this is the insane-making stuff that makes beating their unpaid-for roster of stars so much sweeter

can’t believe we’re gonna beat these bitches. amazing

que coño hacía mendy.. una estupidez y un gol en contra

guess i should start watching elche?

missed most of the match but looks like we are freewheeling a little too much. scored in every game tho! also idk why almeyda needed to change 8 of the starting 10 outfield players, but .. he did

found three new (to me) accounts posting about sevilla fc today: @juamesvar.bsky.social @philipkofler.bsky.social @nbparker82.bsky.social 🥳

points points points!!! wish the home fans would get behind this team bc we look much more enchufado than we have in a few years

this game could use gudelj’s chill señorío

carmona has been hungry today. top notch assist for alexis

El anormal de Marcao se lo ha puesto a huevo. Pero la culpa la tiene el que lo trajo y el entrenador que lo pone.

now the real test is can we get the clean sheet w nianzou and marcao both out there 🤞🏻

gol fucking azo!! this team gets buckets

update: scoring is still great and a thing i am glad to see this year

should have scored more but two more goals and our first clean sheet 🏅

5 goals in 3 games is a vast improvement but gotta stay tidy at back. 30 minutes from first points and clean sheet 🤞🏻

it’s bad! you can tell getafe has a coach that has been there working w these players for years. they know their jobs. we need that so badly

ok one flukey goal each. we staying up!!

ugh. god if this is how this year is going to go then just send us down now

3-2 now. but doing any of this w januzaj in the squad not to mention on the field is nobel prize territory

marcao enters and instantly bungles possession w no pressure into a point blank chance for athletic ™️

you know all that standing around and half-probing we have done in attack under every recent coach? sample size is small today but we are one-two touching the ball around and it’s delightful to see even w/o the goals

whoa! whoa. not sevilla showing fight and incisiveness down 2-0 to get back to 2-2!!!

can’t believe we kept a lead. not mathematically safe but nearly there. first clean sheet in two months despite nyland’s best dropsies

It’s Caparros Men time (again)

it’s a shame but much more interesting these days to watch pellegrini’s betis than my team. most exciting football outside of barcelona this year?

great game! bummed a little laziness from one of our favs, gudelj, gifted possession that led to the 2-1 but enjoying our play right now nonetheless

not espn broadcast saying up 0-3 “it’s time for the ‘jóvenes’ to get some minutes” while suso gets his instructions 😂😅

would love to see us generate more chances but 0-2 at half always feels great

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❤️ No llores porque terminó, sonríe porque sucedió. #DespedidadeLeyenda

❤️ Gracias, Jesús 👏🏻 #DespedidadeLeyenda

🔃 Idumbo y Sambi entran por Jesús Navas y Manu Bueno, ❤️ Despedida para nuestro capitán.🥲 🤍 1⃣-0⃣ 🟠 (70') #SevillaFCCelta

in fairness the only proper response to going up 3-1 at the wanda is to run screaming in fright back toward your goal bc of what’s coming

went to the gym for the second half because i 100% knew we would suffer and lose this game. sad to be right

best counter we’ve put together in many years 2-1 hell yeah

LUUUKKKKEEEBAKIO isaac couldn’t steal that ball off him

the preview only pictures players that no longer play for us 🤔🥲

If you know (of) Colin, you follow Colin. I don’t make the rules

whoever put us on a laliga starter pack 🙏🏻🥲 this account going to have a lot of shitposting our own sevilla players + big 3 laliga teams.. only interrupted briefly whenever we win the Europa sevillistas of bluesky, let me hear ya 🔴⚪️

iheanacho should never see the field again

like how is isolating navas 1v1 to send in a cross still the idea we have

what positive things is this team capable of? defense? barely. offense? barely little danger forward, panicky at back + stupid shit like marcao today

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can’t watch today but LFG VAMOOOSS

big derby win today! couldn’t watch the game bc of my birthday plans but appreciate the team giving me this gift

📸 El 𝗥𝗘𝗬 de 𝗦𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗔 ⚪️🔴 #ElGranDerbi

shitty!