go ahead. sit.

sir....a second weight gain comp has hit the onlyfats....

when she starts looking like a deflating balloon omg

what they dont tell u abt being fat is you will literally crave thanksgiving dinner every day

i was actually the 1st person born to two mothers

made my bestie a lil dot cake in a mini 5 gal bucket

this is quite literally the most beautiful and inconceivable scent lime tortilla chips - old space themed movie theater carpet - sprite - a kiss bewildering...somehow wearable

beached girls near u

resting thine orb

subtle irony of having a good skincare routine to counteract how terrible ur diet is :3

waking up to my cat BITING my back dermals

real curryheads know korma mogs all

working at a horse rescue is nOT for the weak.....we just got a severely emaciated horse n i cry every time i look at him :'(((

chubmaxxing

rounded :o

things they dont tell u abt living in an old house #672: u will never ever take central a/c for granted EVER again

my parents used 2 say i was the posterchild for a shit eating grin and maybe they r right.....

good girls reach their highest weight yet <3

perfumery/olfactory storytelling is an underrated medium

culvers....

post race dti kentucky derby fits :3

au pays du cocaine is kinda feedism coded if u squint hard enough

simple girl who can't stop stuffing her face <33

oh my gosh my new upstairs neighbors have moved in n idk have developed a habit of dragging furniture across the floor at 7am :D

VOCALOID MACHINE?!!?

built like over-proofed dough :3

rave fit is gettin a lil tight ugh

girls with ballguts....like if u agree

anxiety is so funny to me because why do i need meds before asking my landlord to call the maintenance man

good girls make their scales groan :3

thinkin real hard abt the milkshake flavor i want!!!

i'll never forgive taco bell for getting rid of the mini chicken quesadilla....beautiful.....saucy......................one singular dollar.....................................

alarmingly wide atp :D

*feeling like i need psychiatric help and wont 2 die* *gets period* CLASSIC

aint gotta tell me twice

ZYDRATE COMES IN A LITTLE GLASS VIAL

she just like me fr

still thinking abt the checked milwaukee packout i witnessed

fuck you *chomps all ur hay*

just ate 24 dumplings do u still like me D:

is this a safe space to admit i was always on his side

the budder....its not going good yall....it has forsaken me

putting my ankles thru the ultimate litmus test on dis beach :D

think my newest project is gonna be making butter from scratch at home :3 i had cultured butter for the first time not too long ago n ive been craving it ever since tbh, maybe this is where i start making my own bread too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ways to cure sadness 1) chicken caesar salad wrap 2) riding bike around pretty graveyard