Wish I had a man purely so he could buy me the Fuecoco Build a Bear for Christmas 😭

Britney’s latest tweet breaks my heart man. Her confidence is in the gutter, best selling celeb memoir of all time and she thinks a rat ex husband is gonna sell more than her. It’s not the 00’s anymore Britney wake up, most of the world has your back now 😭💔

Forgetting my McDonald’s number 5 seconds after ordering oh the poppers got my brain gal

Everyone ripping off the BRAT aesthetic is cringe but also annoying cause these artists weren’t giving Charli collabs a few years ago when she could have benefited from them. To quote Madonna it feels…redundant.

Chromakopia vinyl secured a year later and it has Mother on it 😩😌

Karol G the baddie that you are!

Madison Beer at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 😍 tuned in for her and Karol G 😌

The PS4/Xbox One era Assassin’s Creed games 🔥

Think I’m gonna go Chikorita in Legends Z-A I’m such a Johto stan and I always go fire and occasionally water 😌

I never believed the Bradley Cooper gay rumours till he got his facelift. Man wasn’t born with gay face so the surgeon gave him one 😭

And if I told you I’ve been keeping it 💯 on the land, the sea, the sky what then?

Forgot that in old AC games you can’t crouch lolol

Forgot how shite the Sinnoh dex is 😭

The link between pokemon childhood and gay adult needs to be studied

So excited to play Echoes of Wisdom with no lagging, it put me off 😌

25 story posts at a concert is diabolical. Watch the show 😭

These Pokemon leaks are wild 😭

Switch 2 and Pokemon coming on Saturday 😌 think what I’m most excited for is the OG Switch game upgrades 🤣

I will say some of the criticism of Taylor Swift has gone too far or is just plain inaccurate. Sure she could do more politically but so could every single one of her A list peers?

Do I buy the new Pokemon game or do I wait until January when I’m gonna buy a Switch 2 😭 it’s probs worth waiting cause Violet kinda scunnered me.

We live in a world where Cardi B has seen the price of rent and is apologising for asking fans to buy her album and telling people to take their PrEP no I love her, the most down to earth celeb!

I am not ready for the Marge’s voice discourse when The Simpsons Movie 2 comes out!

Swifties are spiralling on TikTok cause they’ve realised the thing they’ve based their entire personality on isn’t viewed as interesting by anyone outside their fandom 😭

Haaate being a fan of an artist these days cause it’s like do you buy the vinyl? Or will there be a version on the website with an exclusive track? Or will there be a deluxe in 3 months with more songs and will the original vinyl even have all the songs anyway. The industry is messy.

I feel so positive about 2026, new job in January and no more studying. Time to lock in, surpass my 2022 physical peak and get out of the UK. It’s all falling into place 🥹😌

Hooyah Navy!

Someone come to All Points East next summer with me 😭

Apple are insane, I posted my Beats on Monday cause there was a static sound coming out of one earcup, today a brand new pair came and I don’t even have AppleCare on them 😌

Betting everything on Cloud Gaming is actually insane. It runs poorly at my home WiFi and even at most hotels I go to unless it’s ridiculously high speed WiFi and even then it’s not always guaranteed and I use it on a M4 iPad Pro so it’s not my device lol.

The Taylor album has been out five days and she’s so far got 30 variants, she’s now challenging Michael Jackson for the biggest first week sales globally of all time 🤣😭

See when you really think about it the greatest popstar of all time UK and Europe wise is Kylie Minogue cause what do you mean she debuted in 1988 and can still clear a number 1 album with ease in 2025, that’s insane.

Katy Perry play By The Grace of God tonight I beg!

The best pop albums of the year from the girls are Karol G’s Tropicoqueta (if you don’t listen to Latin music just take my word for it) Tate McRae’s So Close To What, Gaga’s Mayhem and Ariana’s ES Deluxe 🙂‍↕️

Going to see Katy Perry tonight and idk what to expect but it’s for teenage me who was obsessed with her.

The Fate of Ophelia bout to be my most streamed song of the month. She did her big one!

We ain’t even buying the next Xbox unless it’s a prebuilt gaming PC loool we so done.

You slag off a gay person and they always come at you with the internalised homophobia crap 😭

Hope the rumoured Final Fantasy 9 remake is similar in style to Visions of Mana 🙂‍↕️

Does anyone know if you get a replacement product from Apple that doesn’t have AppleCare can I add AppleCare on to the new one when it comes?

That Swiftologist needs to go live with Andrew Tate for a week to even him out I’m so sorry

It’s actually pathetic how much Taylor Swift wants that Adele record, she’s fully planned the entire release just to take it calculating how many versions of each variant she needs to sell 😭

I’m crying a guy I slept with last night is sitting next to me on the bus what’s the chances 😭

I think Ruin The Friendship is the best song on TLOAS and the best production is the chorus of CANCELLED!

‘If 1989 was released today you’d hate it you just hate Taylor’ listen she released it again less than two years ago and nobody hated it or denied it’s a great album stfu 😭

This Taylor album is being slaaaaaated on Twitter even by her fans omds they’re tired 😭

Someone buy me Digimon Story: Time Stranger 🙂‍↔️

Credit where it’s due I really like that Taylor Swift is doing radio interviews and Graham Norton, I’m old I like a whole press tour during release week and she does have the star power to sit at home and do nothing.

When they bring out the ‘you’re miserable’ for having criticism of an album no I’m sorry these people would push their gran off a cliff if she told them to.

Digimon RPG looks sooo good

Sorry I fucking howled when she randomly brought up Real Madrid? She just be chatting the most shite atp in her career 🤣😭