I’m at Penn station and there was a musician playing a jazz version of Dido’s ‘Thank You’ (sampled by Eminem in ‘Stan’), which was good enough that I tipped him, which was the second time ever I tipped a subway station musician.

Curtis Granderson is good at this.

Gravitational pull'll have you makin' a fool Out of yourself on the dance floor Doin' back spins, runnin' man and more Party down with vigor and candor

John Smoltz’s broadcasting style is similar to the inane rambling of Gary Busey’s character during the mound visit in Rookie of the Year.

Over the past few years, I’ve received 10-ish inquiries about these from clients, wealth managers, accountants, lawyers, etc., and the extent to which they do not exist cannot be understated. The fact that people bought these is confusing. The “opinion” alone (linked in the article) is baffling.

Monster mail day.

Audioslave albums ranked: 1. The first one 2. The second one 3. The third one

It’s hard to take someone seriously when they want to correct your usage/syntax, but they pronounce “et cetera” incorrectly and don’t know how to use a semi-colon.

Live look at defensive players after committing obvious pass interference

There is no rule that’s dumber than the football covered/uncovered rule. I do not understand why it exists.

Baseball game now

Wu-Tang is for the children.

Cute that a player on the colts is complaining about this. www.indystar.com/story/sports...

That was some rough officiating

Manhattan at night

Portland has less crime than Tallahassee.

Current status:

Jonathan Kuminga got $48.5 million over two years.

Episode 36: Grouping for 469 purposes? What about 199A? 465?

It’s both a positive and negative that I’ll get to/have to explain to relatives and family friends that they’re no longer the target demographic. Poor baby boomers it’s not about them anymore and they might actually realize it. [Narrator: They’ll never realize it.]

Still not sure how I feel about Bad Bunny. Hopefully he’ll put on a good show.

I remain unconvinced that Cris Collinsworth knows the rules of football.

I just added $0.71 of stuff to my cart and the shipping went from $6.99 to $0.00.

I tried to take a picture of Aaron Judge swinging. I took the picture too early… and he hit a home run. 🤷‍♂️

Oh good Huascar Brazoban, said no one ever.

Darko Milicic has appeared in 16 more NBA games than Joel Embiid. If you include college and international, Darko Milicic has appeared in 41 more.

Monster mail day. Opening day foil, 2017 national, two refractors, double game used relic, and a short print variation.

She represented insurance companies. Aight.

lulz

My wife tells me my texts aren’t sufficiently enthusiastic.

Nicole Briscoe is wearing a jacket that is a combination of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and a priest.

Maybe Russell Wilson isn’t good enough to be a starting QB in the NFL

Welll, in their defense they did a great job with MySpace.

Also, it fascinates me that humans created lemons. We literally cross-breezed until we got it.

It fascinates me that Pablo Picasso was alive when Charles Darwin was alive… and when Eminem was alive.

They determined that only Epstein was involved in this too. What’s the big deal?

After an intense technical call, I take a breather and look at baseball cards. Here are some 1994 Upper Deck Ken Griffey, Jr. cards. The cool ones are the western region ones (top right, bottom right) and the promotional one (middle right). The total value on this page is about $10, maybe $15.

Gigantic TOOTBLAN in Queens by the Padres. Paging @keithlaw.bsky.social.

Maybe Blake Treinen should worry about out making his pitching great again.

Come for the discussion of installment sales, stick around for the best/worst AI remix of my podcast music at the end of the

The espn Sunday night baseball broadcast is such pain

Lindor’s baseball IQ is ridiculously high

The home plate umpire in the Rangers-Mets game is having a really bad game.

You either have to take postgrad courses or effectively have two majors to take the required courses. Good point, person who drops into someone’s mentions but doesn’t let you reply back. ✌️

Got a fax from the IRS EIN group at 9:43pm EDT. Unless they’re in Hawaii, someone is working overtime. Great job firing people to pay for overtime.

John Smoltz’s ability to say what just happened and never why, coupled with the extent to which he holds current players in overtime disdain, makes him entirely intolerable to an extent previously inconceivable.

Okay now do the occupation tax.

Monster mail day.

New York, dusk.