Jonathan
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Engineer. Math Teacher? Cartoon Robot.
T: *brings up The Oregon Trail* S: what is this game T: well when I was in 6th grade in 1994⌠All Ss: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
1 day ago
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I was required to [redacted] because of [redacted] but I canât present an opinion of [redacted] because [redacted], which is [redacted].
1 day ago
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I would have to take 20 days off a school year for the next 10 school years to deplete my accrued PTO
1 day ago
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T: and this is 19+19 S: I know what that is do you know T: 38 S: good job, proud of you *fist bump*
1 day ago
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In this 1:1 era I find myself making more copies than ever
3 days ago
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(can you tell I think geometry is the most boring thing on earth)
4 days ago
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NEXT TIME ON TRIANGLES: what if triangle INSIDE other triangle!?
4 days ago
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S1: ok so 4x - 17 = 5x + 14? S2: yessssssss S1: I was asking the guy that works here and teaches me, not you
4 days ago
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if I chose to make children believe the interior angles of a triangle added up to 190 I could make it so, but because I do not, I should be praised, be thankful I have not unleashed this curse into the world
5 days ago
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S: *singing poorly* T: stop [S] S: Iâm just trying to sing T: yeah but itâs not good S: what if this is my dream to sing T: we might need a new dream
8 days ago
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kids suffer in math in the morning not because itâs early but because their teacher doesnât figure out the good way to explain things until after lunch
9 days ago
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S: Mister what was your favorite yâ T: 2018 S: really bâ T: itâs not even a question, Iâve peaked, Iâm sorry you met me on my down slide
10 days ago
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other fascinating discovery of the year because I donât know what went wrong before they got to me: 3x + 10 = 8x - 17 Will get simplified by *many* children to 11x = -7
11 days ago
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Geometry just needs to be two units: * Yep, it adds to 180! * Ok, but what if we cut it in half like THIS?
11 days ago
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if I'm elected mayor of NYC, no one in America will be allowed to have serious conversations on speakerphone in public places
11 days ago
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college in the early 2000s was so quaint because so much was still analog (paper maps, landline dorm phones, big textbooks and handwritten notes) but it wasn't uncommon for people to have laptops and semester by semester more buildings got wifi
11 days ago
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S: help me T: what if I donât want to S: but thatâs your job T: I quit
12 days ago
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does that stolen base get everyone in Canada free Tim Bits?
14 days ago
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the spookiest part of Halloween is the rent being due in the morning
15 days ago
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Iâve been at my school forever, whatâs crazy is thereâs a couple people who had been there forever when I started and they are still here
16 days ago
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T: these two congruency theorems are fake, just like your boyfriend S: đ˛ T: I didnât mean yours
17 days ago
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I bought some food from a food truck called âForeign Policyâ and OHMAN did my bank start freaking out about âforeign transactionsâ
17 days ago
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âwell the calculus changedâŚâ âyou mean e^x is no longer its own derivative?â
19 days ago
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grades are like the least accurate way of telling if anyone knows anything and yet
20 days ago
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around here you measure your longevity in how many times youâve seen them reconfigure the same highway interchange
21 days ago
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I donât think anyone who says they enjoy their 40s is telling the truth
22 days ago
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About to do triangle congruency methods, which is the exact topic that Jesse Spano overdosed on caffeine pills to study
23 days ago
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T: *picks up paper to show class* T: ok Iâm about to pass outâŚyou know what, end of sentence, Iâm about to pass out.
25 days ago
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well
25 days ago
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17 years in the business and Iâm now very good at public speaking and eye rolling
28 days ago
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ever had a class thatâs extremely high energy (everyone knows everyone, chatting in the background constantly) but simultaneously are listening to everything you say, it is a wild dynamic to work with
about 1 month ago
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a million years later, this is still the neatest thing I've ever made, with huge help to the person at TMC13 (!) who figured out how to make the planets orbit
www.desmos.com/calculator/d...
about 1 month ago
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I have done something very exciting and scary.
about 1 month ago
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Canadians are celebrating Thanksgiving and people down here are still having pool parties
about 1 month ago
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remember when you paid rent by putting a check in an envelope and passing it underneath the office door? wild
about 1 month ago
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Since 2000, the Yankees and Astros have the highest number of World Series appearances (5). A bananas stat, though both are 2-3. The Red Sox are 4-0, the Giants 3-0.
about 1 month ago
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Itâs so hot. Summer never ends.
about 1 month ago
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Iâm convinced microwaves are only good at heating up containers and not the things they contain
about 1 month ago
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for mental health awareness day I will avoid crashing out to the extent that I make the local news
about 1 month ago
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I have lots of problems with CollegeBoard, but I will say that the online administration mechanism for the PSAT is worlds better than the old way
about 1 month ago
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Q: what two grade levels were impacted by 2020 for the Class of 2026?
about 1 month ago
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S *eats* T wow eating chips and youâre not even going to offer me some S *offers* T no Iâm good thanks S đ
about 1 month ago
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some days I can do this for the full 30 years, other days Iâm quitting on Halloween
about 1 month ago
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inside me there are twoâŚuh, these things?
about 1 month ago
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perfectly normal list of answers
about 1 month ago
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I like to confuse kids by providing elements of backstory that are metaphorically true but not factually so
about 2 months ago
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the Astros have been playing like they all forgot they booked a bunch of non refundable airline tickets for a vacation next week
about 2 months ago
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is there a dance team in all of Texas that isnât âaward winningâ ?
about 2 months ago
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I, a lifelong not morning person, have spent a lifetime in a very morning person industry.
about 2 months ago
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In the episode of Boy Meets World where Mr Feeny says goodbye to the empty classroom, there are only 12 desks, no objective on the board, and no word wall.
about 2 months ago
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