I’d wanna do more than snuggle 😏

Working today so a #softiesaturday from the archive

I’m sending this while driving 🚙💨

It’s the final #fcf of #jocktober

Got some CPD* to do today. Also still #Jocktober *couldn’t think of a clever meaning of this abbreviation. Let me know your suggestions. 😉

I do seem to be all or nothing with this place / account. Im either posting pretty much every day or not on here for months at a time 🤷‍♂️

We can go behind the shed you can help me oil my tools

A #jocktober from the archive If Stoke City did jocks (maybe they do … cue thinking of footie players in the locker room)

Spicing up the weekly shop 😈

Pink. Did you wink ? #jocktober

Oh so you’re the postman. But I’m the one who has a delivery for you 🤔 #mcm

It is #jocktober after all

Join me on the couch? 😉

Day off today. Got a full day planned though

It’s going to be a hot #Fcf * 🥵 *but then again isn’t EVERY #fatcockfriday hot !

Too warm to get dressed this morning #todgertuesday

My garden is in full bloom 🌺🌼🌹

Need some sun on my #whitebits 😎 #humpday

It’s both a #tightywhiteyTuesday & #tummytuesday today

Just call me the postman cos I got a package for you 🤭

Hump day ft hairy monkey bum

#Humpday shower 🚿

I'd better quit lying in bed and get up. #softiesunday #softcocksunday

A happy working #fcf from me

I’m not furry enough for #fursday so here’s my 🐓

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I got asked why I don’t show my face in my pics. My response: nobody wants to see that

Florals for (sorta) spring ground breaking 🙄 #mcm #monochromemonday

Post gym #softiesaturday

It’s that day again #FCF

#fcf working from home edition

Spicing up the weekly shop 😈

Day off today waking up with a coffee and some TV #monochromeMonday #mcm

Feeling feral this afternoon. Feral but also tired

Wednesday: no ifs all butts #humpday

Join me for an afternoon nap

It’s giving NSFW Scandi Noir #mcm #monochromemonday

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Even though I’ve been off here for a bit I still remember what Wednesday means #humpday

Feel it smacking against your mush #fcf

#retweet 🔄

What pants to wear for my last night shift for a month* A: comfy love a cockatoo / parrot on clothes B: bright but also tight C: cheer me up / make me feel good at 3am *how tf did I manage that the shift gods must be smiling at me

Posting my silly little pictures on this silly little site for you guys is one of the only things keeping me sane right now.

Feeling extremely H word today

Another #softiesunday rolls around

Reskeet with a pic from below

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