What if I just say “stink”. Will that get me at least 20 likes?

"Jax, look. I know we don't get along, but I think I found out the name of the donkey from donkey Kong”

Shrimp chips are crack and you can’t tell me other wise. These things are so fucking good

Mario and Luigi vs Sylvester Stallone. Who would win?

Remember what mr krabs says

Season 2 of thought of the week will happen next year (maybe) Sorry boys just haven’t thought of anything creative recently #thoughtoftheweek

May god help the mushroom kingdom #supermariogalaxy #meme #toadstoolcafe

Thought of the week: why are flightless birds a thing. For penguins I get it since their flippers are supposed to make them not fly. But what about ostriches, they got big feathers why can’t they fly or even glide for that matter. Man evolution sure can be a bitch sometimes #thoughtoftheweek

Remember kids, holding in a poo is bad for your health

Thought of the week: if monsters do appear under your bed, why is that. Did you put em there? Did they magically appear there with magic? Oooooor did they get there during a bad night of drinking and needed a place to crash. The world may never know #thoughtoftheweek

Thought of the week: you think cowboys/cowgirls get offended when we call em that? Idk maybe that’s just a slur to people of the Wild West. You never know. Know a days anyone one will get offended by everything so why not a cowpeas- I mean um western-er. Wait that sounds worse. #thoughtoftheweek

Thought of the week: remember kids. The great outdoors is always filled with dangers and nonsense. keep yourself safe by having at least one boomerang and one knife. For if you’re boomerang attack doesn’t work you can resort to scaring people with the knife #thoughtoftgeweek

Thought of the week: you ever wonder where those walk lines at traffic lights came from? It could be the construction men or maybe random wizard are marking where it’s truly safe to travel in these worlds. Or you know lizard people or something #thoughtoftheweek

Thought of the week: are movies getting more and more weaker as we move forward. Sure we have original ideas still going through this day but have we used up all the good ideas and now they’re be nothing but bad idea after bad idea. #thoughtoftheweek

Thought of the week: what’s the deal with hot dogs are they weenies made of dogs? Or lil weenie dogs that are hot. In for that matter I mostly find them cold then actually hot. So where dose the hot come from. Man all this hot dogs talk makes me wanna have a hot dog real bad #thoughtoftheweek

Thought of the week: who’s idea was it to make birthday candles the wish maker on you’re birthday. Well why not change it up a bit. How about instead for one year we have, birthday fortune cookies or something. That sounds cool right? This week’s my bday so give me best wishes on getting older

“How do we close it” a skit featuring @itspapamac.bsky.social and @jaymanblu.bsky.social #meme #oc #carbinmonoxide #friends #skit #funnyskit

Thought of the week: school is starting soon and you know what that means. Time to turn yourself to the cops. Ay 1 sentence in the slammer is better then another year with with knowledge you ain’t gunna use later. Am I right? #thoughtoftheweek

I feel sick to my stomach making this post, but at this point I don't have a choice docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Repost this or else the boogeyman will come searching for you and will change all your white clothing to pink clothing for the inconvenience

Thought of the week: you ever think there’s a reason robots have red eyes when they go evil? Like did they’re inventors knew they’d disobey them eventually so the put red LED lights to signify that. Damn If they have time to put lights on eyes why not have time to make them OBEY! #thoughtoftheweek

@itspapamac.bsky.social I’m in your walls and you can’t find me >:3

Imposter Dan baking 🍪 #danvs #danvsfanart #danvsimposter

Thought of the week: if anyone thought it was cool to ride a horse I can confirm it…… is pretty cool but uncomfortable as fuck! You gotta extend your legs in a weird way and then clamp them to the horse. And when the horse moves it’s a war zone of balancing. Overall uncomfortable #thoughtoftheweek

Thought of the week: you ever have a dream where you become another person and then wake up feeling like you’re minds being controlled by that person? Well just wack your head with a shovel to take control again unless it doesn’t work. Welp, Then welcome to your new life. #thoughtoftheweek

Thought of the week: if you ever go job searching NEVER 👏GET👏INTO👏FOOD👏SERVICE!!!! Trust me when I say it’s a fucking nightmare. I’m only doing it cuse it’s just my best bet for now. Hell even working at old navy is better then this crap. SAVE YOURSELF!!!! #thoughtoftheweek

Thought of the week: you ever just have that random day of the month where you just start crying at a random time. Like you don’t know why you’re feeling like crying but you just can’t help but cry. Just a me thing? #thoughtoftheweek

So bananza slama am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe

In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.

Thought if the week: (sorry for no thoughts last week) is water truly safe I mean sure it’s something you’re body needs but it also can harm you if you’re not carful just by choking, poisoning , slipping, and electrifying you. Don’t always trust water or else you might get hurt. #thoughtoftheweek

Im participating in artfight so if you’re also participating and on the other team. Why not give your boy an attack for fun. But either way I hope everyone has fun this year. #artfight #teamcrystals

Thought of the week: how much candy do you think your body can handle before throwing up or feeling sick. I wanna say miiiiiiiiiiine would probably beeeeeee 520 pieces of skittles probably more if I’m feeling it. Idk. Maybe I should test this…….. no bad idea #thoughtoftheweek

My long streak of trying to catch shinny piplup finally comes to an end thanks to go fest YIPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE #pokemongo #gofest

Thought of the week: you think in the near future we’ll make better and funnier lies to make our children eat they’re vegetables? Like “if you don’t eat your greens. The evil orange president is gunna send his army to shoot your face with mustard gas” that would be hilarious #thoughtoftheweek

Here's my contribution to the new TADC transition. (Someone's probably already done this song)

So there’s this digital circus trend where they put music that fits well with the intermission time scene from the latest episode and I have done my part to add to that (please tell me no one has done this one yet) #theamazingdigitalcircus

Anyone see that new digital circus episode? Sure was something #theamazingdigitalcircus #hamburger

Thought of the week: you ever think that Dexter’s parents from Dexters lab secretly knew that he had a secret lab. Cuse I’m pretty sure the electricity bill for such a place would be through the roof. Man if that’s the case Dexters a fucking dick for that #thoughtoftgeweek #dexterslab

Thought of the week: you ever wonder if beavers can be used as chainsaws? I mean do people that own beavers just pick them up and be like “ok. Have at it” then the beaver just chops down a piece of lumber for their owner. Idk it be cool to have a beaver chainsaw. #thoughtoftheweek

Now that it’s pride month we gays must all collectively travel to Africa and take a picture of us doing the “simba” scene on pride rock. Let’s go ga- . . . . . . What do you mean it doesn’t exist

Thought of the week: you ever think Weird Al could secretly be gay. Just imagine one day he just types out “hey internet I’m gay….. also my wife is actually a guy” that would be mad wild wouldn’t it. Anyways happy pride month #thoughtoftheweek

@itspapamac.bsky.social yo mama

Thought of the week: “this is my family, I found it all on my own. It’s little and broken but still good, yeah. Still good” - lilo and stitch 2002 #thoughtoftheweek

Thought of the week: you ever think Himalayan salt is saltier than regular salt? I mean are the Himalayas saltier then u.s grounds or is it because we’re so used to how our salt taste that other salts from around the world taste way saltier then what we’re used to #thoughtodtheweek

I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS GONNA STEAL MY POSE

Thought of the week: you’re mama smell like cheeese. Why? Idk ask her why she dose. You probably won’t like the answer tho Happy late Mother’s Day #thoughtoftheweek