Note to self: When playing the indie horror game "Lost Luminosity," do NOT underestimate the ghost's sprinting ability. #Gaming #Horror #Vtuber #LostLuminosity

Activating my ancestral parking instincts: "We must achieve MAXIMUM efficiency."..... Anyway, we need a new hull now. #SeaOfThieves #Gaming #Vtuber #SeaOfThieves #Funny

our little bird was my guest of Honor today and gues what he is addicted to kisses and love xD but dont be fooled he can be also a little sh** XD #bird #budgie #twitch #furryfandom #cute

.... sometimes you all worry me... A LOT ! apperently asking how you doing is not enough anymore now a days.... you all go to church now ! #furryfandom #vtuber #justchatting #furryvtuber

.... horror games will be fun they said... horror games will be amazing they said.... HORROR GAMES ARE NOT SCARY THEY SAID ! THEY WONT GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK THEY SAID ! F*** THIS ! #indiegame #horrorgame #jumpscare #furryfandom #gamingislife

You know the saying "he saw it coming"?... i do and i was in that position today when my friend tuli made me feel a canonball straigh to the face in sea of thieves xD you dont need enemys if you have friends like them... xD #seaofthieves #furryfandom #vtuber #funnygaming #chibi

Never making lasagne for demons again....

When you absolutely lose it mid-stream and My inner demons took the mic. Yes, I’m okay… I think 😅 This game broke me and I turned it into a musical.

In Lost Luminosity, I tried to eat lasagna 🍝 Ghost appeared 👻 She wasn’t ready to share 😳 I got jump-scared mid-bite and my soul left the room #LostLuminosity #IndieHorror #FunnyGaming

Waterpark Simulator gave me: – A drowning guest – A scared swimmer – A wet floor faceplant – And a hot dog order...... I’m not a manager. I’m a one-person disaster response team. #WaterparkSimulator #GamingHumor

Haunted Room: 205 gave me cheap rent and seductive ghosts. I expected horror. I got ghost flirtation and soul trauma. This game is not okay and neither am I. #HauntedRoom205 #IndieHorror #FunnyGaming

Playing Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death and got vaporized by an “explosive happy machine.” Cute on the outside, murderous inside—German nightmare fuel. #SirWhoopass #GameFail

Your well-being matters more than any sub or donation. Spoil yourself. Spoil your friends. Spoil your family. Streamers should always come last. We’re only here because of you. I love you all endlessly. #RealTalk #StreamerLife

Promoted to captain in Sea of Thieves, I rammed every rival ship. Our hull’s shredded… insurance, help? #SeaOfThieves #GamingHumor

Was playing a horror game. Ghost flashed the peace sign. I thought we were cool. Then it scared me so bad I forgot how to breathe. #HorrorGame #FunnyGaming #GhostEnergy

Waterpark Simulator gave me a park. Guests gave me trash. I gave them boxing gloves and no future. #WaterparkSimulator #FunnyGaming #SimGame

Final Fantasy IX NPC asked: “Back or front?” I gave in and asked everyone to choose. We all knew it wasn’t about strategy anymore. #FinalFantasyIX #FunnyGaming #LateNightEnergy

Sea of Thieves pro tip: ships don’t have brakes. We hit land. A lot. Don’t worry about it. #SeaOfThieves #GamingFails

Vigil is a horror game that punishes you for blinking IRL. I blinked once. It chased. I blinked twice. I screamed. #Vigil #HorrorGaming #ScaryGames #BlinkAndDie #Gaming

Our Sea of Thieves ship was on fire. My crewmate @alivepanpan.bsky.social ? Flaming gay pirate energy in full force. I was trying to save the boat, he was trying to serve heat. #SeaOfThieves #FlamingGay #StreamerFails #PirateDrama

This Is What Happens When You Let Furries Sail a Ship @alivepanpan.bsky.social became the canonball... INSTEAD OF FIRING A CANONBALL ! #GamingSky #StreamerVibes #SeaOfThievesSkies

Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death gave me a clear warning: “No swimming, sharks are in the water.” As a smart as i am, I ignored it. The sharks didn’t. Indie game chaos, streamer fails, and bloody regret — all in one clip. #FurryVtuber #SirWhoopass #SharkAttack #IndieGames #StreamerFails

I told my friend their burger had “too much fiber”… Burgie’s Cozy Kitchen turned into a roast session real fast. 🦊🍔 Furry chef life is tough. #FurryVtuber #BurgiesCozyKitchen #VeganRoast #StreamerFails #CozyGameChaos

Crime Simulator betrayed me… 🦊 As a furry VTuber thief hiding from the police, I thought I was safe in a garage — until the owner flipped the script and made me the victim. Gaming chaos at its finest. #FurryVtuber #CrimeSimulator #GamingMoments #PlotTwist #IndieGames

Just played “Who’s at the Door?” and a baby doll at the door nearly launched me out of my chair. Mini heart attack, maximum panic. I’m never trusting dolls again! 😱

@alivepanpan.bsky.social started listing his life goals during stream… Then casually said it costs 5K to marry him.

Played Burgie’s Cozy Kitchen and tried to impress my viewers with a perfect burger. Instead, I served something so crispy it could’ve been used as coal. It came straight from the depths of the kitchen.

Who's at the Door said: “If it disappears, it’s a hallucination.” So I waited. She didn’t disappear. Turns out the oversized woman in the bathroom was very real—and I hated it.

Played Crime Simulator and got stuck in a wall. Couldn’t move. Then someone walked in… and did something I wish I could unsee. I’ve never wanted to escape a room faster.

Played Burgie’s Cozy Kitchen and let chat be my customers. Most were chill. Then came that one viewer......

Played Who's at the Door? and got jumpscared by a baby doll. Not a monster. Not a ghost. A baby doll. I nearly had a stroke and threw my soul out the window.

Talked with chat today about the furry wake-up call. Was it Robin Hood with that charming fox energy? Or Kimahri from Final Fantasy X with the noble warrior vibe? We all have that one character that made us question everything.

Played Who's at the Door. Got jumpscared by a fish-eyed lady who tried to kiss me… I threw my headset like it owed me rent 😭

There’s a store near us where you grab your groceries... AND refill your glass with wine like it’s soda at a fast food place. I told chat today that I may have had a glass. Or two. 🍷😅

Played Crime Simulator with the crew @alivepanpan.bsky.social tulisan909—our tools arrived via drone. One friend didn’t get the memo… and stood directly below it. Result: tool delivered. Head deleted. Still one of the funniest accidents we’ve had.

Mission: Knock someone out with a banana. Result: I got humbled. Badly. 🍌💀 Crime Simulator never fails to remind me why I’m not suited for stealth ops.

My wife stopped by during stream and said she needed “some fixing.” I told her we don’t have all day to fix her. Chat had a field day. That’s what love sounds like in our household 😅

Told chat today: If the day comes the doctor says it’s over, forget drama. I want one giant jar of Nutella. No spoon. No restraint. Just me scooping like Kirby and living my best chocolaty send-off.

@alivepanpan.bsky.social : “Let’s be quiet, I hear the safe combo.” Me: shatters window while holding the silent tool designed for finesse. Honestly, I bring nothing to the crime… except property damage.

Played Treasure Tiger. Got jumpscared so badly, I unlocked my inner German and screamed like a toddler in flip-flops. It’s fine. I’m fine. My neighbors might not be.

Yes, Germany has its flaws—I’ve talked about them. But it also has strengths. It's one of the safest places to live, and the government genuinely supports people. Sometimes it’s good to recognize that, too. ^^

quest appeared in my stream looking graceful—dress matched the watch I gave her years ago. That moment brought back her mother’s advice from long ago: “Don’t make my daughter your slave.” ... welp xD

Talked about Germany with chat today: Fun? Supervised. Spontaneous fun? Probably illegal. But the food? Immaculate. currywurst and schnitzel supremacy lives here.

Played Five Nights at Freddy’s: Secret of the Mimic… Just needed to turn on a machine. Somehow burned 300 calories in panic. It’s cardio with jump scares and regret.

Played FNaF: Secret of the Mimic… Animatronic jumps out screaming “YOU GOT MAIL!” Me: Instantly turns into a human notification ping 😭📬

Im so proud of myself... xD I animated those amazing emotes the last 2 weeks and i am in love with them haha also a big thank you to @pichuurisu.bsky.social for beeing such an amazing teacher for teaching me everything about the programm and how to troubleshoot the mistakes i made ♥

Played FNaF: Secret of the Mimic and one animatronic hit me with the most cursed hug I've ever received. Jumped so hard I nearly left my own camera feed. That’s not a scare—it’s aerial gymnastics. 🎥

Played Crime Simulator with @alivepanpan.bsky.social … Sneak in? Nope. Peaceful exit? Try taser-powered departure. We’re not criminals. We’re calamities. 🎥

Today at work: “Does woodglue glue wood?” Me: 🫣 The bottle literally says WOODGLUE on it. At this point I just want to glue myself to inner peace.

Metric system supremacy confirmed today. Imperial folks still measuring body stuff in feet and acting like that’s normal 💀