the wii u gamepad was the perfect size and shape to eat food off of while playing my mario games

i'm like 97% sure those gas station nachos were just packing peanuts covered in cheese whiz... honestly not that bad

spaghetti delight

whenever i played that streetpass minigame about cooking food on my 3ds i'd try to grab the food forgetting the 3d was just an illusion and it'd make me so mad

"fool on the hill" is a song about someone dropping their donuts down a hill and tumbling down trying to go after them

large and in charge

i always thought the rush song "roll the bones" was about chicken bones rolling off the table

everyone's always bloviating about some amazing meal they had once, they wish they dined like I do every day

i finally found my lost can of easy cheese

everyone posts this image like it's funny but honestly this is just what i drink every morning to start my day

i ate 50 of these and it put me into a coma for 8 days

i have a sudden craving for a worms in dirt dessert...

early bird gets the gummy worm

i've put totino's pizza rolls and pizza pringles on my pizza pie, i think i'm going against the will of god with this one

made a batch of mini tacos for myself and while they were still scalding hot one of them fell off the plate onto my foot and i yelled like the nostalgia critic

seeing the scene in UHF where weird al makes the twinkie wiener sandwich was a very formative life experience for me

new year, same great taste

the scene where patrick eats a krabby patty at 3 am was very inspiring for me as a kid

i don't know why but i feel like somebody's thinking about me right now as they make their next meal...

i ate so much popeyes chicken this christmas i passed out

i think i've unlocked the secret to achieving nirvana

drew a smiley face in my mashed potatoes

the mcdonalds near me is out of chicken mcnuggets and it's all my fault

i have too much leftover burger meat so i've made 50 servings of cheeseburger helper, i'm dining like a king

when i was a kid i shoved a hot dog into a vcr thinking it'd play the secret hot dog movie

dexter's secret formula was the height of will.i,am's career

my favorite the sims expansion pack is the sims livin' large. it reminds me of myself, because i am large and i am living.

started laughing while watching a family guy funny moments compilation and my pizza gave me this look

woke up this morning in the burger king bathroom, that spongebob meal got me fucked up

dropped a bowling ball on my foot and i gasped just like chunky kong when you hover over him in the swap barrel in donkey kong 64

since they got rid of pennies, what the fuck do we start saying instead of "penny for your thoughts?"

sometimes i put a lil mint chocolate under my pillow at night so i have a nice little treat waiting for me when i wake up

my alarm clock sounds exactly like spongebob's alarm horn

went to an all you can eat sushi place and they kicked me out

accidentally dropped my hot dog out the car window and screamed like homer simpson

was listening to pirate's scorn from the donkey kong country show in the car and i was boogying too hard and i spilled hot mcdonalds coffee in my lap

i'm kinda built like patrick star

i listen to songs from the donkey kong country tv show when i work out

the flying gnaars in serious sam scared me so much as a kid it's fucked me up for life

serious question: why does miracle whip exist?

if i really hate someone i make their s'mores with marshmallow fluff and feastables

the flintstones was fucked up those animals they used as appliances had to see them naked sometimes

i only just now found out you're not supposed to eat the red stick these would come with

i ate kid cuisine all the time growing up and now i can't eat pudding unless i microwave it first

feeding my meals to the local wildlife, i hope they like hot wings

i left my hot dog at the bank, could someone go grab it and bring it to me?

i dropped my pizza..

there's a roach outside my house

lil bedtime snack..