Happy New Year, @alanabananaxo.bsky.social. You’re hands down the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met, but it’s the fire in you that really gets me. You’re fierce, you’re brilliant, and keep me on my toes every single day. Life is just better with you in it, and that makes me one lucky guy.

how I'm walking out of 2025

Christmas Eve with my beautiful girlfriend @alanabananaxo.bsky.social.

No rest for the wicked, as they say.

Show me how your 2025 went

Drop some wings.

TGIF.

Alana's cookin' up a feast, and I'm mostly providin' moral support (and dodgy tomato choppin'). She hasn't banished me from the kitchen yet, but the night's still young! @alanabananaxo.bsky.social

Dinner date with me lady tonight. The food is grand, company's even better, and truth is, I can't take my eyes off her. You look absolutely stunning, Alana. @alanabananaxo.bsky.social

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers"

'Tis the season. Oh wait.

Making the rounds, gathering supplies before heading out to NOLA. No telling what's lurking in the swamps or waiting at that greenhouse, so best be ready for a bit of trouble.

Tuesday Tunes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amhk...

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

Friday night with @alanabananaxo.bsky.social. Words don't do yer beauty justice, luv.

TMNT date night with @alanabananaxo.bsky.social and one completely enchanted mage. Eat yer heart out Donnie. ;)

If you see this, repost with a vampire that isn't Dracula.

Workout Wednesday.

Sunlit.

Aye, worth every second of bein' nearly booted, mate. Best spin of me life.

Campin' life.

Ah, see. Cheers for diggin' this one up, mate. Anyone says I missed it clearly wasn't there.

Oh darn. Photoshop it is.

Me and the boys heard you was talking shit.

Magic takes its toll. See exhibit A, mage bundled up in July. Go on then, get yer laughs in. :P

Monday Music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONcg...

Quick journal entry after mansion number… lost count. Caught sight of a Filth-infested watcher in the trees. Sent it packin’, but odds are its mates’ll come lookin’ for a round two.

Wards are holdin' for now. Nothin' for it but to wait for mornin'. Off to dream of greener pastures.

It's always interesting when your reflection doesn't greet you back.

(Caught up in stardust.)

Grand halls and stairs, check. Stained glass windows with cryptic patterns, double-check. Now all I need is a hidden lever disguised as a candle holder.

Right, time to see what secrets this grand old place is hiding. Wish me luck.

Doppelgangers are nasty business. Mine was trying to sneak into a relic vault under my name. Too polite by half. Dead giveaway.

Wake me up when the knowledge kicks in. #TomeTuesday

On the hunt. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkwk...

This ought to be a fun night.

Alright, mates? Took the scenic route getting here. Hope I haven't missed all the fun. ;)