🔴 Dear Canada, Listen... If you are an MP. But are unable to separate your work life from your personal life. And so you invite Pierre to help organize your birthday. Including the birthday cake. And THIS is the result. ⬇️ And you see no problem with it. You just, MAYBE, might need to get a life.

🔴 TRUTH. ✅ 🔥🔥 “Earlier this year when the leader of the Conservative Party lost his job, he didn’t lose his HOUSE. That’s because he lives in government subsidized non-market housing. But every time he’s had a chance to VOTE for government subsidized non-market housing he votes against it!”

🧵 1/3 🔴 Happy Friday, my friends. Just a quick reminder that THIS ONE ⬇️, Poilievre, was dumped by the voters of his long-time riding. The constituents gave him the BOOT for failure to perform - 21 years in parliament, with ZERO achievements... 👎🏼 0⃣ Then ...

🧵 1/2 🔴 Prime Minister Mark Carney, is a good guy. 🙂 He LOVES Canada, is an experienced leader and an intelligent strategist, who is greatly RESPECTED the world over. He has been laying the table for Canada to LAUNCH a new, diversified and booming economy, and he will deliver on his promise ...

🔴 The aspiring Governor, Pierre Poilievre of Canada.

🔴 Aspiring Governor and advocate for Trump’s 51st State, Mr. Poilievre, is demanding that the Liberals STOP accepting refugee claimants. That Canada should reject those fleeing persecution and danger. The aspiring Governor’s wife is a refugee. This guy is afflicted by the malady of delusions.

🔴 Today is an important day in Canada: The National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. 🍁 This day honours and remembers the children who were forced into Canada’s Residential School system. It is also a day that serves as reminder of why Pierre ... READ MORE. ⬇️ open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🔴 Listen ... let’s be honest for a change.... We, as a Nation, have been facing a very HIGH and perilous tide since Trump took office. 🌊 If not for Mark Carney this country would be in SERIOUS trouble - we would have been drowned! Many of the ... READ MORE. ⬇️ open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🧵 1/2 🔴 Dearest Canada ✍️, I hope you're enjoying a pleasant Saturday, wherever you are. Listen, when you elect MAGA-type crazies, there is no limit to the damage you will do to your Nation, and to your democracy. You create a scary HELL whose repercussions echo for a generation. I'm not ...

🔴 Well done to the Canadian women's rugby team for this magnificent achievement at the Rugby World Cup - made the FINAL!! 👏🏼👏🏼 With you all the way! 🙌🏼 🏉 🇨🇦 I was just thinking, though... Has anyone ever seen Pierre Poilievre congratulate any Canadian sports team? Ever?? That guy... 😑🤦🏻 #Final 🏆

🔳 CONSERVATIVES 🗣️: “Carney - blah, blah, blah…” 🔳 MEANWHILE, CARNEY 😌:

🧵 1/2 🔴 Imagine your country being led by a crazed maniac and there is nothing you can do about it?? I don't envy the United States. Their nation is circling the drain, and all they can do is watch. Elections matter, people. ✅

🔴 Dear Canadian Conservatives, Hamas is a terrorist organization. These kids ⬇️ are not Hamas. Please stop misinforming your supporters to make them spew hate towards the people of Palestine. The people of Palestine and Hamas are not the same thing. READ MORE. ⬇️ open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🔴 Canada is good because our people are good. We have a long history of standing on the side of right. That is one of our proudest, most cherished values as a Nation, and one that has earned us the respect and admiration of the entire world, in the... READ MORE. ⬇️ substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔴 Just make Gavin Newsom the Democratic Nominee for President already. 🙂🙏🏼 Can you imagine what a ridiculously fantastic North America we would build with Newsom and Carney at the helms?? 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🚀🚀 ✅

🔴 I am so grateful for Prime Minister Carney. Had he not stepped up to the plate and offered his skills and experience to Canada, and INSPIRED voters with his positive vision for the future, we might well be living under a Poilievre-MAGA government... READ MORE. ⬇️ substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔳 MAPLE-MAGA 🗣️: “We want to be the 51st State! We want HIM to be our leader. He is tough and smart.” 🔳 MEANWHILE, “HIM”:

🔴 "22 Minutes" deliciously mocked a certain loser... 😂😂

🧵 1/2 🔳 LONG-TIME CONSERVATIVE: “I wanted to show you this special spot. This is where the Conservative Party of Canada will be buried should you succeed in PASSING your leadership review and continuing as leader beyond January...⚰️” 🔳 PIERRE: “As long as I ...

🟥 Leadership speaks in quiet deeds, Not shouts that echo, bold but brief. It plants the seeds through humble leads, Uniting hands to build belief. ~ Fun Tom #LeadershipMatters

IT MUST BE SAID. 🔴 The world we live in TODAY, is increasingly topsy-turvy, senseless and messed up. I don’t understand why... 🤷🏻‍♂️ What happened to us as a global society?? READ MORE. ⬇️ substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔳 PREMIER SCOTT MOE: “What?? Like… Are you stupid or something?” 🔳 PIERRE POILIEVRE: “ … No.” 🔳 PREMIER SCOTT MOE: “Well, I beg to differ - I think it’s becoming clear that you’re the epitome of stupid.” 🔳 PIERRE POILIEVRE: “All I’m saying is ... READ MORE. ⬇️ substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔴 Political violence is a NO. No matter how vehemently you disagree with the other side – political ideas must be settled only at the ballot box. And the assassination of Charlie Kirk was a despicable and UNNACCEPTABLE act that should horrify all who... READ MORE. ⬇️ substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🟥 Uh oh... The net is closing in. 👀😅😄

🔴 I still remember SO fondly, that day that the strategy maestro, Mark Carney, ENDED the consumer carbon tax and in a single stroke of a pen🖊️, CRUSHED Pierre Poilievre’s main talking point - and 2 whole YEARS of maple-MAGA disinformation strategy, VANISHED in a puff of smoke… 😂😂😂 Such delight.😌

🔴 Some people need to get a life. 😔 This is what Poilievre’s egg has hatched into Canadian society... substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🧵 1/3 🔴 Earlier this year, the Liberals declared a time to BUILD like never before. And they meant it. 🎯 We will see a housing moonshot in this country, over the next couple of years - beginning NOW. Our generation will solve Canada’s housing crisis...

🔴 Interesting times ahead. #GoNate

🧵 1/3 🔴 If you were to listen to Pierre Poilievre and his followers badmouthing of Canada and PM Carney over the last few months, you would think that their LOUD, consistent shrieks of despair were the dominant force in Canadian politics. 🗣️🗣️🙄 Nope.

🔴 I was raised to never judge a book by its cover - and that is how I have LIVED and continue to do so, ordinarily. 😇 And I certainly hold deep respect and admiration for our police officers across Canada who do their best to protect and serve our ... READ MORE. ⬇️ substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔴 HUGE congratulations to the sterling former MP, Charlie Angus on the launch of his exciting new project “Meidas Canada” - a Canadian affiliate of the hugely successful PRO-DEMOCRACY news network “MeidasTouch Network”, in the United States. 👍🏼 This is... READ MORE. ⬇️ substack.com/profile/3065...

🔴 Don't know much about the Woodstock Police but somebody needs to tell them that here in Canada, we respect our Police Services and hold them to a high standard and expect them NOT to participate in political activities when in uniform, and on duty. This is not America. We're not under MAGA here.

🧵 1/1 🔴 THIS is what I mean when I say that Pierre Poilievre is disrespectful to our institutions, and a danger to longstanding and ethical Canadian political traditions and discourse... What responsible Canadian political leader would place uniformed police officers as props...

🔳 CONSERVATIVE PARTY PHOTOGRAPHER: “Right – now I want you to pretend to be laughing and having a good time. This will make you seem more likable and relatable to the Canadian public.” 🔳 THEM: “Ok.” 🔳 FIVE SECONDS LATER:

🔳 POILIEVRE (SINGING) 🗣️: 🎶And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case, of which I'm certain I've lived a life that's full I traveled each and every highway And more, much more than this I did it my waaaay...🎶 #LeadershipReview

🧵 1/2 🔴 ▪️ Not Black ▪️ Not Trans ▪️ Not Muslim ▪️ Not Indigenous ▪️ Not an immigrant ▪️ Not a temporary foreign worker ▪️ Not a "DEI hire" ▪️ Not out on bail To whom it may concern: Be a responsible party leader. 🤌🏼 Just stop the...

🔳 POILIEVRE 🗣️: "Crime is skyrocketing. Canada is broken. Liberals have failed. Blah, blah, blah..." 🔳 MEANWHILE, TORONTO POLICE:

🔴 In case you missed it, here is Poilievre’s house of cards: "Poilievre Mapped: His Inner Circle of Lobbyists and Right-wing Activists" www.desmog.com/2025/03/25/p...

🔴 This piece is a MUST READ for every Canadian. It is a comprehensive litany of recent misdeeds by Poilievre, Maple-MAGA and the Conservatives. Their Americanized brand of modern conservatism is causing long-term damage and divisiveness to our Canadian discourse. 🍁 cultmtl.com/2025/09/obse...

🔴 To whom it may concern, A divisive, hate-mongering shipwreck who tries to turn Canadians against (non-white) immigrants will never be Prime Minister of a great country such us ours. 🍁 😌 NEVER. toronto.citynews.ca/2025/09/10/f...

🔴 Today’s shooting of right wing activist Charlie Kirk is a vile act of deplorable political violence. We've all noticed that incidences of political aggression and violence have been on the rise in both Canada and the U.S. We must halt this tide!! READ MORE. ⬇️ open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🔴 The only impressive thing about Pierre Poilievre is that all summer long he was 9 feet tall in Alberta (as per the photos he consistently posted), but was able to SHRINK back down to regular size once he hit Ottawa, so that he could easily fit in with the political elites. That guy is amazing.

🧵 1/2 🔴 It MATTERS, not just because it’s really cool... 🙂 But also because COMPLETING a difficult and long-distance trail race shows: toughness, tenacity, determination, discipline, confidence, preparation, focus, resilience and consistency. All the characteristics that Pierre Poilievre does...

🔴 I want a Canada that is kind, and good, and cool. A Canada that is known for positive things. 🇨🇦 ⬇️ Pierre Poilievre is not it. substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔴 Even as Conservatives have been shrieking night and day in unisoned delusion, demanding to know why Prime Minister Carney has not solved all of Canada’s challenges in the few months since the federal election, the Prime Minister himself has been... READ MORE. ⬇️ open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🔳 THEM 🗣️: "Why doesn't Carney just give him what he wants so that he can end the trade war??" 🔳 MEANWHILE, THE ONE 'THEY' WANT TO GIVE CONTROL OF CANADA TO 👀🤨:

🧵 1/3 🔴 I’m SO curious to see what Poilievre will choose to incessantly whine and disinform about NEXT, after Minister of Justice, Sean Fraser and the Liberal Govt. successfully keep their election promise to reform bail laws... ⚖️ ✅

🔴 Just thought I'd bring this one back... 🙂 THIS GUY, Poilievre, should stop DECEIVING his far right-wing supporters, by pretending he is anti-Immigration! 😌🙄🤦🏻‍♂️ 🔳 POILIEVRE: “We’ll make it faster to unite families, BRING PEOPLE TO FILL JOB OPENINGS... We’re pro immigration. Let’s bring it home!”

🧵 1/2 🔳 PEEP: “No really, Pat, I’m so sorry about how things turned out with that Conservative Leadership Race. Sorry I ruined your campaign and got you thrown out of the race with the help of my Government of India buddies 🇮🇳. But you have to understand...

🔴 The OTHER guy is a rare specimen. A dugbog of sorts. He spends his time: 🔳 1. Evading the intense scrutiny by our security services, that would come with Top Security Clearance 🔳 2. Making infantile, disinformation graphics about the Prime ... READ MORE. ⬇️ open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...