|| Now that I think about it, what does a snowman look like now. I haven't seen one due to the fact it NEVER SNOWS IN THE BANLANDS. ||

|| Soo.. can someone let me out?

|| You know... I have PHUCKING thought about launching katana Into a wall lately, what do you think? And of course, I am still alive! (Haven't been captured by Banhammer again..Not again!) ||

Still convinced medkits horns taste like lime and he isn't telling me. So rude..

Oh sure sure, a DAD! What splendid excuse! I don't recall hearing about a dad of yours, Banny. I'm still convinced your adopted!

I need to raise enough money for my family, I SWEAR I HAVE ONE! It's just my families currency is the Brokercoin! That coin is 100% Legitimate and NOT illegal! Trust me.

Mr claus said I'm on the morally ambiguous list. It's a strange way to say good, hm?

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT, BANNY! YOU LOOK ADOPTED!

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS WOMAN IS BANHAMMERS MOTHER.

Every single time I think of the teal trio I think of how the broker pulled Scythe. Even I don't know how I did that! Also here is my...beautiful magnificent son who I'm not planning to chuck at someone walking peacefully to their job!

Ok pause. Imagine banhammer, In a pink tutu, And a pink tiara. Sounds pretty cool. Call him Princess Banny!

Shall I or shall I not note that down?

WHY DID I SUDDENLY GET THE THOUGHT OF ' hey the broker would totally have a pet rat named the letter B!' NO HE WOULD NOT..... MY BRAIN IS MELTING HELPPP

You have no idea how much I want to bite into these. They make it look so edible..

Loving how small the Zuka plushie is compared to me.

Dear Banhammer, Windforce may be launched into the solar system. Soon. Maybe now? Perhaps! Sincerely, The broker

Washing machine exploded, Apparently the only shirt I could find??