If Alberta can build pipelines in BC... BC can build renewable proects in Alberta. Stay in your lane, bitch. #abpoli #bcpoli

🎵Isn't it ironic? 🎶

Kirkkkers are not worth our time. Fuck 'em.

#abpoli #SeanFuct #LetUsWorshipSatan

Most days I am a pacifist agnostic. I don't care what you believe in. Sean Feucht is the latest hypocrite christian fucknugget, re-awakening my militant atheistic side. Fuck your bible, you impossibly crooked bigot.

All the voice popping up saying "Zarah / Mamdani are not The Answer." No they arn't, but may be a small part of An Answer. Stop searching for a messiah or a single solution, reformists and revolutionaries knocking the shit out of each other is pointless given the mess we're in.

World: Conflict, hate, intolerance, genocide, wars, bombs, disasters. Quebec:

The 2 sperms who tied for 5th place in Riley Gaines have filed an official protest.

This shit is better than Dumb and Dumber.

Rational Canada prevails. 🇨🇦

Capitalism is a pyramid scheme. #crapitalism

Somebody who is worried about the low American birth rate and the future of the human civilization, while being rich enough to end fucking world hunger, isn't worth being institutionalized. He deserves the fucking chair.

"I literally didn't know the difference between the (political) Left and Right until 3 years ago". -A geriatric Mitch Sylvestre, president of the Alberta Prosperity Project, advocating for Alberta Statehood in Washington, on the Shaun Newman Podcast. Dumber than a bucket of piss-soaked moose shit.

100% of the yapping Axe-the-Taxxers don't budget their money. They couldn't tell you how much money they spent last month, let alone last year. They're the ones bitching about everything being more expensive but they've never monitored their expenses worth a shit.

Alberta is governed by the CCCP. Crooks, Clowns, and Cunts. #alberta #abpoli #UCP

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

Most of our problems stem from a lack of endorphins as a result of being slaves to capitalism.

Canada needs a fentanyl border czar, like it needs a canoe-traffic controller in Kuujjuaq. 🍁🇨🇦

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Am I the only one who’s tired of trying to get ahead of other people, who are trying to get ahead of other people, who are trying to get ahead of other people, who are trying to get ahead of other people, who are trying to get ahead of other people... What the fuck are we even doing?

Regardless of where you were born, seeking a better life isn't a crime.

The same man-babies who get offended by pronouns, insisting there's only 2 genders, are the same people who believe in TEACHING their boys "how to be men". Gender is learned. Thanks for obliviously proving it. #gender #genderisaspectrum #ally #bigotmanbabies

Credit score over 800, and Credit Karma offers me a BMO Airmiles MasterCard with a "fair" chance of approval. I've had the card for over 20 years. 🤣

The biggest cabinet in provincial history, just got more expensive because they are fuckin' fiscal fuckers. #smallgovernment #abpoli #fucktheucp

I recently travelled out of country for 3 weeks. I am now subscribed the 143 unwanted e-mail newsletters. I have received 83 survey requests about my visits. I have to remove 34 different apps that I will never use again. #travel #fuckoff #spam

The greasy walrus eats decaying invertebrates. He eats those spineless sacks of shit for breakfast. 💩 #canpoli

Capitalism isn't about winners and losers. Capitalism is about a very few winners amongst a metric shit-ton of losers. Capitalism creates poverty. Teach it accordingly. Thanks for listening to my TEDtok. #fuckcapitalism #socialism #wealthredistribution #economy #poverty

(Even More) Expensive future court cases on the Alberta tax-payer's dime. Thanks, party of fiscal clusterfuckery. #ucp #abpoli #fiscalfuckers

I don't want to live in Istanbible. #abpoli #UCP #canpoli #fuckyourbible

Doing dual choice trivia with ChatGPT. 🤣🤣🤣 #trivia #chatgpt

My MLA is Ned Flanders. #abpoli #ableg #peaceriver #fuckyourbible

Is it Monday yet?

Global warming is being caused by the economic inefficiency of capitalism, its billions of #bullshitjobs, billions of money-extracting algorithms and billions of Bitcoin miners. The economic burden of fighting over money. Instead of distributing it.

A live look at the international war on drugs.

Family & social outings (in my rural northern Alberta) these days are nothing more than workaholics talking about work related shit. If your life consists of work, and needing to work more, I can't relate with your lifestyle. Get a hobby & live within your means. There’s more to life than work.

🔥 🗣️STURGILL SIMPSON: “This toxic patriarchal energy is an age coming to an end… that energy is clawing for its survival bc it knows it’s dying. We’re heading to something beautiful, we just have to go through some dark shit first. So love everybody.” (H/T @wutangforchildren.bsky.social )

He is soooo... SOOOOO close to figuring it out. So fucking close. But he won't. They never will. #abpoli #martyupshitcreek

This fuckin' clown... Totally oblivious to the fact that Trans Day of Remembrance, is to honour those WHO TOOK THEIR OWN FUCKING LIFE, in the face of inhumane government policies. HOLY FUCKING CHRIST. This stupid fuck votes and has offspring. We're doomed. #ally #liveandletlive #fuckbigots

My gender doesn't a definition to exist. Gender is NOT an ideology. My gender exists, and your archaic beliefs are inconsequential on its existence. My gender needs as much defining as does my eclectic music tastes. They don't. Live and Let Live. #ally #genderspectrum #fuckbigots

The amount of vehicles driving with an insanely unsafe amount of snow on them, goes up every single winter.

How do people equate obscene wealth with business intelligence? If I hire you and refuse to pay you, will you call me a "smart business man" or a fucking corrupt asshole? Trump is a fucking corrupt asshole. And he's a racist rapist. #cognitivedissonance #magamorons

Strong stock markets are NOT an indicator of economic progress. They indicate the opposite. Rising stocks makes rich people richer. Rising stocks only increases economic disparity. #eatshitangus

I think you’d like the More than a Cyclist campaign: www.morethanacyclist.org/media-press

If Dan Williams should ever suffer from an incurable mental illness, I will fight to extend HIS pain as long as fucking possible. See how that works, Daniel? Bodily autonomy, unless it's a mental health issue? Get fuckin' fucked you fuckin' goof. #alberta #abpoli #ableg #unkoalafiedmoron

Hey Marty Upshitcreek, Niwiwêhka, êkosi wîcêhcihk. 🖕

"The Chinese are not humans" - Marco Rubio #cognitivedissonance

.@JustinTrudeau may not be your first pick, I told a friend. That’s democracy. But with Trump’s and his appointees’ aggressive attitude toward Canada, our economy, borders and water, we need domestic stability and unity. Trudeau handled Trump administration competently for four years. #cdnpoli