🔳 POLLY: Howdy folks, I'm Pierre. 🔳 CALGARY BLUE DRESS: Welcome to Calgary. 🔳 POLLY: Thank you, ma'am. 🔳 CALGARY BLUE DRESS: Are you STILL campaigning to be PM?? I hear the next election isn't till 2029, and also - you're polling at only 20% for preferred Prime... substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔴 As I've been saying for a long while - 3/4 of Albertans have no interest in separating. Separatism is a scam. It's a political grift. 🤷🏻‍♂️ We are one Canada ... FOREVER. 🍁

🔴 With all the seriousness happening in the world, especially on the anniversary of D-Day 🎖️, when the President of the United States posts videos like THIS 👇🏼, in the early hours of morning - is it not evidence of mental incapacitation? Was the 25th Amendment not ratified for a time such as now?

🧵 1/2 🔴 Leaders like Minister of Artificial Intelligence and Digital Innovation, Hon. Evan Solomon, are working tirelessly to make Canada a world leader in tech and innovation, and bring GOOD PAYING tech jobs to our country. Meanwhile you will never see Poilievre, Lantsman, and Scheer in ANY ...

🔴 When your economy is under an aggressive and sustained assault for more than a year and a half, by the most powerful country on earth, with destructive maniacs that desire to annex you - and you are STILL standing, and STILL creating jobs ... 🙂 Follow the Leader. 🎶 💃🏻🕺🏻👍🏼 Thank you, Mark.

🧵 1/3 🔴 #ShortStory Once upon a time, in a great land, there lived a diminished man who desired to be an emperor. With the power he was given, he stoked the fires of hate and division, he changed laws to fit his needs, he undermined elections, destroyed long-standing institutions...

🔴 Technology and AI are going to revolutionize Healthcare in Canada. We need leaders who understand this potential, but also how to leverage the opportunities in a safe and RESPONSIBLE manner. We HAVE those leaders. 👍🏻 ✅

🧵 1/2 🔴 Former PM Justin Trudeau is being welcomed globally and is GREATLY valued everywhere he goes. He is living his best life, and it is well-earned... Meanwhile his former rival, Mr. Poilievre: ▪️ Lost the election AND his seat, and had to con his way back into parliament via the back...

🔴 Alberta will never separate from Canada. We ALL know that, except for the gullible marks. 'Separatism' talk is a grift. Its aim is two-fold: 1. To manipulate susceptible voters and daydreamers into politically backing certain right-wing politicians 2. Fund ... open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🔴 PATHETIC. It's now crystal clear that THIS ONE 👇🏻, Poilievre, has given up all hope of ever becoming PM of Canada. He's decided to double down on trying to maintain his dwindling Maple-MAGA base in hopes of maintaining a little bit of relevancy so that he can ... substack.com/profile/3065...

🔴 Awww... The President of the United States is mad because CNN Reporter Kaitlan Collins won't smile at him. He feels rejected. Poor guy... Hopefully his emotional wounds will heal with time.

🔴 The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington was designed by Henry Bacon, and was constructed more than 100 years ago. Trump has turned it into a swimming pool. As if that wasn't enough, HERE he is comparing the length of the new pool, to ... skyscrapers. 👀 Crazy business. 😌🤦🏻‍♂️

🔴 Why do the American people allow this ongoing desecration of their country and institutions? I don't get it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

🧵 1/2 🔴 If you were to listen to the incessant hum of negative grumblings from Poilievre, Lantsman, Scheer & Co., you'd think they represent the majority of Canadians. 🙄 They represent a mere 20%! 🤦🏻‍♂️ Canadians LOOOVE their PM! 👍🏻 🙂 The polling shows that he is likely the most popular Prime ...

🧵 1/3 🔴 This one 👇🏻, U.S. Ambassador to Canada, Pete Hoekstra, has all the diplomacy of a rattlesnake ... and, like Donald Trump, the maturity of a wombat. My other observation is that Poilievre and his co-leaders in the clueless Conservative Party are gleefully celebrating the news of a possible

🧵 1/2 🔴 DONALD TRUMP TO NETANYAHU TODAY, OVER THE WAR: “You’re fucking crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me. I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this.” The Orange puppet was played. And Donald is feeling... www.axios.com/2026/06/01/t...

🔴 Today marks the start of National Indigenous History Month in Canada. 🍁 A time to honour the rich histories, cultures, and enduring contributions of First Nations, Inuit, and Métis peoples - the original stewards of these lands and waters for thousands of ... open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🔴 Ten years later, our country is still battling to overcome the crushing housing BACKLOG created by Pierre Poilievre when he was in charge of the housing portfolio, under Harper. That's how bad it was. That guy built just 6 houses the entire time he was in charge... substack.com/profile/3065...

🔴 The charismatic Senator Jon Ossoff of Georgia, is always a pleasure to listen to. His takedown of Trump today was beautifully brutal. 😅 “Donald spent Saturday complaining on the internet … 6 hours, 52 posts - the President attacked the Pope, he posted his own ... substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🧵 1/2 🔴 Trump is blocking the opening of the new Gordie Howe International Bridge between Windsor, Ontario and Detroit, Michigan. As Former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg explains here, it’s all about CORRUPTION. 😒 And by the way,

🔴 In case anyone needs a reminder of why this toxic, Trumpian, MAGA agitator will never be PM of Canada... Here he goes again, just today. 👇🏻 This type of toxic, dishonest and immature "leadership" is why his Conservative MPs crossed to the Liberal Party - and why those who remained are miserable.

🔴 This one is a toddler. An insult to the office of President of the United States. This immature and unbright man is no match for Prime Minister Carney. All the PM needs to do is continue being calm, keep building Canada strong, and attracting new global alliances... substack.com/profile/3065...

🔴 The illusion is over. The once great United States, is now officially a dictatorship. 🤷🏻‍♂️ ▪️ When a President uses state funds as his personal piggy bank, rewarding his followers with millions in taxpayer cash ▪️ When he corruptly funnels taxpayer money into his own... substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔴 The arrogant and haughty way this guy talks down to other nations… 🤦🏻‍♂️ Hegseth is like a cheap villain in a bad movie, where the USA is trying to bully and destroy any nation that stands in its way, as it attempts to viciously crush and dominate the world. Except ... substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔴 This is an excellent and precise take, from start to finish. about PM Carney’s U.S. excursion, by Tom Mulcair. It’s good to see him giving wise, sober, mature and balanced assessments again … not that ‘axe-grinding’ phase he was in for a while. 😌 🔳 “There are no... substack.com/profile/3065...

🔴 Imagine someone who once ran for Prime Minister of Canada being EXCITED that Trump's relentless assault on our country, in effort to annex us, has affected our economy??🤦🏻‍♂️ No wonder these guys have lost 4 elections in a row! Canadians don't want negative, immoral dirtbags for a government. 🙄

🔴 I'm a romantic at heart. And I admit, despite it all, it's so wonderful to see how DEEPLY in love Donald Trump is, with NY Giants Quarterback Jaxson Dart ... 💕 "A handsome guy, a beautiful guy ... he said: I love you, sir." It warms the heart. You go, Mr. President! 👍🏻 😂

🧵 1/2 🔴 This is how you KNOW that Prime Minister Carney is doing an admirable job, building #CanadaStrong ... 🙂 🤷🏻‍♂️ When the senior Conservative mouthpiece has zilch, except to stretch and flap nonsense, you know they have nothing. They are scraping the bottom of their barrel of pathetics, to ...

🔴 There are three things I observed in this clip of trump: ▪️ 1. His right hand occasionally flicks involuntarily. ▪️ 2. He has huge balance challenges. You can see him swaying back and forth CONSTANTLY, trying to stay upright. ▪️ 3. He is wearing a huge diaper. It's... substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔴 PM Mark Carney delivered a very compelling address today at the Economic Club of NY. 👏🏼👏🏼 He highlighted that a stronger, more confident Canada is the ultimate partner for the USA. By taking a few practical steps, we can deepen our economic ties and build shared prosperity. Better together. ✅

🔴 FORWARD! ➡️ 👍🏼 #CanadaSweden

🔴 For me, this graphic alone tells the whole story. It says it all... THIS ONE 👇🏼 has no plan, nor purpose. A court jester and grifter. A defunct cyborg.

🔴 A leader, even while enjoying a new and different phase of life, never forgets the brave compatriots that served with him in the trenches, and helped guide Canada through some uniquely difficult times. Thank you Justin, for acknowledging Steven Guilbeault’s service and valuable contributions. 👍🏼

🔴 Sweden's Deputy Prime Minister said it best here... 👌🏼 The future is bright for Team Canada-Sweden ... TOGETHER. Let's go! 🚀

🔴 Poilievre's trolls will not sleep tonight. They'll be scurrying up and down in ire, tearing their hair out and trying to find ways to spin this great news NEGATIVELY. 😂😂 You cannot stop an idea whose time has come. 🚂 🍁 #CanadaStrong

🔴 Have I mentioned how much I admire and respect Premier Wab Kinew? 🙂👌🏼 "I think we know that is not correct ... a lot of what you just said there, Premier Smith..."

🔴 This is wonderful!! 👏🏻 👏🏻 I'm so proud of the Liberal government for acting diligently on their commitment to protect thousands of kilometres of coastal water - conserving biodiversity, and supporting coastal communities for GENERATIONS to come. 🌳 🐳 🌊 🦌 Governing ... substack.com/profile/3065...

🔴 This one 👇, the U.S. Ambassador to Canada, is as arrogant, maniacal, clueless and unprofessional as his boss. Get outta here! 🙄 #CanadaStrong

🔴 There’s an old saying here in Ottawa: “You can abandon the scandal-infested ship, but the stench of corruption will follow you wherever you go.” 😌

🧵 1/2 🔴 #ShortStory Once upon a time, in a beautiful Northern land, there lived a “Prime Minister in waiting”… And he waited, and waited, and waited, and became weary. So, he took his monstrous pension, clicked his heels, and disappeared to Texas. Meanwhile, the ...

🔴 We have the coolest Prime Minister ever. 🙂🍁 FACT. ✅

🔳 PIERRE: What will it take to get you to finally abandon the Liberals, Old Timer? 🔳 OLD TIMER: That’ll never happen, Son. Especially with YOU at the helm of the Conservative Party. You have nothing to offer the future. You’ve voted against the interests of work... substack.com/@funtomwrite...

🔴 Leadership Matters. 👍🏼

🔴 Political violence is unacceptable. Differences must only be settled through democratic and peaceful means. I'd be remiss not to note that it's almost like there is a network of amateur assassins operating in America, that seem to time their actions around the Principal's lowest polling numbers.

🧵 1/2 🔴 Dear beloved Conservative, If you are one of those still behind the 8 ball, bogged down by unenlightenment, swamped by nescience, and still wondering "What has he done so far?" 🗣️🗣️ Please enjoy the short video below of our Prime Minister, which will satisfactorily answer your ...

🔴 😂 😂 😂 Aww... The poor lady is having trouble remembering the memorized, canned script that was agreed upon. This guy, Poilievre, is the pits. 🤦🏻‍♂️👎🏻

🔴 I have not seen a better and more accurate 1-minute assessment of Trump's disastrous foreign policy than this 👇🏼, by French Senator, Claude Malhuret ... Leaders from across the globe are no longer hiding what they think! 😅 "The golfer from Mar-a-lago shamelessly admits to being stunned..."

🧵 1/3 🔴 Sometimes I do feel for Conservative supporters. They think they are still voting for the Conservatives of old... 🤦🏻‍♂️ BUT traditional conservative movements in Canada, are long GONE. At both federal and provincial levels... They’ve ...

🔴 Last night, early evening, I was driving home, and on the outskirts of my neighbourhood, I saw a red fox! I haven’t seen one in the area for a couple of years. It was standing there on an open patch of grass, about 20 or so metres from the road. I pulled ... open.substack.com/pub/funtomwr...

🔴 "As Prime Minister in waiting..." 😂 😂 Here now is a wayward specimen who is as misshapen as he is delusional.