aint gotta tell me twice

ZYDRATE COMES IN A LITTLE GLASS VIAL

she just like me fr

still thinking abt the checked milwaukee packout i witnessed

fuck you *chomps all ur hay*

just ate 24 dumplings do u still like me D:

is this a safe space to admit i was always on his side

the budder....its not going good yall....it has forsaken me

putting my ankles thru the ultimate litmus test on dis beach :D

think my newest project is gonna be making butter from scratch at home :3 i had cultured butter for the first time not too long ago n ive been craving it ever since tbh, maybe this is where i start making my own bread too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ways to cure sadness 1) chicken caesar salad wrap 2) riding bike around pretty graveyard

what 5guys does to a gal

when my skull aches w all ideas inside i like to watch cat tv videos to calm down

you are loved, and we will win

so round but also so soft?!!?

i went to your favorite opium den and nobody knew you

waking up after taking edibles b4 bed

built like a melting ice cream cone :3

its 2:48am, nearly the witching hour, im here to say... the whopper is criminally underrated

the urge to stop at a drive-thru with a car full of groceries.....

whoever decided to start making bikini tops like this, i wish u a very happy Die

chocolate covered chub

BASED WEST VIRGINNY??!!?

just did yoga, got a green juice n ate a salad....this should negate my rampant obesity :3

nnnngnghh getting so WIDE

happy one year anniversary to my leonard cohen addiction i used to wake up and immediately listen to "hey, that's no way to say goodbye" n wonder why i was sad 24/7............babs the enemy lies within

me 🤝 arcatexture?? argnatexter ?? architecture!?

me playin disco elysium tryna figure out wtf they talkin about

irvy please stand with normal posture challenge: impossible

my plant went from this to THIS in 24 hours ive had the evil eye cast upon me

honestly so lucky to look this fat in normal clothes tbh

bare minimum amt of butter if u ask me

paneer is what tofu thinks it is

witnessed Herstory today

meow

id like to think in a past life i was one of the fatass concubines for ibrahim the mad maybe

i think i look cutest w my mouth full of food tbh

o__O

missing summertime so i made myself a lily

yall with me

rare tiana not in a stuffing position whoa??!!?

ok i thought everyone only liked serana in skyrim bc she was hot....this is my tragically backstoried WIFE

favorite spot? bosom

tummy is almost to a suitable head-resting size!!

hiii bsky im literally here again because FUCK that grok photo editor.....

oh no!!! u overfed ur egirl!!!