🔴 I hear his assigned Secret Service codename is "Sleeping Beauty."

🔴 Courage. Integrity. Human rights. Rule of Law. Unity. Decency. These terms are synonymous with Canada. Prime Minister Carney will always uphold these values. 🍁 Meanwhile, that other guy congratulated Trump for breaking international laws, and has no security clearance. #LeadershipMatters

🔴 😂😂😂 This weak attempt at reverse psychology by the Conservative MP from Oklahoma, is hilarious! 🙂 The Conservatives are DESPERATE for an election so that they can have any relevance in Canadian politics and decision-making, especially in light of the chaos and ... substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔴 I don't understand... If what you're doing is legitimate law enforcement on behalf of the American people, why must you cover your face and hide your identity? 🤔 Shouldn't you be proud? Nah - you know what you're doing is wrong, and CRUEL and unusual ... as part of Trump's modern Gestapo... 😌

🔴 😂😂 I think it's clear at this point that Nate will be running for Provincial Liberal Party Leader... 🔥 ✅

🔴 Yep. #NeverPoilievre

🔴 There’s a card game we used to play a lot when I was young. It’s called “crazy eights” - and we loved it! The aim of the game is to shed all your cards. The first to shed all their cards (has none left) wins. In Crazy Eights the JOKER is a powerful wild card... substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🧵 1/2 🔴 Let's be honest. Because it's high time, Canada... Can any thinking human REALLY imagine Poilievre in rooms like this? 🤷🏻‍♂️ ▪️ On the global stage? ▪️ Earning respect through leadership? ▪️ Collaborating and exchanging useful, effective ideas with others?

🔴 Tonight I had an epiphany. As I was taking an evening walk earlier, the air was crisp and biting, and my breath formed small delicate clouds that danced and vanished in the twilight... The entire landscape lay under a pristine blanket of snow. ❄️ My footsteps... open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

If he wants to commit suicide, let him

🧵 1/3 🔴 Please, tell me ... What American President DELIBERATELY makes enemies of pretty much the entire Middle East, Africa, Asia, Australasia, Europe and South America? 👀 And now makes enemies of his country's neighbours and long-time allies, Mexico and Canada as well?? What possible upside...

🔴 2026... And guess what? Nothing's changed. 😌 No positive values. No honesty. No professionalism. No clue. No ability to lead a nation. No ability to work with others. No executive experience. No leadership skills. No respect. No maturity. No security clearance. #LeadershipMatters

🔴 Here now, the aspiring Viceroy of the 51st State, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre, committing political suicide by publicly extolling his hero and mentor, Donald Trump ... Who as we speak is undergoing an all-out effort to DESTROY the Canadian economy ... open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🧵 1/2 🔴 WOW... President Zelenskyy has appointed our own renowned Canadian, former Deputy Prime Minister & Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland, as his Advisor on Economic Development. 🙌🏼 Listen, this prestigious appointment is a powerful testament to the exceptional expertise and global reputation

Nothing like playing to your base and thereby making your party unelectable in a general election. Poilievre has terrible instincts, lacks sound judgement, cannot read the room, and needs to lose the upcoming leadership review. If you’re attending the convention, understand the assignment!

🔴 I'll say it till I'm blue in the face: the mental underling, Poilievre, is severely UNFIT to be Prime Minister of a great country such as Canada. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Fortunately, Canadian voters know it too.

🔴 But why is it that all of Pierre Poilievre's CLOSEST social media allies and influencers are pitiable drama queens who hate Canada? Is it just coincidence? 🤔

🔴 So, ok ... Let's say I live in a certain neighbourhood. And in that same neighbourhood also lives a vile, detestable man who severely mistreats his partner, their 3 kids, and the family dog. If I decide to go to his house, abduct him, and detain him ... open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🔴 Whenever they read a statement from the Prime Minister that is beyond their understanding, rather than reach for a dictionary or thesaurus, they yell "word salad", and continue to mire leisurely in the warm cocoon of ignorance... 🙂

🔴 There are some (mainly conservatives) who are saying that Canada’s oil and gas industry is now worthless because our primary market is the USA, and America apparently now has unlimited oil supply from Trump’s new colony of Venezuela... If you really believe ... open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🔴 When your country has a LEADER, not a grifting miscreant... ✅ 🍁 Thank you Prime Minister Carney for tactfully and diplomatically sending a clear message ... to whom it may concern 👍🏼: “Canada has long supported a peaceful, negotiated, and Venezuelan-led transition... substack.com/profile/3065...

🔴 Yep - right on cue. ⏱️ Donald Trump's MAGA representative in the Canadian Parliament, The Honourable MP for Oklahoma, Michelle Rempel Garner, coming out quickly with ALL THE SPIN, in favour and defence of her masters... 😌 If only she represented Canadians so passionately, eh?

🔴 TRUMP: “We’re going to run the country (Venezuela) until such time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition.” (In the meantime we’ll take control of the oil.) I have four initial thoughts: 1. Maduro is a bad guy - absolutely. But there are PLENTY... open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🔴 The dishonourable MP from Oklahoma, Rempel-Garner, has deviously calculated that for the Conservatives to have ANY chance at winning any future elections, they have to have a Bogeyman they can turn Canadians against. 👻 Last time it was Trudeau. But he is no ... open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🔴 “I overhead some of your MPs saying they are planning to cross over to the Liberals soon. They waited because they just wanted a peaceful Christmas at home, but now it's go time.”

🔴 I agree. 🙂 There were many BIG political stories in 2025 but among the biggest was Bruce Fanjoy's toppling of Conservative Leader, Pierre Poilievre, from his Carleton seat. An epic story of hard work, authenticity and honest conversations DEFEATING arrogance, dismissiveness and dereliction.

🧵 1/2 🔴 If Pierre Poilievre survives his Leadership Review, I STRONGLY suspect we will see another $3 Million makeover. 💅🏻🤳🏻 His current overhaul was designed so that he could be: “as good looking as Trudeau”. His next makeover will, no doubt, be to: “match the maturity and wisdom of Mark Carney”.

🧵 1/3 🔴 Prime Minister Carney’s AWESOME video here 👇🏼 📽️, looking back at the events of 2025, was able to showcase his playful humour, and I love it! 🙂 So proud to be a Canadian, and to have a PM who represents our character and best aspirations. ✅🍁 Happy New Year to you all Canada! 🎉 Thank ...

🧵 1/2 🔴 As we go into 2026 Canadians will confidently know that Prime Minister Carney is fully committed, fully focused, and fully on Team Canada – ALL THE WAY to a prosperous future, for everyone. 🚀 ✅ 🍁 Meanwhile - that OTHER guy is on, Team ... Trump? Truck Convoy? Alberta Separatists?

🔴 WONDERFUL to see that Rick Mercer still has the magic! In his recent special, his roasting of Pierre Poilievre was EPIC. 🤣🤣 👌🏼 🔳 “He wouldn’t leave the house. He became a squatter. Except, like ... a squatter with a nanny and a chef. That WE pay for! I don’t ... substack.com/profile/3065...

🧵 1/2 🔴 Our great friend and former Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, will be featured on '22 Minutes' this Wednesday (New Year's Eve). 🙂 👍🏼 Looking young and refreshed, his STERLING sense of humour and comedic talent will once more be on display. ✅ No doubt ...

🧵 1/2 🔴 Umm... 🙂 Listen, when your main political rival (and incumbent Prime Minister) is the only person in HISTORY to be appointed Bank Governor of two different G7 countries ... braggadociously reminding people that the only job YOU'VE had prior to entering politics ...

🧵 1/2 🔴 In 2026 I will no longer be indulging in social media skirmishes with individuals who have NEVER possessed a passport (lookin' at you, Maple-MAGA). At some point one must reluctantly cede to the reality that one will likely NEVER be able to talk sense into ...

🔴 Dear Canada, I once told you about the time where many years ago as a young man, I volunteered at a wildlife reserve in Africa. I mentioned that it was at THAT time that I learned about this peculiar phenomenon in the African wild, concerning the wildebeest ... substack.com/profile/3065...

🔴 It is a cruel joke on ONESELF to be a crazed, right-wing politician and hate-monger in a western democracy. Why? I mean, a pertinent example is what we’re seeing with our own neighbour, the USA. This is the cycle of FIENDS: ◾️ 1. You attain power ◾️ 2. You ... open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🔴 An accurate summary - of Trump's 2ND term so far...

🔴 Belated Happy Birthday to former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who turned 54 yesterday, on Christmas day. 🎂 🎈 Wishing him many happy returns and a fantastic year ahead! I'm reposting this tribute video I made some time ago, in honour of his auspicious day. ✅ substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔴 This 'Transport Canada' Christmas AD that featured then Transport Minister, Omar Alghabra, is still a CLASSIC. 🎄🙂 (*Trigger warning for Maple-MAGAs: Justin Trudeau appears in this clip.)

🔴 In a just world, this ONE 👇🏼 should be spending Christmas in prison. He is unrepentant. 😑

🔴 Another POWERFUL cartoon by Michael de Adder that brilliantly, albeit uncomfortably, sums up 2025 in Trump's USA.

🔴 Thank you, Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) for your service, and all that you do. Merry Christmas. 🍁

🔴 Merry Christmas, Prime Minister. 🎄 To you all, especially Nico. 🙂

🧵 1/2 🔴 My only wish for Christmas this year, was to float into Christmas Eve atop a cloud of conservative ire... ☁️ I believe that over the last week, I have gathered MORE than enough vexation to construct the desired cloud. Tomorrow I shall ...

🧵 1/2 🔴 People ... please, please stay away from drugs. Lest you one day find yourself sitting on a televised stage, as a beautiful black woman and immigrant, saying that the vile administration rounding up and abducting people of colour from ...

🔳 MAPLE-MAGA 🍁 🗣️ “Make a deal with them! Give them whatever they want!” 🔳 MEANWHILE, 'THEM' : “We no longer recognize other religions, and overt White Nationalism is also back in style, baby!” 🎬 1.

🧵 1/2 🔴 Thank you, PM. Responsible leaders know that there is no "Planet B" and this planet is the ONLY home we have. Despite senseless denials we are experiencing more and more record-breaking extreme weather events, flooding and forest fires...

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🔴 Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre seen here hugging his Deputy Leader after he finally managed to convince her NOT to cross the floor to join Carney’s Liberals. Incidentally, this is also the first known image of him showing any affection towards a fellow Conservative.

🔳 FACTORY OWNER: “I know it’s only 10am but after the tour of our plant do you want to come on back over to my office and have a QUICK, cheeky little shot of whiskey to warm the bones, while we chat further? 🥃” 🔳 PIERRE: “I’ve already had a whole bottle earlier. Why not?”

🔴 Just look at this one. 👀⬇️ The most useless, ass-kissing, Conservative MAGA-tron and misinformation merchant in Canada, talking about how OTHER journalists are not good at their jobs?? 🤔 Take a look in the mirror, pal. Your arrogance is unmerited. You are a maestro of drivel. 😌