Technically speaking no, mosses and algae were the first life forms to leave the oceans and because of that there were no pollinators to drive the evolution of flowers. That is called a perigonium and does not require a symbiotic pollinator to reproduce, it relies on gravity.

If you crush an AMD 9800X3D into a powder and snort it, you will experience auditory hallucinations of Peter Thiel whispering antisemitic slurs to you.

Jokes on you, I got 5,000,000 clams and 20 years experience and i'm "just a farmer"

It is very possible that Peter Thiel has seen my butt cheeks

That whole Steve bannon interview with epstein is so fuckin scary to listen to. He's just blatantly like "yeah so I was essentially the head of finance for the illuminati, which was actually called the trilateral commission" and you start to realize, unironically, the tinfoil hat mfs were right.

Serious potential for a Chris Pratt superbowl curse here tonight

Wack

Theoretically you could make it gluten free too

Nothing makes me embrace alcoholism like pelagic ice

Maura Healey is legally prohibiting ice from "using state land and state resources" (she's the governor of Massachusetts if you dont know) but is also allowing ice to use the states prison systems as concentration camps. How's that supposed to benefit anyone other than the people running the prison?

Boomers may be the soul contributing factor to the entirety of the US becoming functionally unlivable because of housing costs, but at least whenever you're not wondering the temperature they'll blurt it out at you unsolicited.

There are so many people that are so painfully average that instead of finding something to be great at, they'll literally waste more time sabotaging any possible progress souley for the hope that, yet again, no one will notice they're just an average, societal sabotuer; "politicians" also works.

Rule #1, you see a weevil, you must greet said weevil before continuing your day

Republican virtue signaling is just calling misdemeanors domestic terrorism

I fear the whole concept of posting something on your story has killed the concept of privacy for most who participate. I heard someone say in a crosswalk today "...and they told me I had healthy vaginal girth..." and huge congrats to you, but your own abode is a great place for those conversations.

1 mf with a flipper zero could fuck up a lot of peoples date night

That is a pace of 10 minutes and 1 second per mile which is an insanely fast pace for a marathon btw

"The cameras in our maximum security had a windows software update, safe to assume he did it himself tho"

I love the random windows login screen background cause one day it'll be some cute landscape, the next day it's a lion laying next to a massacre of drowned hippos completely uncensored.

1977 actually, "Additional Protocol I" was added to the Geneva convention, which technically does not prohibit wartime leadership residence, but it does state that a military target must meet certain criteria that Putins current residence does not meet. Reasonable question tho, war rules are weird.

We got the american housing/employment crisis, AI bubble, chip shortage, silver shortage, 2 active genocides (Myanmar & Palestine), roughly 30-50 active conflicts, 26 of which are just active wars, all the while "Jeff? Who? Never met the guy. Oh you mean the guy that gave me a G6? Hardly knew him"

Write a law that specifically, and clearly defines that it is federally prohibited for Peter Thiel to continue his mission to become the real life General Grievous. (My entire family will suddenly be struck by a "faulty" hellfire missile "not carried by a drone on US soil" for this joke)

Spanish first language speakers think they're above the inconsistent "rules" of the english language. Riddle me this, how do you say "nothing" en Español? And, how do you say "she swims" en Español? Absolutely lawless conjugations.

Post solstice, that's the first ephemeral of the year that has not started yet. Neat stuff.

It is kinda funny living through the "most powerful governing body the world has ever seen" fails to expose the largest pedo ring we have evidence of but the rage baiters and trolls of the internet are like "🤝 we gotchu fam". 4chan is more ethical than the government right now lmao.

Gonna tell the IRS i tried to pay my taxes this year and all it said next to "amount owed" was *REDACTED*

An Andrew Tate fan page, liked, commented, and blocked me so fast I couldn't even see how mad he was, and that hurt me more than anything he could've said :(

Gosh it's been so long I almost forgot how satisfying it is watching Andrew Tate get concussed.

Castle rat is doing gods work for the modern metal scene

Shout outs AJ for collecting the bag and making jake smell his own earlobe in the same night, poor guy even said "WOW" after lmao

PSA to my fellow humans (literally anybody except Peter Thiel), today I will officially be declassifying my favorite pokemon card after a deliberation process. I know this may be a hot take and may even shift your perception of reality, but the world deserves to know my truth.

John Octopus, pinnacle of opulence, slayer of worlds, employee of the month at your local CVS pharmacy (he does not have a license to practice pharmacology)

Really excited about the prospect of the housing market crashing at the same time the Ai bubble sky rockets am5 pc prices, maybe I can trade my am5 build for a boomers 3rd home this time next year. Then I'll wait 37 years to start telling their grandkids they shouldn't have spent money on 6 7 emotes

Fun Opuntia fact: their native range stretches into northern Canada and all the way to the southern tip of South America.

American politics got to the point where they are in 2025 at least partially by Americans ignoring their international political influence, please scream it at us, we need to hear it.

The engineers at Ford presenting the Falcon to the Australian market:

Mom's are cool cause you'll just be chilling and then they'll say something fun like "did you see this horrible shooting that happened 0.007 seconds ago?" and then, unprompted, show you the most fucked up facebook post you have ever seen.

That damn smokey the bear indoctrinating our children with blasphemous conspiracies like "wild fires" and "leave it better than you found it" the damn 4k HD tv's took my son! The federal government is a lot easier to understand if you take the perspective of an evangelist suffering night terrors.

I swear to god 10 years after Ghislaine is dead and gone the news outlets are still gonna be hitting us with "breaking news, it is reported some of the most prominent figures in modern day are on the epstein list" meanwhile, entirely funded by another man on said list.

2 coffees and a dab really does make the world go round

Me trying to manifest an affordable mortgage by posting boomer memes on the internet:

Fun fact, lichen is basically the symbiotic relationship where fungi employ a photosynthetic partner. The photosynthesis produces sugars for the fungi while the fungi provides water and shelter to it's worker. Lichen is ethically industrialized agriculture on a cellular level.

Ya can I get uuuuuuuuh London fog in uuuuuuuuh boston harbor? For here, please

I dunno man, call me crazy but just because 1 or 1000 people make 400 billion dollars by holding food water and housing hostage does not mean it is an ethical business model that should continue to run unregulated without punishment for the last several hundred years.

Dedham is wicked like that

Anemones are so pretty, don't forget to cutback the seed heads after the flowers die out so they can't invade your local ecosystem.

~maracuya~ hands down the most fun fruit name to say en Español

I really should try to become an influencer so I can do fun and exciting things with my platform, like, fight an ASUS engineer for creating the PCIe Q-Release system at a charity event, secretly steal all the donations, and then run for congress so I can utilize insider trading to maximize profits.

Morning people have got to be aware how obnoxious they are to none-morning people. There is no way they're just yapping like it's sesame Street souly off caffeine.