The backup dancer tigers can beat me up 🙃

Both pictures were taken this past weekend. Joe looks pretty good for someone battling pancreatic cancer. The other one…well…he might need a new pair of pants….

I dragged my wife to wicked for good and zootopia 2. I’m now contractually obligated to take her to see project Hail Mary.

I would like to thank Shopify for announcing my wife’s Christmas present shipped on every device I own thus spoiling the surprise for her

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Wife: it may sound morbid but I’m glad all of your family is dead so we don’t have to endure thanksgiving with them. Me: oh no I’m fucking glad too.

You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you. Yeah, he would

the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 Hope Test …Anal I’m in for another rollercoaster of a year. o_o

I’m pretty sure the turkeys Trump pardoned are either sexual predators or gave him a large sum of money at one point.

Me: hey hon guess what! Wife: what? Me: I canceled our plans for Disney next year! Wife: *glare* Me: and instead we’re going to Me. Beast Land! =D …what are your printing? Wife: divorce papers…

Wow guys Doge did such a great job destroying the government they got to call it quits eight months ahead of schedule! =D

“Did you know that the shoes Dorothy wears in wicked for good are Elphaba’s sisters?” …you did actually watch the fucking movie right? Not even wicked did you even watch the wizard of oz?

I saw a life hack that you can shred chicken with a hand mixer. Much to my chagrin my mixer is made by black and decker and the lowest setting is powerful enough to mix concrete so now my kitchen has bits buffalo pulled chicken everywhere.

Well my knees acting up. Guess that means winter is here. I get to be one of those old guys whose old injuries predict the weather! =D

a movie that takes place where you're from

Can anyone recommend a Bluetooth headset that can easily switch between devices? My AirPods work fine for my personal devices but I need to add in my work laptop to the mix. And I need something with more noise cancellation >_>

Hmm I wonder if A Gatherer’s Adventure in Isekai is any good? *10 minute later* We have a dragon daddy in the first episode! We’re good!

It’s official! I can o my stand to look at myself in the mirror while wearing my fursuit head.

Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism.

Omg what’s this? A link to some kind of alt account? >_> @jfpaws.bsky.social

Why is MFF on my calendar? Oh well guess I have to go now instead of deleting the event.

Omg what’s this? A link to some kind of alt account? >_> @jfpaws.bsky.social

Bandits always happy to lend a helping paw to help his best mate get off! If you're interested feel free to throw a DM my way! Reposts appreciated thankyouu! 😌🌟

Alternate account where I post nothing but pics of my IRL paws. Thoughts?

Who pushed a new os image to my laptop during business hours?!

Had to switch our cat to a slow feeder. He looks at me like I’m the fucking devil now.

“You’re such a beta!” Excuse me! The term is submissive and breedable!

“Can we be friends?” Please fill out this questionnaire for review. State your views on the LGBTQIA+ community. Don’t align with the political views of the far right? Do you align with the political views of Germany circa 1930 - 1945? Do you want to fuck animals? Do you abuse animals?

Whelp, time to see how many of our vendors use Cloudflare.

Not FA and e261 you fucking bastards!

Just imagine IMAGINE! If Joe Biden or Barack Obama said this. And I thought I couldn’t think less of this pathetic piece of shit. www.reddit.com/r/politics/s...

Fucking Hell! Welcome to Derry goes WAY harder than the movies!

Yeah no, go fuck yourself bitch. time.com/7334322/marj...

So let me just try to verify this again. You voted for someone who is known for lying and scamming people. Now you’re all shocked that he lied to and scammed all of you? No, no compassion and understanding for you.

I DIY’d one of those new iPhone socks. Saved myself $200! =D

Opening that pharmacy and a customer comes up when the shutter isn’t even half open. CS: pickup Me: ….good morning how can I help you? CS: my doc just called in a subscription (that’s how he said it) Me: ok we’re just opening let me see what we have

Who’s putting AI furry thirst traps on my instagram feed!?

I want him to die. Fuck karma he needs to stop existing.

I don’t trust politicians it matter their party, period. I’ll believe it when the files are plastered all over the internet.

Me: I e submitted SR 1234 to Cerner for this issue. User: Can you give me the SR number for my records? Me: ….

My handpaw went to the right address it is not lost.. My handpaw went to the right address it is not lost.. My handpaw went to the right address it is not lost.. Really wish someone would prescribe me something for my constant anxiety…and OCD. A weighted blanket can only do so much!

“People just don’t want to see an ex-convict on a righteous path!” Wes, you assaulted someone with a dumbbell. How is that righteous?

Wow beta be like “Champion Azeroth needs your aide!” Me: yeah yeah I’m gonna go decorate my house Azeroth be damned.

Christ I can land an A380 on that forehead. Anyone have an A380? For…science…and stuff…>_>

I’m scared…

I want to scream at so many people right now.

You try to help people but you just get shit on. That is how a good person turns into an asshole.

Why actually try to fix a problem when you can just sit and bitch about and hoping that will fix it. 🙃

Ive come to the conclusion that my experience and input is not being taken seriously so I just won’t help anyone anymore. 🙃

Really starting to think that Presidential pardons should not exist anymore.