I know this is the height of Meg Ryan’s being the charming, lovable America’s sweetheart but as someone who worked in the food service industry for several years I’d wanna throw Sally off a bridge #TCMParty

Not gonna lie I use that line about “have you heard of Plato…” when I need to talk up my own intellect #TCMParty

Chris Sarandon’s skill for playing suave villains is really underrated #TCMParty

My favorite memory of Princess Bride is me & siblings would always watch it when it came on TV growing up it never failed my mom would always forget she had seen it before & sit and watch it with us and for the following days would talk about how good “that movie with Andre the Giant” was #TCMParty

I’m glad Rob Reiner was able to get this cast because I really can’t imagine anyone else playing these characters #TCMParty

Ben seems to have forgotten Chris Sarandon but which a cast this stacked someone was bound to be forgotten. They can make it up by TCM showing Fright Night #TCMParty

Just finished the upcoming first episode of the show for 2026. Thanks again to @egocriticdemise.bsky.social, @macnezpod.bsky.social, @warrenmoney.bsky.social & @joshthemonster86.bsky.social for joining this one. It was fun but epic discussion. Look out for it when it drops on podcast streamers soon!

“Jay Phelps”? Just a few moments ago that perp said he was George Washington. So which is it? #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Was that Chief O’Hara shown for a second in the bullpen? Is this movie actually a Batman prequel? #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Eddie wasn’t wrong on the intro, Edmond O’Brien really is one of the unsung heroes of film noir #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Noir during the winter storm with my beer of the week Vanilla Pecan from Lazy Magnolia Brewing Company #TCMParty #NoirAlley

I’ve only seems Brief Encounters once before but was absolutely blown away by it. So glad to be able to watch it again #TCMParty

Every time with the La Marseilles scene #TCMParty #Casablanca

Imagine having a cast so stacked that a character played by Peter freakin’ Lorre is only used for a few moments in the first act and not mentioned again until he’s brought up as an example by the authorities #TCMParty #Casablanca

A while back I went to a Casablanca screening and the film professor who introduced it gave this spiel about understanding people’s opinions on movies and changing times etc but said “you may as well leave if you don’t like Casablanca because I got nothing for you” #TCMParty #Casablanca

Considering my city is currently under fascist occupation I have had to consider watering my garden with my beer collection rather than letting it fall to ICE or the National Guard. And my Noir Alley peeps know how much I love my beer #TCMParty

Check out the blogs from the fantastic crew at @burialbooks.bsky.social today for my essay on when the Universal Monsters had to partake in the war effort #horror #monsters #classicmovies burialbooks.com/frankenstein...

The use of the dead people conveyor built as a weapon should be utilized more often #TCMParty

I will say it does take artistic guts to feature a main character in your movie that has no redeeming value whatsoever #TCMParty #NoirAlley

I would consider sending all those filthy urchins away on vacation to be a small victory #TCMParty #NoirAlley

One of my favorite French films with the week’s Noir Alley Beer this week being Blueberry Crumble part of the Gulf Sour Series from Chandeleur Island Brewing #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Watched the first episode of Star Trek Academy on Pluto today. Didn’t hate it, but it was very much Harry Potter in space more than Trek. Ultimately it’s the kinda show of nothing else is on and I’m bored I’d watch a few episodes but not go out of my way for it

I too have always thought of Les Diabolique as a horror film but I can definitely see how it fits the noir deal. Cant wait for next week #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Of course she’s gonna request water and interrupt the desk sergeant’s delightful monologue about the gas chamber #NoirAlley #TCMParty

She says she needed to find a lawyer and enter one of the greatest TV lawyers ever. The irony #TCMParty #NoirAlley

“Welcome to the house party everyone. Now let’s divide up by gender and socialize that way” #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Luckily for me my wife doesn’t have to wish for all my socks to have holes, because it’s already a reality #TCMParty #NoirAlley

I always figured Sterling Hayden was tall but that Detective Misogynist is the same height he is so either that guy is super tall too or I’ve been way wrong about Hayden #TCMParty #NoirAlley

“Forget the man and run away with his wife” I like Stanwyck’s character already #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Three leads like this have gotten my expectations pretty darn high for Crimes of Passion #TCMParty #NoirAlley

My WiFi keeps acting up so while I can I have North Wind by Drowned Lands Brewery for this Noir Alley Beer of the Week #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Somehow one of these nights Eddie will be the one throwing things over the Ben and it’ll be his turn to take a jab at the host of the normal movies #TCMParty

Mr. O’Grady is a rather good name for a dog #TCMParty #NoirAlley

How come when I bring up my skills against the “powers of darkness” women avoid me? Probably because I’m rarely on a train #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Time to crack open my Noir Alley Beer of the Week which will be Seven Seas from BlackStack Brewing #NoirAlley #TCMParty

At least she made sure nobody else will have to to suffer Harry’s awfulness #TCMParty

Should have stuck with the orignal plan of driving out to find the satellite with Jess. Like hell he would’ve let the alien take her without a fight #TCMParty

Geez just casually throwing out a separation. I really do hope when she turns 50 feet that she grinds Harry’s bones into her soup or whatever giants do #TCMParty

Maybe she hired you as husband instead of butler is because the crumb bum strikes me as potentially a terrible butler #TCMParty

Ben should understand that many times what separates truly bad movie from a “deliciously bad movie” as he calls it, is the fact that the actors play it straight and everyone involved is truly putting in their best effort #TCMParty

So Batman is trying to foil the Penguin’s scheme to be elected mayor of Gotham. Is this where they got the idea for Batman Returns? #BatmanMeTV #MeTVBatman

I like how MeTV censors in this scene were like “whoah a naked hieroglyph? Not on my watch….the gnarled severed hand is good though” #Svengoolie

Not gonna lie if I had a basement that I could lock people out of I’d probably go all spooky with the decor too #Svengoolie

Is it just me but when Svengoolie shows a British movie Doctor Who seems to be the across the pond equivalent of Perry Mason #Svengoolie

Blood From the Mummy’s Tomb is probably the most underrated mummy movie for my money #Svengoolie

Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country. @housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social

A primetime schedule of Citizen Kane, Rashomon, and Sophie’s Choice TCM is going hard with the movies to start 2026 #TCMParty

I know it’s trendy to complain about popular things on the internet but because I am a Positive Patrick I will say I loved the hell out of the Stranger Things finale a fantastic conclusion to the adventure #StrangerThings

As per tradition I’m spending New Years Eve with my favorite mystery solving couple

Should I ever change my career path to become an evil henchman I now know what uniform I’m choosing. Thanks for the inspiration Kung Fu Cannibals