I’m doing something that I very rarely do in watching the CL Final highlights this morning. One thing’s clear, the brand of football that Arsenal play is simply disgusting. It’s rank! 🤢 You can file their performance last night under the definition of ‘Anti-football’!

Stay classy, summer weather! 😭😆😏

Champions League Final full-time verdict: Dire final. Got to admit, Arteta got his tactics spot on tonight. Not saying they were good but they were the right ones. Stifled & suffocated PSG to death. You could say it was anti-football vs. football. Congratulations to PSG on going back to back.

Champions League Final halftime verdict: This was always gonna be the blueprint for Arsenal, it’s the only way they could compete with their opponent. PSG look undercooked but I think they’re just being ultra patient. Hopefully a better spectacle in the second half.

There was always the danger that everything could go Arsenal’s way tonight and cause an upset…that danger is materialising! 😭😆

The referee could quite easily spoil this Champions League Final. 😡

First and foremost, I’m a big #MUFC fan. In close second place, I enjoy watching good, entertaining football regardless of who’s playing. I don’t look at the state owned clubs and then associate Qatar etc. with being a good country simply because they control a successful football team.

This is good. Whilst reading I was initially thinking how #MUFC would benefit massively from a coach/manager like Luis Enrique. Then when I thought about it though, I think United’s problems largely stem from the executive level and poor recruitment. Still, it’d be nice to have him.

I’ve obviously seen the whole furore about this matter but kept quiet. The only advice—perhaps unwanted—I would give to aggrieved fans is that when something is getting on your nerves so much, look away! We don’t need to form an opinion of every minute detail surrounding #MUFC. 🤷🏻‍♂️

OH. MY. DAYS!! That’s why it’s the best rugby contest in the world. Unbelievable game! 😳

Queensland were out of the blocks at an absolutely ferocious rate…a near perfect start. They even looked like the Harlem Globetrotters at times. Hope New South Wales can make a good game of it in the second half. Next try might be crucial to how the game pans out…

The most intense rugby matchup in the world! 🤫 That’s Wednesday morning sorted then 💪🏼

I didn’t want #MUFC to sell Bruno. He wasn’t a good fit for Amorim’s disastrous system though & I’ll stand by that comment. Like it or not, I reckon he’s coming to the end of his top level career on account of the way he plays. He should see out his career at OT but who’s your pick to succeed him???

This moment 27yrs ago was the most euphoric experience I’ve had from any sporting contest. Can’t imagine what it would’ve actually been like inside the Nou Camp. From memory, a shocking 90mins of football from #MUFC in my opinion. On Sir Matt’s birthday too. And some don’t believe in fate! 90+3 ❤️🤍🖤

Note to self, but maybe this applies to you too…Just turn up. 🫵🏼

End of #MUFC 25/26 season verdict: Very good. Very nice…EVENTUALLY! 🎢 📉📈🥵

Casemiro: Cult Hero 👹🇾🇪

I see the turkeys have voted for Christmas. 🙄🤦🏻

15 top TV shows, gut reaction only: Game of Thrones Breaking Bad Sons of Anarchy Only Fools and Horses Mob Land Line of Duty The Young Pope/The New Pope Chernobyl True Detective Rings of Power The Fast Show Taboo Phoenix Nights League of Gentlemen The Simpsons

Glad to be wrong on this. Did Luis Enrique play Kompany like a fiddle with his ‘we won’t change’ comments? Expected more of Bayern tonight but take nothing away from PSG, they’ve shown they can do it all over the two legs. Fully expect PSG to retain their title now.

I’ll put my money where my mouth is on tomorrow’s UCL Semifinal in saying that Bayern will progress to the final. I just feel like Hakimi gives PSG an altogether different dimension to their play & him being out will prove massive. The tie being at the Allianz helps Bayern’s cause too.

If memory serves, that Arsenal team deserved to win the 2006 Champions League Final, but the ten men had their pockets picked at the end. I wouldn’t begrudge them winning this season…BUT…I feel like they’re going to need a ridiculous amount of luck to beat either PSG or Bayern. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #UpTheArse

Qualified for the Champions League on Sunday, this dropped on Monday? 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

Carrick & his team achieved their objective for this season in making Champions League qualification. It’s not like he came in and the team was settled in top spot, there was work to do, & they did it. I understand the hesitancy of some fans but he deserves a shot at the permanent role for me.

Full-time verdict: That was a ridiculously poor second half from #MUFC. If they got everything right in the first half, they got everything wrong in the second. Champions League here we come though!

Halftime verdict: Carrick’s got his tactics spot on in the first half. I’m enjoying the fact that #MUFC are being more compact in defence. Long way to go yet, they can’t get complacent here.

Well, that was scintillating! 🥱 Dead Ball FC doing what they do best. The gap between the quality of football last night and tonight is astronomical. That wouldn’t have been a penalty in the Prem, not a chance. 🙂‍↔️

A prediction made elsewhere. 👇🏼Whilst I was technically right I thought Bayern put in the best performance. Fair play to them for going toe to toe with PSG in a classic. 👏🏼 Hakimi potentially being out of the return leg is huge. I think if that’s the case & Bayern turn up like tonight they might win.

PSG v Bayern going toe-to-toe you say?! 👀 Missed the first half…is it as good as the scoreline suggests?

Unpopular opinion: Tonight aside, I think Mainoo has been poor for #MUFC since his temporary exile. He was immense vs. Brentford but he needs to do it consistently. I hope the real Mainoo turns up on Sunday afternoon. 💪🏼👹🇾🇪

Whilst #MUFC have been infinitely better under Carrick & Co. there’s still big problems defensively for me. Bruno leads a press up top (which I get) but a huge gap exists between him and the midfield and then again between midfield and defence. I don’t get why they aren’t more compact??

Full-time verdict: A definite tale of two halves but #MUFC scrape through! Everyone’s focussed on Bruno breaking the assist to the extent most people didn’t realise Mainoo broke the record for most slide-tackles won in a game! 😳🤣

Halftime verdict: It’s a nice open game with ample chances for both Brentford & #MUFC. But can I just say…THIS is more like the Manchester United I grew up watching!

Kemi Badenoch to Starmer in the Commons:

The dream scenario: Arsenal bottle the title and City win the Premier League…only for City to have the title removed from them on a dark, dismal Monday in early January ‘27. 💯🤌🏼💋

Seen a few posts now mentioning Epstein & Maxwell’s connections to Israel. The Western ‘elite’ have been duped & lured into a very messy web. It’s a house of cards ready to tumble right from the very top…which is why I don’t think true justice will ever be served.

Full-time verdict: Thought #MUFC got away with one there if I’m honest…but we’ll take it! They tend to even out over the course of a season though. All eyes on tomorrow’s matches. 👀

Halftime verdict: Bobbins for the most part of that half but a great way for #MUFC to finish it! Goal was probably against the run of play and Chelsea have looked the more likely. I think scoring that first goal could be very important.

Earlier in the week I fancied #MUFC to get a result against Chelsea. Not quite as confident after the team news. I’m adjusting my expectations to a draw being a good result. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Watched this tonight. I thought it was brutal at times and quite stylish. As far as horrors go it’s up there with the best for me. Rating it at 9 out of 10.

The Church attempts to uphold an ideal, one that deals in moral & doctrinal absolutes rooted in traditional values. Once you accept the conservative Church for what it is, not what you want it to be, you’ll find peace. The last Pope & current are likeable people but the Church just isn’t progressive

I said to my lads before tonight’s kickoffs that you can guarantee when the Champions League reaches the quarterfinal stage there’s always one game that’s crazier than a box of frogs. Luckily we’re watching it! 😅 Still think we’ll get the PSG v. Bayern glamour tie…👀

Watched PSG tonight because I wanted to make sure their opponent was dead & buried. 😂 Looks like the better game was in the other tie though. PSG were good in the first half but their flow was disrupted in the second. They fell into the trap of playing the way their opponent wanted them to…

Was hoping to read this & find out Neville had told him to take his money & run. But no, they’re apparently bedfellows now, partnering for the goal of global domination. I plead with Neville to become an unbearable overlord and force him out! He & his subscribers need fan-conversion therapy.

I’ve noticed this a lot with #MUFC in 25/26, they tend to get the ball into wide areas & half spaces without much trouble but then fall flat when they get there. It’s like they’re too scared to play. You’re statistically more likely to score with an offensive action coming from those areas…

Full-time verdict: Diabolical first-half cost #MUFC tonight. Spirited second half that hopefully they’ll carry over into the game on Saturday. 💪🏼🇾🇪👹

Halftime verdict: There’s been chances for #MUFC but tonight’s opponents have been more clinical. Mazraoui has had an absolute stinker so far. Wouldn’t be surprised to see Dalot for the start of the second half. I don’t understand how their first goal wasn’t a foul by Calvert-Lewin??

Half a season without an #MUFC game? L**ds haven’t won a league game at Old Trafford in 45 years? You just know where the narrative is going don’t ya? 😂

Leopold Bloom to Stephen Dedalus:

I think we should all join the Pontifical Swiss Guard & take on the US administration…WHO’S WITH ME?! ✊🏼⚔️ 🇻🇦 😂