Ok if that car really wanted to hit him they should’ve driven faster #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Hold up! So when people are asking questions you don’t wanna answer you can just sock ‘em?!? Why am I just now learning about this?!?! #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Instead of moving to a whole other country he could’ve stayed in Chicago and just moved to like Logan Square or something. It would be cheaper and easier, but still cold #TCMParty #NoirAlley

So this is gonna be a Terrence Fischer directed Hammer flick? I wonder when Dracula or Dr Frankenstein will show up #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Ready for Noir Alley with my beer tonight being the Key Lime Cheesecake Incident from Mikerphone Brewing #TCMParty #NoirAlley

It’s bad enough there’s a killer hand on the loose but with the fan stopped the building is going to be uncomfortably warm #Svengoolie

Waitaminute a Bagel Guillotine can also be a Hand Guillotine?!?! #Svengoolie

All that steam coming out of the ground does he live in Centralia PA? #Svengoolie

Wouldn’t be a late 90s post-Scream horror flick without that alt-rock soundtrack #Svengoolie

If I had a house that nice I’d have waaaay more Halloween decorations #Svengoolie

I know it’s been said to death but Fred Willard was a treasure #Svengoolie

Time to uphold the Friday tradition #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

It’s a Friday once again #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

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Hey, gang! The 6th episode of mine and Steven T. Boltz’s TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE show BEDE & STEVE VS. LEATHERFACE is now on all podcast streamers via @bedevstld.bsky.social. In this one, John Harrison joins us to discuss the 2006 TCM remake prequel THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING.

I’ve never been to prison before but I’m fairly certain there’s not a crawl space where inmates are allowed to set up a fort and act without supervision #TCMParty #NoirAlley

The new cellmate scene with Tim Carey should be required viewing for high school seniors to keep them on the straight and narrow. #TCMParty

Who knew the mess hall in San Quentin had such a majestic mural #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Timothy Carey is one of the most underrated actors to play off-kilter characters #TCMParty #NoirAlley

I mean if my brother was ever in prison I’d throw in for a good lawyer for him but this plan is pretty questionable #TCMParty #NoirAlley

It says something about a prison’s level of security when there’s enough nooks and crannies for a whole ass Jack Palance to lurk around without being noticed #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Is it normal for people to gaze longingly at a prison just because there’s a light? Like are they part moth? #TCMParty #NoirAlley

With that ominous music you’d San Quentin is a bad place or something #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Checking in for Noir Alley with Wit Lotus from 903 Brewers #TCMParty #NoirAlley

When I went to Peru last year the guide on my food tour showed me pictures of villages in the rural parts of their country that flat out look like Bavaria. So seeing the German/South American combo is reminding me of that only the Peruvian Germans were refugees escaping Nazis #TCMParty

It’s time for my last 4 watched #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

This has got to be one of the rare movies I’ve seen where the label on the beer is clearly visible. #TCMParty

I once read an interview where Robert Mitchum talked about how acting was easy because it was just being on time and knowing your line. It also helped that he a little touch of ALL THE CHARISMA IN THE WORLD #TCMParty

I’m sure whenever Bernard Hermann heard a suspenseful picture was in the works he started waiting by the phone for that call to music-ify it #TCMParty

No job I’ve ever had has ever sent me a case of bourbon. I definitely got into the wrong line of work #TCMParty

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched It’s a Friday once again

Nothing says USA quite like an American lager.

Having been to numerous amusement parks and theme parks in my life I’ve never seen an actual Tunnel of Love to the point where I used to think they were just an invention of movies\shows #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Next time I take the train to Chicago to visit my sister I’ll ask rando fellow passengers if they wanna enter a murder pact and see how it goes #TCMParty #NoirAlley

“I admire people who do things” is going to be my go-to when I get get starstruck meeting someone #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Wear that tie clip with pride Bruno if I had one with my name I’d wear it #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Ironically missed last week because I was on a train but tonight I have the perfect beer from a Hitchcock flick West by Northwest from Riverlands Brewing Company w/ Gnosis Brewing #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Letterboxd Friday time! #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

BREAKING NEWS! It’s official, everyone! CRYSTAL LAKE, the FRIDAY THE 13TH TV series from A24, will officially premiere on October 15th. I’m slightly sad that I won’t come out on the Friday the 13th date in November but since it will be out for the Halloween season, I’m excited!

She doesn’t like dogs or jazz? What exactly does Steve Martin see in this pudding-brain?!?! #TCMParty

Taking the train for a few days trip. I hope I don’t meet a professional tennis player who wants to murder anyone.

As I seem to recall these fellas Kurosawa and Mifune made some quite good pictures together during their collaborations so I’m excited for this #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Now I must ask: who are these jabronis crying about Eddie showing non-English movies? #TCMParty #NoirAlley

My beer for Noir Alley tonight is Turbulent Flow from Spyglass Brewing Company #TCMParty #NoirAlley

In the movies the creatures Frankenstein creates have some kinda attachment to violins so has anyone wondered what they would do with a bass guitar or a trombone? #Svengoolie

If that constable thinks he’ll be saying locking this cat up in a police box then let’s just say he’ll be in for a surprise #Svengoolie

All this going down you gotta wonder who is minding business at the phone company #TCMParty #NoirAlley

All this electrical gear Eddie O’Brien is strapping to everyone they better hope no surprise rain showers pop up #TCMParty #NoirAlley

That was a lot of drama of Trudy being nabbed by the cops for what apparently was just a banning from the track. #TCMParty #NoirAlley

I wonder if my job would be cool if I hung around the bathroom taking money for gambling #TCMParty #NoirAlley