#IfItWereUpToCats we'd have to eat what they bring us.

#ImTakingTheOpportunityTo restock the cellar

The local motorcycle club don't appear to have embraced my ideas about alternative energy solutions. #ICanUseSomeAssistance before these guys finish wiring me up to my e-bike battery

Apparently a "Get Out of Jail Free" card is only valid on Monopoly. #ICanUseSomeAssistance

I dropped my keys down the drain. I'm now stuck, head down, with only a walking stick, some gum, a magnet on a string and a ferret for company. #ICanUseSomeAssistance

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#ItsNotWhatYouThinkBut how would I know what you think it is? Anyway, whatever you think it is, I don't think it's that. Are we cool?

#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie Volley of the dolls

#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie Goalfinger

#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie The FIFA Bagdad🤦‍♂️

#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie Pétanque Girl

My vegetable patch #HasAFunnyWayOf making me feel inadequate

I no longer have a butler. I had to let him go after that disastrous cruise last year. There simply wasn't room in the lifeboat and his splashing was attracting sharks.

#ImResistingMyTemptationTo lol

#ImResistingMyTemptationTo put skoonerisms in my speets

#ImResistingMyTemptationTo do what the voices tell me.

#ImResistingMyTemptationTo pop down to the cellar.

#IfIWereAGnome you lanky buggers would be hearing from me about how high you think door handles should be.

#IfIWereAGnome that cat would think twice about crapping in the geraniums

#NotEverythingIsAbout acquiring material things. You have to find time to wear them too.

#NotEverythingIsAbout you. Some things are further away. You have to go and look for them. GrandPandy's theory of scissors.

#ItsHardToEatHealthyWhen you ain't got no teef. (It's sort of a threat you see. I've never been terribly good at them)

#PutDogBreedsInASongOrMovie Corgi and Bess

#PutDogBreedsInASongOrMovie Without a poodle

KitKat Viva

Dachshund of Music #PutDogBreedsInASongOrMovie

#PutDogBreedsInASongOrMovie Inglorious Basset Hounds

I'm a collector of those old trading cards you used to get with cigarettes. I've nearly completed a full set of "Occupations" but #IStillNeedTrainingIn eer. Also #IStillNeedTrainingIn how to spell "train ingineer"

#WhenIsItTimeToBlowTheWhistle When you have one of those pesky scammers on the phone telling you they work for Microsoft.

#ThingsIDoToUnwind Cook (and eat)

#ThingsIDoToUnwind Just let it all go.

#WhatsNotTheRightWay to look cool in the heat My expectation and the reality of me wearing a white suit

#WhatsNotTheRightWay Let's ask for directions at that old house on the hill

#TheWildAnimalInMeSays nope

#TheWildAnimalInMeSays Ok I'll do them tonight but it's your turn to wash up tomorrow

#TheWildAnimalInMeSays slow down

#TheWildAnimalInMeSays nap time

#TheWildAnimalInMeSays grrrrrrrrrr Or maybe I'm just hungry.

#GimmeAnythingBut make sure it's the best of everything

#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk When the discussion gets too lively.

#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk Ball Four

#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk when it's time to open another bottle.

#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk When the petrol runs out

#PutTreesInASongOrMovie Dead Palm

#PutTreesInASongOrMovie I like twig buds and I cannot lie

Tears on my willow #PutTreesInASongOrMovie

#PutTreesInASongOrMovie 🎶Shiny Happy Maple

#WhatMyTherapistSaysIs And these voices, do they say things that make sense? Me (scrolling through Bluesky), Sometimes