I already spend my entire childhood being the third parent, to the point where my younger sister told me she has no memories of our parents parenting, she only has memories of me and our brother parenting. I'm NOT going through that a second time, thank you very much.

It's everyone's first time living.

When someone wants to be insulted by you, they will see insults in everything you say.

Deciphering some allistic sayings that confuse me as an autistic person.

The disadvantage of living alone: I have no voice right now (due to still recovering from the flu) and I probably haven't had a voice for a couple days, but because I have no need to speak out loud, I only realized now, when I needed to make a call about my ADHD medication. XD

My mom's understanding of healthy eating was "Whatever dieting fad is currently the biggest online." Last time I heard of her dieting endeavors, she was drinking exorbitant amounts of prune juice "to cleanse."

Video games were causing violence in our home, alright.

Continuing to share my story because it happened, and online weirdos who get mad about me "sharing too many negative stories" just make me suspect they probably act like my mom. :p If you want a comic about positivity, draw one yourself! I'm not going to invent fake bright stories just for you.

For this year's Lent, mom should give up screaming.

You like milk chocolate because it has prestigious ingredients. I like white chocolate because I like how it tastes. We are not the same. 1/2

It's those damn phones.

'Multiplayer' is the key word here.

Always ask yourself, "Why was the camera filming?"

How I write comic scripts (part 3 out of 3) 1/3

How I write comic scripts (part 2 out of 3) 1/3

How I write comic scripts: part 1 out of 3 1/3

Today, let's talk about pretend martyrs. 1/3

Vitamin D is important for your health.

Do I only ever post negative things? Or do you only ever pay attention to my negative posts? 1/2

I probably saw an image of a dog right before falling asleep and was too sleepy to remember. Only saw it long enough to have a dream about it. The algorithm registered me looking at the image and decided to advertise dog products to me. Maybe. 1/2

"A tween girl isn't all over the boys in her class? That means she is immature and deserves bullying and we're not going to do anything about it. :)" 1/2

Why are you acting like you're revealing some shameful secret I'm desperate to hide?

I don't mind the bush. But other people mind the bush. And I must mind other people if I want them to also mind me.

I keep forgetting people are capable of perceiving my physical form.

Hope we can work in some ass shaking at this year's Pride. 1/2

Telling someone "Um, akshually, your experience doesn't count as abuse" won't make them think you're the supreme authority on what counts as abuse. It will only make them suspicious of you.

You don't have to break up with your parents. You can just ghost them. 1/3

I shall get so rich I might even make an extra mortgage payment of 6 euros.

How to design character outfits: steal your friends'.

Me when a good thing happens: Oh yay, a good thing happened. Me when a bad thing happens: Oh yay, comic material.

Me making a decision doesn't mean I expect everyone else to make an identical decision. We're all different people! 1/2

"People who have no friends are a red flag!!111!!1!" The condition of having no friends is based on self-reports. If that person evaluated your friendships by their standards, it might just turn out you have no friends either. 1/3

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Naw girl, I lowkey get having one (1) toxic lesbian situationship and immediately noping out. I get it. It's the religious extremism afterwards that I don't get. 1/2

:3 1/3

Come, jester. Entertain me and my court of friends. :3

So apparently some sites have a block limit.

Stay away.

Once a certain type of person decides someone is obsessed with them, there is no changing their mind. 1/2

In a very Catholic fashion, my mom thought it was alright to abuse me as much as she pleased because she was entitled to forgiveness the moment she said sowwy. 1/3

"You should worship me because I don't drink or smoke!" Neither do I, where is my worship? 1/2

I still have no idea what they were fighting over btw 1/3

Am I the only one who sees a link between that study where allistic people find autistics annoying without understanding why + the common belief nowadays that everyone who says they're autistic is annoying and must be self-diagnosed and only saying it to get special treatment?

Sometimes I wonder if those are two completely different populations, or if there is some overlap. 1/2

"Never volunteer or travel or try anything new" is NOT a good lesson to teach your kids, by the way. 1/3

Don't you know that if it's the firstborn, not changing your child's bandages for a month is peak comedy? 1/3

Ma'am, are we projecting? 1/2

Self-destructive insults. 1/2

Lesbian bowerbird story (part 4 out of 4) 1/2