Live your life in such a way that when you die, quiet people come out of the woodwork to testify to how incredibly kind you were. Be like Anthony Head & Luke Perry.

Fantastic pop, fantastic abs on Vix #totp

Neneh. Suddenly everything's a lot cooler #totp

Woo! Yeah! #totp

Natalie starts at 8 and ratchets up each verse going way beyond 11 and off the scale #totp

Even the 80s sax on this Sinetta record is awful #totp

Unnecessary cover klaxon #totp

Shouty Anthea #totp

Blondie avoiding sheppards bush for the Top Pop studio and a lot of dry ice #totp

Errol and co making nuclear armageddon sound sexy #totp

Approving of all the Chas and Dave love #totp

This weeks peak erection section tune #totp

Great song with an unfortunate "language of its time" moment #totp

Burns is currently spinning 10000rpm #totp

Kerry era kitten #totp

When he's not flogging takeaways #totp

The studios suddenly become drafty again #totp

J not OK #totp

That phone on the screen still has 50% battery 27 years later #totp

a bop of its time I've not heard since 99 #totp

Also fuck her money leaching family and bobby brown #totp

Determined to get their moneys worth from that Whitney recording sesh #totp .

Saving the worst till last #totp

Fart in your kitchen klaxon #totp

How did Bob and Midge not get that comedy show commissioned #totp

Coast to coast had another go!?! #totp

Melody *clap* singles *clap* were *clap* hell #totp

Knocking you over with its musical energy #totp

Some classic erection section #totp

Sure someone will point out that Simon Bates was in his 20s here. I refuse to believe it, he was born 47 and always will be #totp

Square in the rockabilly revival #totp

Best song of the hour at the end #totp

Texas with their bland stuff #totp

Shit forgot about this #totp

OK Justine left you. We get it #totp

The sort of ballad tripe we were told Whitney had moved on from #totp

We cross to Robbies dressing room #totp

Wondering what Robbie is on here #totp

Even if you get prince in the studio, have some quality control #totp

Hurry up and... finish #totp

Winner of the worst millennial cash in #totp

She'll catch her death #totp

Some pop gold amongst the duds same as every week. Lets go again next Friday #totp

I've never seen Mermaids #totp

Seem to remember lots of people needing a stern talking to from the horney police when Lorraine appears #totp

Yay more Kate Pierson #totp

Simple Minds for the Q reading dads #totp

No thanks I'm washing my hair #totp

Forgotten T'pau, not undervedly, #totp

*delivers poignant monologue to Marlene* #totp