Anyway, enough existentialism, time for horny posting! Got these as a YCH commission back in October but uh, forgot to post them. Better late than never! Artist is @onecryptid.bsky.social

You ever just wake up and feel like you transcended time and space only to look at a clock, collapse the waveform and oh it’s 9:30.

Hello all, Malachite here, just one part of our system~ figured it’s finally time I introduce myself here…hope I’m not too much girl to handle, but if I’m not, I’m known to swell to the occasion~

I swear, a good few friends of mine talk about movement shooters a lot, particularly their dream movement shooter and it's...it's just titanfall 2. god, why did that game have to die?

Im bored and wanna draw Weremuffy fucking or whatever so raffle time! I'll give you a WEEK and depending how mant likes this post gets the more winners there will be! ========================== to participate you have to... Leave a like! Retweet this! Reply with a OC/Character! Follow this account!

Woke up with the ferocious need to suck mad titties and grow as I greedily swallow mouthfuls of milk. Anyone wanna indulge a horny slime?

Thank you to everyone who gave me birthday wishes yesterday, you’re all fucking awesome.

What a fucking wild year it has been up until this point. The gaming industry getting dunked on, the world falling apart, payment processors blocking anything even slightly NSFW…as the world gets worse and worse I can’t help but still be hopeful and fight for that better tomorrow. Happy birthday me.

My OC designing MK ultra programming has been activated in a most peculiar way, so fuck it, plane sona on the way.

So, who was gonna tell me that slime rancher 2 had it's full release last month? my main character is only based on the Hunter slime from the game and all!

Been playing a lot of Nuclear Option lately. The soundtrack bangs so hard it got me pregnant.

This isn’t accurate at all! But hey, I guess someone has to fill the roll.

You ever just wake up, roll over, realise how pent up a 5 day camping trip makes you and go on a ravenous breeding rampage to get even the tiniest bit of relief?

I’m back from camping! Sorry to everyone who was in the valley I was in, it was too windy and my balls got too big.

I generally don't ask for much, but when I do, the floods tend to be reality in nature. not my fault all my friends are so fucking hot. even the lightest thought of them makes me...*SHRRRRRRIP* damn it, not again~

BLUESKY GIVEAWAY: - 1 Bigscreen Beyond 2e: @vrchat.com Edition (no 10 years of VRC+, sorry). As long as Bigscreen can ship to you, you're eligible. RULES: - must be following me on Bluesky - must RT this post you must be comfortable with me ordering it for you!

oh boy, it's raining! time to sit back, set up a chair and enjoy sitting in the rain while enjoying the refreshing sensation of drinking in the rain because fuck it.

waking up dehydrated is such a guttural experience. like what do you mean I can just wake up to a killer headache if I didn't cycle the water in my system?

Thinking about Barotrauma again. what if instead of the ice Europan waters, it was someones cum? the dive suits would have to have pregnancy protection and the submarines and outposts be the last vestiges of the that survived the flood population.

Woke up hella early thinking about growing again. The usual horny thoughts with a twist. Sleep would act as a natural suppressant to the growth…until you wake up and your body surges forth with all the overnight swelling.

Here it is, folks: The 1k bluesky raffle! Thought I'd post it a little early so more people get a chance Entry is simple: ⭐ be following ❤️ + 🔁 this post 💬 comment your ref All genders welcome! Winner gets to pick how vanilla the outcome is~ Deadline is 24 hours after hitting 1k (will announce)

Guess who just awoke from another wild ass dream? Dreams really are the in-flight entertainment of sleeping.

thinking about getting doorknocker piercings for a VR model of mine. great to tug on, looks awesome and really adds to the milf vibe I'm going for.

Thinking about a mage character that, whenever they cum, it changes how their cum behaves. One day, it’s perfectly normal cum, then by the next hour his cum is glowing and the hour after that makes it thicker and more virile, the next hour increasing the size and aggression of the sperm sells…so on.

📢 Hey EU friends, fightchatcontrol.eu 🫱 There's literally premade emails. You can do that stuff in four clicks. Check it out.

in other news, I have a frozen coke and I'm happy.

sometimes I get caught up, late at night when I'm alone and I think about all the people I've left behind to grow and become my own person. it's easy to see this as microanalysing my own progress and growth, not seeing any change but even still, I know know I'm changing for the better.

French Vanilla with a hint of cinnamon!

welp...that's Abiotic factor over and done with...FUCK, I WANNA PLAY IT MOREEEEEE AGHHHH

A friend of mine has been showing me no more heroes as of late. So many peak moments in both NMH 1 and 2! I’ve been loving every second of it!

almost finished with my abiotic factor playthrough with a friend! being the builder/engineer, it was only fair that I made an office. Briar's Builds, we build it, the security bot next to us breaks it!

hmm...thinking about the ratchet and clank series again. I should do a whole series playthrough again someday. minus the vita games cause they're uh, not great™

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled slime posting.

It’s really interesting that western countries are rolling out censorship laws that would make china blush. Government overreach is real and it’s being abused in front of our faces. Don’t get me wrong, I really, REALLY hate talking politics but it’s getting far beyond ridiculous at this point.

It’s truly a guttural experience when you wake up, check your phone and see that it’s 4:30 in the fucking morning. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, INTERNAL CLOCK?

Argh, I hate getting out of the shower and having the best ideas to write something amazing but then I lose it the second I start writing it down. Curse my himbo brain.

day 14. what a thing to wake up to, a local in my base! and to double that up, the water is out! welp, no more hot showers for me. in other news, the farm I started setting up is getting watered for free courtesy of the rain. I guess the power's gonna go out soon, but I'm ready for that.

Waking up at 6am to be a nuisance to call payment processors has gotta be my body’s best idea yet. It’s complaint time!

11 days into the apocalypse. maybe this whole end of the world thing ain't so bad. I've got tools, a place to stay, a nearby river and forest for food and building materials...only thing that really sucks is dealing with the locals. ah well, all things in due time.

after giving killing floor 3 a solid try last night, I can say with confidence that it's pretty damn good. definitely worth staying up until 2am to play more.

Primrose experimenting with strange ingredients! With explosive results B3 Patron reward for Phoenix_! Enjoy the pics :3

Well, after about an hour of struggle, my new zomboid run is underway, finally! time to actually learn the mechanics I never messed with like foraging, trapping and fishing.

There is a bill right now in the US trying to pass It would make it illegal for any financial service provider to prohibit or inhibit any legal transaction It's called the "Fair Access to Banking Act, H.R.987 in the House, S.410 in the Senate" Call your representatives if you live in the US !!!!

thinking about growing but the thoughts make you grow... damn, it would be so hot if I outgrew the neighborhoodwhat's that? my "cum" flood as washed away cities and towns alike? nah, couldn't be! I'm the same size I always have been!

Churning, Creaking, And City-Smothering To Sleep, Stretch, And Grow to. For: @maloo.bsky.social

the kitty is military trained and ready to battle you in bed :3

You know why it beneficial to have a snow leopard on the military it because they can withstand the cold and stay there for a tactical advantage against the enemy

He needs cribnotes to talk dirty. . . #furry #art #deltarune

Finished experimental comm for @amos-ad.bsky.social

Nothing quite like a cute boy hugging his massive, pillar of a cock! Bit of an older picture while my model gets a small rework, the physbones broke on import >~>