my husband is doing fantasy baseball for the first time. he does not follow baseball. his team is run entirely by our 10yo neighbor, who gets a split of his winnings if she helps my husband defeat the rest of the league. they’re in 1st place! but now, a problem: today she left for sleepaway camp

Apparently, my Mom can write a 137-page opinion in less time than it takes for me to write a 1,000-word book review.

Today at the archives, I found a document revealing that my old friend @drjohnaeharris.bsky.social was imprisoned because he was “wholly unable” to pay a $5 fine for assault and battery. It also seems that John is over 200-years-old (which I suspected all along).

You do realize that all of us populating one social media platform would make it easier for them to find us one day, right?