My main thought on Tokyo so far (after one full day here) is "What if London...was nice?"

And at the end of October, Hawaii achieved the Perfect Weather

I have yet again found an artist who has one (1) banger upbeat bop and otherwise exclusively does ballads and lo-fi 😕

Ngl my alcohol consumption has gone up considerably since the twins stopped napping while still desperately needing to nap

This is why I don't feel the need to do Nanowrimo

Not enjoying being a parent this afternoon.

Anyone who plays Stardew more optimized than me is a soulless capitalist sucking all the fun out of a relaxing game. Anyone who plays Stardew less optimized than me is a foolish stooge who doesn't understand strategy

The way this guy says "Chibi Anime" has completely destroyed my vocabulary.

They say that having children brings out your inner child again. As a child I was obsessed with animals and the fact that my 2 year old kids can't tell the difference between a rhino and a hippo ENRAGES me

Two vodkas in and listening to anime tunes, time to get on my soapbox about how Endless Eight didn't actually kill Haruhi Suzumiya, it was the fact that the rest of the season was fucking rubbish that did it.

John left for a conference in Arizona on Friday evening. It is now Tuesday evening. In the time John has been gone, the twins have: - dropped their nap - gone up into size 3 clothes - started peeing in the toilet Two and half year olds are insane.

Once I casually mentioned to a fairly normie pal that I was a basic bitch and they were like "There's no way you're basic!" Meanwhile, I told a close guy pal that my favourite Final Fantasy game was VII and he just went "Of course it fucking is." I am the most basic of slightly-nerdy bitches.

Watched Kpop Demon Hunters and now obsessed, as I knew I would be. Apologies in advance to the husband who will have to deal with me singing the entire soundtrack for the next foreseeable

Well this isn't very fun

I think the entire world should give me a break during the last four/five days of the sumo tournament when I'm even more sleep deprived than usual from watching it every night

Regressed back to my 16 year old self's media consumption, lads. It's just literature and gay comics for the foreseeable, lads.

The Summer Hikaru Died ep 2

The Summer Hikaru Died is disgustingly my thing, as I knew it would be

It's 7am and everyone else in my household is still asleep

Not entirely sure that the homeless guy at this park is NOT Jordan Peterson

in that case all my books were written by AI because em-dash is our boi

Got the first ending in 100 Line and fuck yeah, time to live out all my Homura Akemi dreams

New Stray Kids song sounds like a Vocaloid tune so I guess it lives forever in my head now

God help me, my brother has given my new nephew basically the same name as the main character in one of my books

The twins were obsessed with Gabby's Dollhouse so during our 6th re-watch I snapped and put on Paw Patrol and it worked too well and now they are obsessed with Paw Patrol instead. #parentingwoes

I don't need sleep, I just need to not suck at 100 Line Last Defense Academy

I had so much fun working on this with @dcbradshaw.com @mandysknight.bsky.social @bawilcox.bsky.social and @geej.bsky.social! The next one will be witches, so hmu if you would like some details

SONDHAM LIIIIIIIIVES

No wonder Ruruka is an entitled bitch - she's had a hot dagger wielding boyfriend who would kill for her (and otherwise acts like a pet cat) since she was, what, five?

Just watched episode 7 of Dan da Dan so I need some pure nonsense for the foreseeable

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

John played the demo for Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii and honestly best part was walking to the not-Ala Wai and saying "Our house is over there!"

Being That Bitch at the United airport lounge. Scrounging on my pal's United membership. Cutting about in my pj top with a giant skull. Pouring tons of syrup on my free pancakes.

Daughter's teeth didn't get the memo that it was my birthday and spent most of today making her scream so haven't had the most relaxing day. But it's ending with me and John watching Columbo so it's all washing out

John got me skydiving for my birthday so to celebrate fighting off the Grim Reaper for another year I just endangered myself pretty hard for fun

currently in a state of trying to return to silliness

Continually surprised by the wusses on Goodreads saying the latest thing I read was too graphic and horrible and dark.

Fine, I'll start a tumblr thread post myself

One time ChatGPT told me you can make risotto with orange juice

Holy shit the part about people not realising that The Untamed is gay is hilarious open.substack.com/pub/weibo/p/...

Underappreciated fun of sumo: recognising the regular audience members near the front

This might sound over dramatic given all the everything happening everywhere, always, but Kokichi fanart is the fucking cancer of the Danganronpa tag on tumblr

Anyway all four of Marnie's canines came in over Christmas and I have a sore throat that refuses to leave and I'm worrying it's cancer, so of course I'm DOING WELL and had a GREAT COUPLE OF WEEKS

If Instagram sends me another reel of a kid in their fucking Toys-R-Us size room playing on their actual fucking slide or whatever I'm gonna fucking die

Got the MIL a photoframe that we can all upload family photos to. I uploaded some carefully curated recent pics of the twins. Didn't want to overwhelm it. Just saw that my SIL has uploaded her entire album of holiday photos from this year. So. It's gonna be like that, is it?

Found out John's weeb niece (13 y/o) has a 6ft cutout of Nagito Komaeda in her bedroom

I have a story in this! It's about how meditation is simultaneously great and bullshit because I never do the assignment lol

Well at least Marnie ate a little bit of Xmas dinner before rejecting the rest and demanding two whole bananas instead