bed and upright

American right-wingers are thanking the NYPD for their service before Mandani reduces their budget. what service? standing in subway stations and shooting poor people?

Radio Ga Ga

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Alexa play Von Dutch

The irony of a show full of people wanting to win a house deposit being murdered one by one by an estate agent #TraitorsIRL

Bye Wilkin #thetraitorsirl

If you're not totally aware of how bots try to sway minds, here's a good example.

You and your favourite Pokemon

Barman at the Eagle Tokyo said he’d give me a free drink if I flexed. When in Rome. Or Tokyo..

All the OF gays posting thirst pics in Santa hats. Cute nice, fine. But I’m begging yous to stop posting videos of you fucking pumpkins for Halloween. You are offending my Celtic Pagan Heritage.

Christ I miss the gym.

Gimme yer lunch money

I have a neurological tremor. It’s a harmless thing that makes it really hard to take photos with one hand. Which is why all my thirst traps look like I’m really mad at my phone.

I miss deadlifts.

Grab on

I am not well. So please feel sorry for me and give me attention. X

Under the fat? A fucking tank.

some of my second fave pics

Am I looking down on you? or did I just see a donut on the floor?

Didn’t appreciate how beefy i was two years ago.

Am I looking down on you? or did I just see a donut on the floor?

365 Party Girl

some of my second fave pics

Under the fat? A fucking tank.

update i’m getting this tattoo

I’ve developed a deep love for this spooky bitch I randomly seen on IG. I may get this tattoo

Was it twink death or was it the twinks we met along the way?

You should be able to request peoples location on WhatsApp. So if they say they’re on the way. You request and they deny you know they’re lying

Cork finally has a preferred Luas route, but it has a few issues: • Max capacity is poor at 2,300 users p/h; about 1/4 of Dublin’s Green line • Single track at Ballincollig isn’t great • Trams are too short More info and the consultation is here: www.luascork.ie

Fucking finally Omg

Jokes like this are always funny when it looks like it was done touch and ready on someone’s phone

REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS COULD END THIS RIGHT NOW

She did it first

If you’re charging a GRAND for a ticket to a concert. That shit needs to come with a free bar, a meet and greet and a blow job. None of this here’s a lanyard and tote bag bullshit

I was 330 in the queue for Lady Gaga tickets and it kicked me out.

I dont understand why people are complaining about the price of this. Sure €470 is not cheap. It's not like a phone where you have to get one every two years. It's almost guaranteed to work for the entire life cycle of the console generation, which is like 7 years. It's €65 a year.

Nintendo really said “we see you queers”

You and your favourite Pokémon

If I see you at a nightclub and recognise you from online: don’t be weird: say hello.

BREAKING. Trump announces third round of Tariffs

Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow

Prime Minister Carneys TED talk….

Moo Moo . #NintendoDirect #NintendoSwitch2

There’s lots of reasons to hate Donald Trump. And I mean LOTS. But one I believe isn’t talked about enough is the fact that his signature bears no resemblance to his name.