okay my two favourite vids first. Bambie Thug. because obviously

okay my two favourite vids first. Bambie Thug. because obviously

The is a taxi driver in Ballaghadereen called Abdul. But locals call him Abdul Abhaile. (“ag dul abhaile”is Irish for “going home”)

Tits Ahoy

you: How’d you get such big traps? me:

chest for days

The children yearn for defined arms

I hate to admit it but i always feel better when i wake up at 6am to go to the gym

i miss the lighting in the gym. #musclepump

haven’t worn this stuff in ages

i’m up way too late

Wide Vehicle

i saw the trailer for the new avatar and literally nothing happens. Zoe Zandala says “the children” and a bunch of them bare their teeth. other than that it’s literally storyless.

Knock Knock Who’s There? Enoch. Enoch Who? Let me in.

think this is my favourite flexing video

woof

Another flexing vid for ye.

back when i used to flex in the very well lit cubicles in my old gym

bed and upright

American right-wingers are thanking the NYPD for their service before Mandani reduces their budget. what service? standing in subway stations and shooting poor people?

Radio Ga Ga

🍗🍗

Alexa play Von Dutch

The irony of a show full of people wanting to win a house deposit being murdered one by one by an estate agent #TraitorsIRL

Bye Wilkin #thetraitorsirl

If you're not totally aware of how bots try to sway minds, here's a good example.

You and your favourite Pokemon

Barman at the Eagle Tokyo said he’d give me a free drink if I flexed. When in Rome. Or Tokyo..

All the OF gays posting thirst pics in Santa hats. Cute nice, fine. But I’m begging yous to stop posting videos of you fucking pumpkins for Halloween. You are offending my Celtic Pagan Heritage.

Christ I miss the gym.

Gimme yer lunch money

I have a neurological tremor. It’s a harmless thing that makes it really hard to take photos with one hand. Which is why all my thirst traps look like I’m really mad at my phone.

I miss deadlifts.

Grab on

I am not well. So please feel sorry for me and give me attention. X

Under the fat? A fucking tank.

some of my second fave pics

Am I looking down on you? or did I just see a donut on the floor?

Didn’t appreciate how beefy i was two years ago.

Am I looking down on you? or did I just see a donut on the floor?

365 Party Girl

some of my second fave pics

Under the fat? A fucking tank.

update i’m getting this tattoo