mad duke mejiro mcqueen heh

fantasy au mcqueen/dictus (and one teimaku)

this is the first sveinn ive drawn in like 2 weeks

i do think orfevre is a volcel though she only will have sex for the purpose of procreation in the case she can do political leveraging. dream journey is the romantic type secretly who only wants to have kids with her true love (shes crazy thats not how this world works at all)

marriage is uncommon in the fantasy au and there are similar lifetime partnerships that aren't marriage such as "bonded knights" (this is what opedoto are). that has nothing to do with sex or love though, but rather its about how they fight together.

i havnet kept up w bluesky discourse is guro allowed

i dont rlly have a problem w posting nsfw on main i just dont like posting rough work there unless it pertains to sveinn/pupae

pokketaki. but i drew these when i first got into uma. maybe it'd be different now

omggg i can post whatever i want here. orf/gentildonnas i will never finish ever sorry these angles were so ambitious my hubris killed me halfway thru

genshin ppl pls join twitter

i like sandbina a lot they are very cute but unfortunately when i see sex images of them it makes my brain short circuit (neutral). it doesnt feel like theyd do that. they feel very weirdly chaste.

in my umamusume fantasy au there is like a weird abo thing going on. and everyones junk is dictated by what i feel like drawing. when i draw canon verse its just adjacent to whatever the game says w a few minor notations. but in the fantasy au there are no "normal" humans

if pervert goes level 1-10 i would say im about a level 7 skirting level 8

i remember when i made an em*t chaser joke in my server and everyone received it well dont worry comedy is legal there but someone said they didnt expect me to make that joke it was then i realized maybe im actually a litlte tame in public. which is a good thing btw

mejiro ramonu indulgence

oh god im so unused to having a public yapping account i feel deep embarrassment every time i post here. i need to draw. but my sneezing is making it impossible

oh my god. finally bit the bullet and got a humidifier. its been years. my sneezing problems... gone soon!

still no zenos minion

is comedy legal

i cant stop sneezing man

these are less my hcs and more just how i want to depict their ages generally. i think hcing ages is kinda weird just bc why are we all triple crown winners clearly a timeline or whatever doesnt actually matter in uma lol. but how i draw/write them

unfortunately i am an edgelord i love sadstuck you will see the sad uma bullshit. i know its not that dark in the game. i do not care.

ah and of course ikuno dictus is mcqueen's wife but mcqueen is haunted by the image of a dear friend long departed (sunday silence) and she keeps a hawk's eye on manhatten cafe.

i have many more thoughts but i need to draw toxic horsegirl yuri to purge this really

of course sirius symboli was a young noble raised with rudolf who had a bad experience during some overseas work in another kingdom and since lost much of the potential she showed in her youth. she has a complex history with rudolf. she lives in the gold kingdom as an "exchange" which is common

tachyon who did knight training w cafe but in a diff regiment than pokke. kingdom has 4 major provinces, one is overseen by the gold family, one by the mejiros, one by rudolf, and one is an electorate with several of the smaller clans on it (hishi/satono/etc)

RUAGFHGHGGGGGGG UMAMUSUME

welcome to the yuri zone