Do we actually all have to yeet a child? Cause like...it depends on the child.

It's a catchy title, right?!

[Laughs] This one's cuuuuuute

[Relieved sigh] I'm not usually into the built-like-a-shit-brick-house types. But I can make a few exceptions.

I think they want that reaction from him cause, like....have you /seen/ the man?! Ooof. I mean... You uh....didn't hear that.

Good idea. I think there's a little rivalry going on between them. [Bites her lip] You think he'll lose his shit?

Um. Something about the AC issue, and Rayner stealing his ice coffee. They started a game of..."Can we get on security's last nerve?" I think Alex is gonna burst a blood vessel.

@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social Um. Would it be a bad time to let you know Mr. Stamets is crashing out? And the lower deckers apparently started a new game.

//Been on hiatus for a while. Losing my Dad was really rough on me🕊😭

Um. NEVER MIND!!! [Scurries off]

[Mutters] Oh dear lord. I'm looking as respectfully as possible.....

I wonder if it's a guy thing....always thinking with the downstairs brain.

It was kind of on camera, with multiple witnesses...

I mean....it looked like Cadet Duncan was trying to provide him.

[Lets out a quiet laugh] I've never seen him physical with someone.

Just a witness. I know the wrath of the Lorca [Chuckles, hiding the freakout she wants to let out]

Hey, I'm innocent on this one. Captain's got buddy by the throat.

I'm out! Going! Toodles!

He looks like he's about to burst a blood vessel.

Disco bingo square G2 checked. Cause or witness the Captain's blood pressure rising. Imma...make myself scarce. The dude that caused it might leave here with a new ass torn.

Oooh! Actually, a cheese, spinach and mushrooms pizza!!

Eating my weight in sour cream % onion rings.

[Nervous squeak]

Yeahhhh.

Iiiiiiiiii'm gonna pretend I didn't just hear that.

The trouble i could come up with!

Best behavior around the...not-Captain. [Nods] Got it.

[Shivers at the thought] I don't think I want to witness that.

That's NORMAL?! Oh God, I'd hate to see him really lose his mind then.

He's lighting stuff on fire and cackling like a demon.

True. Um...the "other Lorca" is doing something sketchy in the corner. Should I be worried?

Uhhh...that's a lot of cadets.

But they're not all into mushrooms.

.. what?

I uh...I don't think everyone has the same love for mushrooms...

It's the current obsession. I'm sure they'll...maybe find something else soon?

I wasn't talking about the temperature....Though that's also terrifying. I meant his third leg.

Well, not him, but the uh....[Nods downward]

Regarding the male anatomy, I'm kinda freaking my shit.

"Kraken" seems....actually scary.

I'm sure this might be another...um....Lorca-related reference.

Good idea. I'd need a hell of a lot of coffee before I go anywhere near it.

@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social Uhhh... I've overheard "kraken" without context. And I'm scared to ask.

I think that's it, actually. Just variations of well-hung.

I've heard "Captain Daddy".....and a few others.

I'm guessing out of uniform is fine. But like...THAT out of uniform.... I heard Brianna refer to him as Daddy today.

[Surprised] After hearing it? You two are together. I, however, need smelling salts.

Latest among the lower deckers and cadets: Brianna, in logic sciences, got a pet lizard. He's kinda cute. Some of the girls....and guys....are saying that the Captain is uh..."well hung". After seeing what I saw, it can be confirmed... ....like a damn horse. Mental images forever in there.

Respect. Respect.

[Shudders] Ohhhh my