I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards) "Here it is the price of the Steam Machine." (crowd cheers) "AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3." (crowd cheers even louder) "But that's not all..." (curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe) "I'm fat again." (crowd goes absolutely nuts)

Commentary: Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/

Somewhat bored today.

”Bond died! I don’t know how you write a new Bond movie when he died in the last one!” Also James Bond on screen: born in the 1920s. Looks like Sean Connery, then looks like Lazenby for a year, then Connery again. Then Moore, Dalton, Brosnan and Craig. I *think* everyone will get it.

pfft. rookies.

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

In November 1996, the classic Simpsons episode 'You Only Move Twice' aired, where Homer, a poorly educated white American male, cluelessly helps his evil tech billionaire employer destroy American democracy It's lucky this wasn't one of those times the Simpsons predicted the future. That'd be awful

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Having to talk about AI as if it’s a serious concern and not a money laundering scheme is taking years off my life

Spotify still has that "lightsaber scrubber" thing, but Mission: Impossible never got a fuse? Come on.

AI peas peas with AI www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Kneesvember 2025 Day 1

BBC really burying the lede there

Are they kidding? It would be hilarious if they don’t bring Zach Galligan back for this one, considering his asking for it since *checks calendar* 1991.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

You know what? I’m gonna just say it. Bring back ”No One Lives Forever”, you absolute monsters! youtu.be/6SwqdNQ9vEkv

Åh nej, vad har jag gjort för att förtjäna detta, @etc.se

Boid watching

every OpenAI commercial is like “hey dumbass your brain is terrible, use this fake one that we stole from other people that also doesn’t quite work right”

something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste

DoorDash block time to deal with the consequences of your order

I picked the wrong week to finally read The Stand.

From a crewmember on yesterday's Teal 74 mission into now-Category 5 Hurricane #Melissa. As clear of an eye as you will see in the Atlantic basin.

Movie: YOU KILLED MY WIFE! THIS IS MY REVENGE! YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]

“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”

Jag kommer alltid kalla det vintertid, för blotta tanken på att mörker och kyla är normaltillståndet är inte okej.

If only everyone could have predicted this www.thegamer.com/ea-generativ...

Frodo wakes. ‘Where am I?’ ‘In the House of Elrond. It is ten o’clock in the morning. The morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know.’ ‘Gandalf!’ ‘Yes, I am here. And you are lucky to be here, too, after all the absurd things you have done since you left home.’

At work today, I rewrote a group draft of 11 pages to a presentable 7 pages. I checked everything. I debated every comma placement, moved words around and changed entire paragraphs. All to find a rhythm. A flow. To make it readable. And if you ask if it was AI, I’ll scream until your ears bleed.

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

Finding @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social here on BlueSky has done so much for my daily mental health. It has also given me a way to introduce The Far Side to my daughter and she absolutely loves it. Which makes me so happy.

“Well, we’re ready for the males’ 100-meter freestyle, and I think we can rest assured that most of these athletes will select the dog paddle.”

All time classic.

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

”Get help, love. Call Interpol. Get me a hacksaw, anything!”

New Far Side! And he might actually release even more! www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

Decent day, all in all. Cycling to work is so worth it.

"Man has always loved his buildings but what happens when the buildings say 'No more'?"

It’s all about to kick off in the parent group chat!

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

If you or someone you know is overcome by the urge to sext with an AI chat bot, please seek immediate help by calling 911 or a crisis hotline. You should never be ashamed to ask for help but you should be ashamed to ask an AI chat bot to sext you so please, find a therapist. www.goodtherapy.org