if the world was ending... youd come over, right?

WE are on the mend.

I'm on the bend! mend... i mean mend

Ever have a moment like… I’m an idiot! What have I done!!!?

Buying a $100 marty supreme hoodie

I can’t celebrate comfy monkey Monday with you people ….. I had to get out of bed at 5 am and I’ve been uncomfortable since

can anyone relate? I don't want to write an essay... and i hate my job... and I love chocolate

Banana in the ignition A monkey drives your car through your kitchen Speeding through your crooked door Sudsing with your shampoo for splitted ends And as she took a U-turn over the mat that welcomed her in She stopped the car to see your angry friends The monkey sped away and was never seen again

screw all the bull crap going on…

i took her to my treehouse and we climbed it ...🌳

just planted a chill pill tree

do geese see god?

Like Medusa, the mint in the rain- --up on a mountain in a pouring, growling thunderstorm. Lightning so close it isn't silent anymore. Come, ease this pain. Like Medusa, the people on the train.

today I am making 30% of strip malls in the usa vanish by reverting the lot to 200 years ago. I'm also going to make the top 6 evil people in each state vanish from earth and never return. Lastly, I'm making any old dirty piece of plastic on the side of the road vanish. give ideas for my next vanish

i need some more red wine

come quick very depressed carter

sometimes its like... well I can either give up or keep trying... .... f this..

Tried red wine… disgusting… just like every other time I tried it

two hour nap again...

pov you have sleep paralysis and see the demon and it asks if you wanna be its valentine cause its febraury 14th what do you do?

played the guitar, brushed my hair, sweeped the floor, made tuna avocado brie bowl, cleaned my room, watched an episode of avatar, cheated on Cookie Clicker, played bike obby, solved the rubiks cube, cookies and milk, trimmed nails, made my bed, and it's only 2 pm... bored! *shoots gun at the wall*

anyone who knows their butt from a hole in the ground knows this deal is nuts

beautiful

andora's parliment just made dabbing illegal

this pink panther series is too good

is anyone elses hands dry?!

you know groot all he says is I am groot

"do what you want with my music, just don't make it boring." -freddie mercury

seaguls actually do make the seagull noise!

what the hell am i doing here I don't belong here

I don't know what to do with myself!! I also keep trying to go to bluesky by typing in "blue" and then hitting enter cause of autofill history stuff and it takes me to blue bonnet nutrition . com! I visited the site once! but I am racking up visits as we speak.... I'm losing my damn mind!!

its comfy monkey monday!

without social media... my phone is useless... and I'm getting tired of my computer.

wondering where the lions are

Stranger things tomorrow. Tomorrow, based on what comes out I will tell you all my opinions of what I hope happens. I will know. Tomorrow is coming.

one wise shoe tied simply put I live both in my brain and in my foot up high tread light vision marking the passage of time but all throughout the middle lives the source, a philosophical tickle soul is throughout not just near a pout not just in your ears but also in your tears also in your rear!

And I'm back at the og computer that I love. water... what keeps one thing alive can kill another thing's track pad!

good morning europe!

And a groovy dude!

When you have to finish writing a script before tomorrow at 11am... just me? heh... life as a movie maker. movie

I ate the whole enchilada

#### loose outlets!!! I will be reaching for my phone cord when my phone has 2 percent and me touching the cord has it falling on the the floor with the loudest noise ever made and i will get so pissed! WTH!!!!!!!!!

in minions at the henchman contest and i was like hell yes this will work to get me out of the hole... i wake up later... there is no song sung by scarlet overkill ever cause when you look up scarlet overkill song the only things that come up are www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXWh...

i had a dream i was stuck in hole in a random girls room, i was trying to climb up it, she had music playing..the first song was a taylor swift song and i was like play something else i need motivation for getting out the hole and she skipped the song and it went to the song scarlet overkill sung in

imagine how many houses there would be if you guys all stopped having babies all the time...

everybody stop having babies! they are taking up all the houses that I could have

i think that on menus in resturants there should be actual food in it so I can know for sure what I'm eating and if I want it. mkay?

crstal ball crystal ball... i think that dick van dyke will die AFTER trump it said

the full moon is calling... the fever is high... and the wicked wind whispers and moans....