Photo apps on phones should have a "Show and lock screen" option, keeping the screen on, but locked, so a friend (or maybe a police officer) can review and hand it back without having to worry about the person doing unauthorized things with an unlocked phone.

Nerdy Mark, can you find for me Someone with the right security I need someone to count the centrifuges Someone who can handle all the refugees And all of the Iranian uranium Iranian uranium Iranian uranium Iranian uranium

Replaced my morning fiber routine with a 6-pack of probiotic Pepsi cuz Metamucil is GROSS I kid, I swaller a handful of capsules. It's the way.

Took this last night. Ugh! 11 years ago I traded my supercharged V8 for a turbocharged 3 cylinder and it’s basically paid for itself by now with the savings. Handing down to a teenager in a couple years when he starts to drive and then I’ll finally get a big boy EV.

Not a great start but my excuse was the dentist was that day.

I laughed, in her face, when the suggestion was made.

Orange Mocha Frappuccino!!! From the archives... May 6, 2016 on Facebook:

A post-internet zero-AI social video site where there are no new videos, only old videos curated by elder millennials by clicking “I’ve seen this on the old internet”

'We choose to be yellow' - Pacifico's new slogan that hits different when you imagine someone with liver failure or a Minion having an existential crisis. BANANA!

AI sales person: 'I BELIEVE IN THIS PRODUCT', holds up lotion

I kno my seo

My brand new one is gas. To do electric the size I want I would have to put it in a shed. The new hybrid ones are tall and won't fit in the basement.

Surprised I didn't hear this last night - The view out my front door is that part of the freeway.

🌤️ San Jose Weather: 53°F, Patchy Fog. Wind: 1 mph N. Wednesday: 75°F, Patchy Fog then Mostly Sunny. Wednesday Night: 49°F, Partly Cloudy then Patchy Fog. #SanJose #Weather

I did. It's not Grogu though - that wasn't established yet. It's named "The Child"

From the archives... May 4, 2016 on Facebook: I'm dead, B.

📝 New Blog Post: Split Horizon CTF: Joining a Kubernetes Pod Overlay from Outside

🌤️ San Jose Weather: 67°F, Patchy Fog then Partly Sunny. Wind: 2 to 9 mph SW. Tonight: 50°F, Chance Light Rain. Tuesday: 67°F, Patchy Fog then Mostly Cloudy. #SanJose #Weather

Can't wait for the PC port. Not a controller player so I will skip the console releases.

Love getting updates from E*Trade that don't handle special characters properly like "AT&T INC (T)" I feel the web dev's pain but maybe test these things a little more :)

67 My current streak is actually 68 :) From the archives... May 3, 2024 on Twitter: Wordle 1,050 5/6*

Happy Sunday From the archives... May 2, 2020 on Twitter:

I wish there was a smaller Pokemon Go Plus - Form factor hasn't changed in 8 years. From the archives... May 1, 2018 on Instagram: #fellowkids

Moon thru my fancy binocs didn’t capture well 🤣

🔐 New Cloud Security Championship Challenge Detected! Split Horizon https://cloudsecuritychampionship.com/challenge/11

☄️ NASA Skyfall Alert: Fireball over Vancouver Island (04/29/2026). Speed: 29.5 km/s (65,990 mph). Altitude: 90.6–62.0 km (56–39 mi). #meteor #fireball #NASA

Vote with your wallet, my friends.

🌤️ San Jose Weather: 77°F, Patchy Fog then Sunny. Wind: 1 to 10 mph SSW. Tonight: 47°F, Mostly Clear then Patchy Fog. Thursday: 79°F, Patchy Fog then Sunny. #SanJose #Weather

Ten years ago I posted this From the archives... Apr 28, 2016 on Facebook: That's ten! Smack smack smack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLP9mbCuhJc

SO MANY EMPTY SEATS LOL I hope they cancel it because Bert sucks

Yeah man get yourself some big ass fans. At speed 1 these leisurely make a nice breeze. From the archives... Apr 27, 2018 on Facebook: Summer isn’t gonna be so bad this year.

From the archives... Apr 27, 2018 on Facebook: Spotted out front. I guess it’s time to move.

Ka-chow! From the archives... Apr 27, 2018 on Facebook: This was fun

Adorable little ESP-32 CAM boards. There’s an antenna in there too. Thinking of making little video streamers that I can plug into OBS.

Punch it Chewie!

Chip bag clips And for coffee bags bc the tape never is sticky long enough.

Oh we're making screensavers now?

Pretty bird

Looks good on the wall

Not unbeatable but very rude 😎

Happy Friday!

🌤️ San Jose Weather: 47°F, Patchy Fog. Wind: 2 mph W. Friday: 71°F, Patchy Fog then Mostly Sunny. Friday Night: 48°F, Partly Cloudy. #SanJose #Weather

Good

From the archives... Apr 23, 2019 on Instagram: I read that going barefoot increases shiny chances. Whatever it takes. #pokemongo

From the archives... Apr 23, 2020 on Twitter: Jazz Solo XP #NeuralStyleTransfer #NeuralNetworks #WindowsXP #90s https://t.co/jwnhSPNPQw

I miss this guy From the archives... Apr 23, 2022 on Instagram: This old guy is still hanging on. He's been having extra problems lately.

Skipping Expedition 33 as the people who endlessly gush about it are super annoying and I'll probably end up joining them if I do.

Finished watching 11.22.63 last night. Fun idea, but why James Franco? It should have been a movie instead of a series. Last few episodes were only watched because I was committed to finish it. Predictable with plot holes.

Hockey stick week. I've been rejecting calls all morning.

From the archives... Apr 22, 2018 on Instagram: This almost flies. Have some PID tuning to do, the motors are a lot stronger than my last one and I still want to fly inside but have versatility to go out in the wind.