I'm not saying that the Nerd Prom shooting was staged... ... but it was staged.

"I didn't want to nuke your country back to the Stone Age, but you *made* me do it." - Pedolf Shitler

Everyone needs to bookmark this, because when his day finally comes, you just KNOW that the MAGA cult will try to rip us to shreds for celebrating and "not showing proper respect."

"If you don't eat your Iran, you can't have any Cuba! How can you have any Cuba if you don't eat your Iran?"

NARRATOR: And with that poor choice of words, Lindsey-Belle Butchmeup instantly destroyed years of hard work attempting to improve his masculine image.

Translation: "I never thought the leopards would eat *MY* face!!! 😭😭😭"

"I can abhor the violence that took your life, but I don't have to celebrate how you chose to live." Pastor Howard-John Wesley

Wouldn't AI generating AI for a movie about AI featuring AI characters trigger a deadly recursive feedback loop? 🤔

Imma gonna do my part, you can bet your sweet bippy on that.

seems accurate.

Awww, poor Emperor TACO haz the sadz, and the Slovenian Time Share looks like she'd rather be anywhere else. And Lil' Marco Rubio's barely-tried-to-hide-it bored yawn is 👨🏻‍🍳's 💋.

In other news, the leopard obesity epidemic is causing significant concern in their community. “I’ve tried Ozempic, but there’s so much delicious face to eat,” said Panthera Pardus, local leopard. “I’m just doing my civic duty, please stop fat-shaming me.”

As Tywin Lannister would probably say: "Any man who must say 'I am the President' is no true President."

Phony Stark talks a good game, but when you actually listen to what he's saying, you discover that he's an idiot. He's a dumb person's idea of a smart person, all because he has the gift of making BS sound like wisdom (just like his incoming bought-and-paid-for Puppet President).

Merry Christmas, everyone! www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHio...

That really sucks. As a DoorDash driver, I used to pick up quite a few big orders from my local store. Thanks a lot, vulture capitalists, for sucking dry yet another company and throwing its empty husk on the side of the road as you move on to your next victim. 🤬

"St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store."

Heard a dance version of Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" in a restaurant while picking up food late last night. Words cannot adequately describe how many levels of wrong that was. 😭

ACK!!! THPPPPT!!!

Hate can only survive when it has enemies to feed on. When those are gone, it turns on itself.

Fed up with politics and it's only Tuesday? Here's a picture of my dog Midget, perched on her throne. She's a true mutt, a mix of about a dozen breeds. "Don't pigeonhole me, hoomin!" 😂

Veteran's Day, where we honor the brave men and women who fought for the rights and freedoms that, sadly, this country apparently no longer thinks are worthy enough to fight for.

Finally deactivated my NaziChan account. There are accounts I was following over there that I'm going to miss (Motor City Comic Con, Mark Hamill, The Digital Bits, and a few others), but removing the abuse to my psyche takes precedence. 👍🏻

He is not a normal Republican, @npr.org. He is a fascist. And you are sanewashing him in order to preserve your funding. For this and your past coddling of the right, you deserve to be defunded and disappeared into the dustbin of history.