
accidentally dropped my hot dog out the car window and screamed like homer simpson
6 months ago
1
5
3
was listening to pirate's scorn from the donkey kong country show in the car and i was boogying too hard and i spilled hot mcdonalds coffee in my lap
6 months ago
0
9
6
i'm kinda built like patrick star
6 months ago
0
2
1
i listen to songs from the donkey kong country tv show when i work out
6 months ago
0
3
1
the flying gnaars in serious sam scared me so much as a kid it's fucked me up for life
6 months ago
0
3
1
serious question: why does miracle whip exist?
6 months ago
0
2
1
Load more
feeds!
log in