making a puppygirl make a decision is basically animal cruelty. remove your local puppy's ability to think for itself today!

my programming class today was on. responsibilities of ownership. was laughing internally the whole time. ,,,i think i need to be taught more about. ownership and how being owned works. for science. wruf.

taps a mountain and casts this, targeting you

how does a puppy dm new people or open dms from new pppl without turning into a scared anxious little puppy dog i wanna talk to cool ppl more but. scary. literally a frightened mess when people start talking to puppy ...and some people capitalize on the opportunity and are mean to scared puppy... 😵‍💫

i feel like i need to develop more mental resistance to be more interesting prey but unless im feeling evil or especially bratty i just fold if any girl *tells* me firmly or meanly to do something, its not even conscious, its just. puppy.

got into an argument with a friend about whether or not petting is sex (it isn't) asked a friend to back me up and they said "petting isn't sex. heavy petting is though" ...what does that mean about my desire to lay in everyone's laps and get scritched and caringly pet

does anyone else have a prey-o-meter like, im a fucking pathetic puppydog but if i can smell that someones is weak and has exploitable buttons, something takes over me i used to be the dom of a group just because they were all so easy girls SHOULD have exploitable weaknesses

was promised a collar for christmas and then never received it and it kept being on the way til we eventually stopped talking and i lost my old one agony where does a puppygal get a good one these days or does it only count if someone gets it for you

puppy wishes it could spend valentines brainless for a pretty girl, sigh the best present you can possibly get a sub is taking its brain away like it truly needs

i miss being the bullybait of a group i need to figure out how to activate people's prey drives more

paws at you. yes you reading this. im pawing at you. wruf. 🐾

woof woof, wruf arf wruf wruf, bark bark. arf, arf grrrr ruff! woof arf bark. wruf wruf? bark.

did poorly at the magic pawper tourney... fuck my stupid puppy life

at first i was like yay puppygirl fun to be called puppy now i literally can't turn it off, if anyone commands me or talks down to me i go puppy its so over, it's going to be pretty ruff for me

need to figure out how to talk to people on here but it's scary mostly people dm me and then i get incredibly startled ...god forbid a puppy be startleable (if someone surprises me at all i yelp loudly)

every time im prevented from doing things i say god forbid women do anything to the point people auto complete it for me jokes on them im actually more puppy than woman

physically jumped out of a chair when someone talked about yuri sapphic yearning levels dangerously high

got tormented today with thrown balls and squeaky toys. world is cruel for puppy. why are people so shocked when i instinctively react doglike to things they should know better by now lmao

...there's no other explanation for *gestures to self* this

its a ruff world out there :(

nobody believes me when i say that my desire for a comfy enclosed space is for autism reasons and not a yearning to be put in a dog kennel, hrmph

just because spiritually im in a soggy cardboard box on the side of the road that says free pet doesn't mean anything, hrmph

me and a puppygirl oomfie i met thru mtg have both been getting into the pauper format recently ...and we both call it pawper every single time

being a dog is like being a woman. it is all at once an interiority, a set of behaviors i perform, it's the reframing and reclamation of the life I've lived and the life I'm going to continue to live everyday. its the decision to save myself and live. i love being a dog

out with gender neutral “dude” in with gender neutral “dog”

puppy got hypnotized for world hypnosis day,,, woof,,, 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 did *not* believe it was a real thing that works until recently glad to be proven wrong

me scrolling bluesky

this is what my pfp is from dynasty-scans.com/chapters/ill... mean maid x pathetic puppygirl she's so me we need more pathetic puppygirl representation in media

me actually i need to get a collar that says emotional support animal

i wish i had the confidence to publicly post photos of me on here cause im actually so fucking hot it's unreal but if anyone ever associated me irl with the freak shit I like I would. explode. my beauty shall be contained to not explode people's minds

it's nice to finally have an account that nobody i know follows me on so i can be a weird replygirling freak

i need injections and my 200 mg prog to make my c cups be d cups nowwwwww (<- started injections instead of pills a month ago) listen puppygirls shouldn't have to be patient it's fucked up

new year's resolutions - get leashed learn to bark better become more agreeable to evil women's schemes

Happy New Yuri! Kick off the new year the right way and look up "touhou girls making out sloppy" on your search engine of choice!

seeing this as targeted advertising sent me like yes ad companies i do love evil and cruel women but ive already had my brain rewritten by of the devil lol, best game i played all year, they weren't lying with the toxic yuri descriptor i need the heartbreak killer to-

god, need someone doodled me like this once and aaaa

they need to make more puppygirl manga it's always peak fiction need tbh

this account will probably bounce between rambling about my interests and puppy posting things I like: manga comics gamedev mtg photography yuri!!!! (I've read more than most imagine possible) you can refer to me as puppy or pup my dms are open if you wanna yap about anything :3

i need to figure out how to train myself out of my innate bratty tendencies because they keep getting in the way of being a good dog that or find someone to train them out of me

goodnight sleep tight let the puppygirls bite

if you have the right crowd, it can be really nice to out yourself as a puppygirl. being a weird little freak is kinda normalized among my peers, so after a friend went full cat girl I said fuck it we ball. now people just casually acknowledge me as a doggirl and it's so freeing

Literally me..