People of the UK take note. £5m in crypto is just the start. This is the level of embezzlement Nigel is after.

You know, I think Bruce is role modelling my ambition in life. I want to get to his age, be financially free, fit & strong and still raging against wrongs like I was at 16.

Has she tried giving up lattes? Also. I have that same mug 😀

Hello #Spotify the new app thumbnail is horrible. Please sort it out.

Adam Kent puts country (well, county) before party and is suspended for it. He’s a Tory but I salute him and wish more people would be like this. 👀 Wes Streeting.

Is Ed really going to do this?

The stock market version of that moment when you wake up and think all is good with the world, then remember you said something ill-advised to the CEO at the work Christmas party last night.

Well …

Wow. Anyone in the UK still thinking Farage’s #ReformUK will look out for the ordinary working person should take note. Peas in a pod

www.maptap.gg May 12 100🎯 86😁 95🏅 98🎯 97🔥 Final score: 961

Sick of the political psychodrama. Here’s a boat ride on the South Pacific, off Vanuatu. Much better.

After about 5 years of nothing, we finally have birds using our bird box. Thanks to the blind, we can watch them from the kitchen sink each day. And, yes, that does mean I get to enjoy a pair of great tits every morning.

Watched Apex on Netflix last night. Really enjoyed it. So it was particularly satisfying to wake up and read the Guardian review which thought it was crap. Hey pretentious critic, give the people what they want.

It has all got a bit Marie Antoinette, hasn’t it?

Oops how did that get there?

Mertz the Merciless

When I had a little party at the UK Embassy in Washington DC, where the King and Queen are tonight. #RoyalVisit

Questions I will be asking any canvassing Reform candidate: Have you received funds from overseas donors in the form of Crypto? Have you ever posted pro-Nazi or racist content on SM? Have you ever been accused of bullying, sexual harassment or domestic violence? If no: How did you get selected?

In honour of today’s Map Tap.

At the Teotihuacan Pyramids - in front of the Pyramid of the Moon where I really would not have expected to be shot at. Shocking news today.

California

Trump really, really fucked up. I think we should all say this every day until he’s gone. #Iran #StraitofHormuz

Liverpool is a great city. Here they send a bunch of local community service lads to clean the PSG bus before the players, who will shortly be along in smart jackets and slacks, get on board. ❤️

What went on with those 4 astronauts that we now have to have single-sex space?

A Supergrass comeback album?

Gross

But you held all the cards 🤷‍♂️ Seriously, Iran are stronger than ever thanks to these clowns and all the NATO-bashing deflection in the world won’t hide the US’s utter humiliation in this situation. #Iran

Maybe she’s had enough and is subtly drawing attention to her husband’s relationship with Epstein?

We are one Truth Social rant from world leaders simply pointing and laughing at Trump every time he opens his mouth. #Trump #StraitsofHormuz #OrangeIdiot

Right, then. Who’d like to volunteer to have their country ripped apart by thermonuclear explosions, then flooded, to get Donny out of a bind??

I hope this largely entails telling the orange man baby to sort it the hell out and quick because we’re going to sue him for every lost pound.

I have a new favourite brand…

No one can afford to drink in them apple.news/AiFPh0Wo8RnC...

#Pritzker Well, this isn’t alarming at all….

Tipping point. And, look, the lights are still on. apple.news/AthEB9fPYRfq...

Finally #BBC #Farage #Tax Farage faces questions over who funded £885,000 Clacton constituency home - BBC News

What a surprise - it’s all fine for the rich London's surprise fine dining boom defies gloom in hospitality sector - The Standard

@financialtimes.com Hi FT. Big fan. Are you going to investigate how the partner of Nigel Farage was able to buy a £900k house outright when she appears to have no significant source of income?

Thought for a second we were sending Cole Palmer .. 🥶

Fucking Raise The Colours Far right nazi shit in my city.

@thetimes.com apple.news/Av2uenJyoRfK... Will this take into consideration how much the owner has actually paid in mortgage interest over their lifetime? On paper I’ve “made” a couple of hundred thousand on my house. In reality I’ve paid almost double the mortgaged loan when you include interest.

Sweet Mild Chilli Peppers Apricot Jam

Nearly there. Will likely revert to Kelleher if he looks like he’ll play. Seeing Guehi as my way into the Liverpool defence for a bargain price. Given up on Isak being moved by GW1 so Ekitike is holding his spot for now.#FPL

Uh oh #FPL

Feel this young man might get used to lifting trophies. #CFC #Estevao #ChelseaFC

I know I’m screaming into the void but I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE AI CUSTOMER SERVICE BOTS. If it was something that could be solved by looking it up online, I’d have done it myself. If I’ve come to customer service, I need something that can’t be found/done elsewhere.

These people should take a look at Rodin’s The Thinker*. How many men do you know with a physique like that? * or pretty much any male statue from Ancient Greece.

#FPLCommunity Can you follow # themes on here??

The having to work part time to fund themselves playing football? 🤷🏼‍♂️

I had to learn how to quote post!