As of his run on the Dracula arc didn’t prove it enough his current Phantom of the Opera run should, Martin Simmonds was born to illustrate the Universal Monsters

Oh no! Not Kevin “Makin” Bacon!!! He needs his neck to breathe!! #Svengoolie

I always liked how in a lot of the F13 films an oncoming storm is the herald for the massacre. It adds an little extra ominous tone to everything #Svengoolie

I’ve always loved that the police cycle is just a regular blue motorcycle with a label maker sticker. Low budget filmmaking for the win #Svengoolie

Crazy Ralph really is one of the best characters #Svengoolie

I’d like to think Mama Voorhees didn’t kill them for doing the Singapore Telephone in the barn but because she hated their collective singing and it was easier to take out these two than the whole group #Svengoolie

I am ready to see Kevin Bacon learn that it is not OK to go to an old campground where a tragedy happened years prior to a momma’s boy #Svengoolie

I don’t normally play the change the channel back & forth game but AEW and Bette Davis being on at the same time may bring that into play #TCMParty

ICYMI: Before the next episode of the podcast drops tomorrow, be sure to check out episode 73, where my guests @egocriticdemise.bsky.social, @warrenmoney.bsky.social, @macnezpod.bsky.social & @joshthemonster86.bsky.social discuss the fifth film in George A. Romero’s DEAD series DIARY OF THE DEAD.

I wonder if Una O’Connor is thinking “ first there was the guy wanting me to flip flap jacks and now some crumb bum trying to beat eggs” #TCMParty

For my money Elsa Lanchester is the greatest consistent scene stealer in moviedom #TCMParty

I’d liked to imagine while he’s going on about “boarding all of this up” some staff member is off-camera groaning at the job that’s about to land on their plate #TCMParty

The State of the Union: the president is a corrupt demented sex criminal who tried to overthrow the constitution.

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For $65 I’d go ahead and plan my funeral and maybe a few others #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Sorry but Lacey’s suit doesn’t look fitted right and it’s bugging me #TCMParty #NoirAlley

I’ve seen enough true crime docs where police railroad dudes that I’m a proponent of not even telling the cops what the weather is like under questioning unless there’s a lawyer #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Lee Van Cleef is one of those cats who makes every movie better #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Hats off to this director. If Edward G Robinson told me to do something I’d do it out of fear if nothing else #TCMParty #NoirAlley

My Noir Alley Beer this week Cursed Relics from Holy Mountain Brewing #NoirAlley #TCMParty

Hey, gang! I hope you check out the first episode of 2026 of my NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD podcast @bedevstld.bsky.social on all podcast streamers. In this one, @egocriticdemise.bsky.social, @warrenmoney.bsky.social, @macnezpod.bsky.social & @joshthemonster86.bsky.social to discuss DIARY OF THE DEAD.

If you wanna hear some fantastic peeps an me talk about one of Romero’s lesser discussed zombie movies check this out #horror #zombies

I wouldn’t want to go to that awful girl’s birthday party either #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Has he named the dog yet? If not I recommend Mister Scruffles #TCMParty #NoirAlley

As someone who has grew up with a younger sister and a younger brother I can attest that dogs are better #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Mr Matlock is apparently in a mood. They should get him a hot dog #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Did that guy just ruin Trick r Tresting for those kids? #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Tonight’s Noir Alley demands a fancy beer for reason I’ve decided Mushhushushu from Rhinegeist Brewery #NoirAlley #TCMParty

Way to be a Colossal Jack Ball by causing a Colossal Power Outage #Svengoolie

Military man talking to the guy in the suit is missing a golden opportunity to bust out “he may be a Colossal Man but YOU are a Colossal Butt Head” #Svengoolie

My wife asked why the Colossal Beast sounds like a weed eater and now I giggle like an idiot at his growls because that’s all I can hear #Svengoolie

I may be daft but if you can’t find a 60ft man you probably aren’t looking hard enough #Svengoolie

If this movie is set in Mexico I could go for a Colossal Margarita….thank you I’ll be here all night #Svengoolie

Walking home from the bar tonight I found a pair of shoes embedded in the snow. Do you guys think Hank Scorpio from that Simpsons episode was around?

I know this is the height of Meg Ryan’s being the charming, lovable America’s sweetheart but as someone who worked in the food service industry for several years I’d wanna throw Sally off a bridge #TCMParty

Not gonna lie I use that line about “have you heard of Plato…” when I need to talk up my own intellect #TCMParty

Chris Sarandon’s skill for playing suave villains is really underrated #TCMParty

My favorite memory of Princess Bride is me & siblings would always watch it when it came on TV growing up it never failed my mom would always forget she had seen it before & sit and watch it with us and for the following days would talk about how good “that movie with Andre the Giant” was #TCMParty

I’m glad Rob Reiner was able to get this cast because I really can’t imagine anyone else playing these characters #TCMParty

Ben seems to have forgotten Chris Sarandon but which a cast this stacked someone was bound to be forgotten. They can make it up by TCM showing Fright Night #TCMParty

Just finished the upcoming first episode of the show for 2026. Thanks again to @egocriticdemise.bsky.social, @macnezpod.bsky.social, @warrenmoney.bsky.social & @joshthemonster86.bsky.social for joining this one. It was fun but epic discussion. Look out for it when it drops on podcast streamers soon!

“Jay Phelps”? Just a few moments ago that perp said he was George Washington. So which is it? #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Was that Chief O’Hara shown for a second in the bullpen? Is this movie actually a Batman prequel? #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Eddie wasn’t wrong on the intro, Edmond O’Brien really is one of the unsung heroes of film noir #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Noir during the winter storm with my beer of the week Vanilla Pecan from Lazy Magnolia Brewing Company #TCMParty #NoirAlley

I’ve only seems Brief Encounters once before but was absolutely blown away by it. So glad to be able to watch it again #TCMParty

Every time with the La Marseilles scene #TCMParty #Casablanca

Imagine having a cast so stacked that a character played by Peter freakin’ Lorre is only used for a few moments in the first act and not mentioned again until he’s brought up as an example by the authorities #TCMParty #Casablanca

A while back I went to a Casablanca screening and the film professor who introduced it gave this spiel about understanding people’s opinions on movies and changing times etc but said “you may as well leave if you don’t like Casablanca because I got nothing for you” #TCMParty #Casablanca

Considering my city is currently under fascist occupation I have had to consider watering my garden with my beer collection rather than letting it fall to ICE or the National Guard. And my Noir Alley peeps know how much I love my beer #TCMParty