Cubs are on at 7:08 pm!!! Not 7:07, not 7:06. On the big screen!! We have our brand new IPA, Polar Volano, on draft and in cans! And ceramic pumpkins! We have ceramic pumpkins! #gocubs

Two, count 'em two fun things happening today! 1. Our brand new IPA, Polar Volcano, is on draft and in cans! Technically it's a "cold IPA" style, but your tastebuds will not care. Just delicious. 2. Tacos 606 will be here from 4-8 pm. Your Friday is set.

Dorkmunderfest is mostly over, BUT, MLB playoffs are still going and Dorkmunder is still flowing into these lovely steins. We'll have the Yankees vs Blue Jays at 3:08 pm (like, EXACTLY 3:08 pm, got it?) and Tigers vs Mariners at 7:03 pm. <Insert joke about exactly at 7:03 pm here>

Day 2 of Dorkmunderfest is upon us! We have our Dorkmunder lager – a Dortmunder-style German lager, yes confusing. Get a .5L pour in our limited edition steins. Hell, we'll autograph it for you. Beard and Belly will be here from 4-8 pm with currywurst, spaetzle, pretzel bits, pickled eggs, more!

Dorkmunderfest starts today! We have Mango Jus on draft (very limited), Limoni Belli pizza, and steins of Dorkmunder, our first ever Dortmunder-style German lager. Get on in here!

Dorkmunderfest is tomorrow and Saturday! Bring your inner festival dork and slug back half liters of Dorkmunder, our first ever Dortmunder-style lager. It tastes exactly unlike an Oktoberfest beer. It's crisp, balanced, and refreshing. At least that's what a dork would say.

Ah, the audaciousness of brewing a Dortmunder lager instead of the usual Oktoberfest. We called it "Dorkmunder". Alarmist continues to test the known bounds of space and time. A nice light malty backbone makes Dorkmunder extremely quaffable. Come get it this Friday/Saturday for Dorkmunderfest!

Dorkmunderfest is this Friday and Saturday at the taproom. We brewed a Dortmunder-style lager instead of an Oktoberfest and we called it Dorkmunder to celebrate the traditional German season of harvesting dorks. Limited edition steins, unlimited edition fun. See website for more info.

Why can't everything just STAY the SAME!!!!???? New merch available for pre-order on our website. Should be available for pickup in the taproom starting Sept 15. Hats are embroidered, shirts include extra smart-assery. www.alarmistbrewing.com/store

We're refreshing our brand because one of our FAVORITE hobbies is pissing people off. It's cathartic. Alarmist Brewing: Destroying great American trraditions since 2015. New merch coming soon. #comingsoon #ifitaintbrokefixitanyway

We present........THOUGHT BUBBLES! Our first-ever non-beer beverage. It's a THC seltzer with 5 mg of hemp-derived THC in a 12 oz serving. Our first flavor is cucumber/lime, and it's really, really tasty. 4-packs are available now in the taproom starting TODAY. To go only for now. is.gd/EOGRkq

We're launching something...different...tomorrow in the taproom. It's in cans. It's to-go only, and right now it's very, very limited. We like to know your "thoughts".

It's hot! The taproom is COLD! Cool off, and enjoy some Milo's Market sandwiches from 4-8 pm today! We have cold beer, cold cocktails, cold white wine, and cold, cold hearts.

Zelda's Sandwiches is here today from 4-8 pm featuring al pastor and pollo tortas, and grilled cheese on garlic butter sourdough. And Entrenched IPA is back on draft! New batch and more dry hop. We feel this is the best West Coast IPA we've ever made. Draft only, cans available next week.

Entrenched IPA, our 10th Anniversary beer, is back on draft today! More dry hop, more IPA-like stuff. Cans will drop next week.

Rockwell's Grill will be here today from 4-8pm with yet another awesome menu. Wildcat Burger &... Brisket Sandwich - Smoked brisket piled on a brioche bun with pickles, diced onion, and BBQ sauce. Pulled Pork Sandwich - Pulled pork on a brioche bun with coleslaw, BBQ sauce, and crispy shallots.

🌮🍻 **Breaking News: Tacos & Beer Found to Go Well Together!** 🍻🌮 Tacos Las Manitas is rolling into the taproom today from 5-9 pm, and that's a Friday if there ever was one. Don't like beer? Well, we have handmade cocktails and non-handmade wine. Those probably go well with tacos too.

Bring what's left of your fingers to the taproom. The A/C is on, and the beer garden is open. Oh and Rockwell's Grill is bringing a uniquely American menu from 4-8 pm. Check out our website for details. Hope you like donuts.

We are closed for 4th of July! Please enjoy this AI generated patriotic naked mole rat. Have a safe and happy holiday! Get yourself a naked mole rat while you're at it. Come in tomorrow for Rockwell's Grill insane pop up menu. Hint: dogs and donuts.

We open at 2 pm today to start the holiday weekend! Enjoy our fresh beer or maybe a fresh cocktail, or maybe fresh wine. No, wait, not fresh wine, very old wine. Tacos 606 will be here from 4-8 pm! Get in here and celebrate our democracy while you still can! We will be closed on July 4th.

Milo's Market is here from 4-8 pm with deliciosa food! The Quesabeeria's are off the hook. So is the beer. And the wine. And the cocktails.

Nice Flautas food truck is here from 4 - 8 pm. They have flautas, and they're nice, and they'll be flaunting them. We'll have a fresh cask of Pantsless with NZ Riwaka hops. Our beer garden awaits.

Rockwell's Grill is here with a damn fine menu including: Smash burgers, pastor tacos, chimichurri steak tacos, chicken nachos, warm skillet cookie. Add some fresh beer and you got yourself a fine, fine Saturday.

Limoni Belli is here today from 4-8 pm with Neapolitan-style pizza, fries, and more! Fresh beer, fresh pizza, great beer garden, perfect weather. This is the Friday dreams are made of.

Milos Market will be in the taproom today from 4-8 pm with their always awesome Quesabeeria's and Bella Della sandwich. We have Dream Jus on draft, a fresh cask of Pantsless, a gorgeous beer garden, and lots of laughs. Believe or not, this was written by a human, but it reads all ChatGPTy.

Today from 4-8 pm Smoke Staff BBQ is BACK! Mac brisket bowl! Spare ribs! Pairs real nicely with our lime zested Chupalagra lager! Let the lovely weekend begin!

We are closed tomorrow, so be sure and get into the taproom today. Special guest Shorty’s 312 makes their taproom debut with amazing burgers from 2 to 6 PM. The beer garden is open and the sun is shining. Oh and grab some beer to go for the big cookout tomorrow.

Rockwell's Grill is here today from 4-8 pm with their usual Wildcat Burger, but they're also bringing some real special treats: R.N.G. Steak Sandwich: shaved ribeye, garlic pepper, grilled mushrooms, bleu cheese, mayo, and crispy shallots on a toasted hoagie AMD Buffalo Chicken "Nachos"!

Raza's Pizza is here from 4-8 pm with fresh wood-fired pizzas made right here. We're closed Memorial Day so stock up on cases! We have fresh Le Jus and Chupalagra, our Mexican-inspired lager with lime zest.

What? A NEW beer? Is this Christmas? No! It's Chupalagra! And we've brewed it twice before, soooo not all that new. It's a Mexican-inspired lager. A touch of corn, rice and a hefty amount of fresh lime zest. Literally fresh. Our taproom manager Chris zested 3,000,000 limes himself. He complained.

Memorial Day weekend is almost here! We have food popups galore! Friday, 4-8 pm: Raza's Pizza Saturday, 4-8 pm: Rockwell's Grill Sunday, 2-6 pm: Shorty's 312 (burgers!) Closed for Memorial Day, so stock up this weekend! See website for more details, the old fashioned way.

We will be closed on Memorial Day, BUT make sure and stop by this Sunday for a special popup with Shorty's 312 making their Alarmist debut. Awesome smash burgers and more. Stock up on all the beer you're going to need for the holiday.

Plan your week at Alarmist! Friday 4-8 pm Raza's Pizza is here, baked right here in their brick oven. Saturday 4-8 pm Rockwell's is back with burgers and some surprises. Plan people plan!

🌮🎉 Food Pop Up Alert!🎉🌮 Join us today from 4-8 PM with Taco Las Manitas right here in our taproom. Savor some bad ass tacos that perfectly pair with your favorite Alarmist brews. Or wines. Or cocktails.🍺✨ 📍 Location: Alarmist Brewing! Duh.

Milo's Market is in the taproom today from 4-8 pm with their take on Mexican street food. Goes great with fresh beer, fresh cocktails, and fresh bartenders.

Raza's Pizza is back in the taproom today from 4-8 pm. Baked in their portable brick oven. Friday's are just great.

Today in the taproom Le Jus Clear returns! The world's FIRST ever clear hazy IPA. Remember that hilarious April Fool's thing we did last year? Well this year we skipped all the silliness and just brewed it again because it was so well received last year. Get it while you can.

A great Saturday is in store for all! Rockwell's Grill will be here from 4-8 PM with a seroiusly bad ass menu including porchetta and carbonara sandwiches. Also, The Chancers will be here 6-9 pm with their amazing tradiational Irish music. Eat a nice sandwich, cry in your fresh beer.

Taproom Alert!! We'll be 𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗹𝘆 closed today from 4-8 pm today for a private event. Come in before, come in after!!! Also, we'll be open on Mondays again starting THIS Monday with the NCAA Men's basketball final on the big screen.

Windy City Berger Social Club will be making their debut at the taproom today from 4 to 8 pm. Look at those damn burgers! Also, we will have a fresh keg of Dream Jus on draft.

Smoke Staff BBQ is here today from 4-8 pm! Excellent smoke pulled pork and all the fixin's. Also, NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament continues on the big screen.

The Typsy Darlings are back with traditional Irish & Scottish music, tonight 6-9 pm. Get in here before that for Rockwell's Grill special St. Patty's menu including a classic corned beef reuben.

It's spring-like!!! Garage doors are open, beer garden is open and .... Fresh cask of Entrenched IPA is on! Milo's Market is here from 4-8 pm with some awesome Mexican inspired dishes.

Our Saint Patrick's Day celebration is this Saturday! Yes, we'll have green beer! Live traditional Irish music from our friends The Typsy Darlings starts at 6 pm! Rockwell's Grill will be here from 4-8 pm with a very special St. Pat's menu including corned beef reubens and cottage pie.

Thank you, thank you, thank YOU for an amazing 10th Anniversary Party weekend. Most of So many friends came by to congratulate us. Regulars and friends we haven't seen in ages came by. Lots of new faces as well. We can't thank you enough for your support.

Our 10th Anniversary Party continues today with: Pinoy Grill Food Truck!!! Filipino street food and so damn good. 4-8 pm The Chancers play their traditional Irish music from 6-9 pm. Also: games, special beers, Alarmist trivia, and like just more.

Today is the day! Our 10th Anniversary party starts today at 2 pm! Entrenched IPA makes it's return as our official 10th Anniversary beer. Beard & Belly will be here with pulled pork, mac n cheese, and a LOT more. Oh, and we'll have Alarmist trivia all weekend long. Like, which employee is this?

Well look who's showing up for our 10th Anniversary Party weekend! Hello, old friend, good to have you back. Draft and cans available tomorrow! #10Years

Our 10th Anniversary Party will include some very limited Le Jus variants on draft. Friday 2 pm we'll tap Blueberry Le Jus. Saturday we'll tap Peach Le Jus (once Blueberry runs out). Check your blood sugar first.

Our 10th Anniversary Party weekend is near! Check the website for more details. Highlights: Friday: Beard and Belly popup, Jus variants on draft, a certain IPA makes its return. Saturday: The Chancers!, Pinoy Grill (Filipino street food), games (including Alarmist trivia, ugh.)