It’s Friday the 13th and as I always say, I was born on Friday the 13th and I turned out.. uh, well yeah, let’s not go there.

Alllll I want to do is eat but I don’t know what it is I want to eat.

Love that fellow ostomates are following me ☺️

Feeling ridiculously fed up this eve.

I had a leak in bed this morning, thankfully my moons contained it so no mess was made but now I’m anxious about going to bed. I wonder if this leak/stoma related anxiety will lessen since I’m still a new ostomate? It sucks. I wish I wouldn’t panic so much.

Have a festive Joey 🥰

I had such a shit week last week. Everything that could’ve gone wrong did go wrong. I had my lead nurse phone me up to give me a row too. Awful. Just want a better one this week.

I keep falling off using this app and I need to get into the habit because the other place is so toxic.

Good morning butterfly pals, it’s Monday again. Hope you all have a positive start to the week, I love yas. 🫶🏼

This!! My dad has been offered a third Ablation on his heart, which has a 95% survival rate. That's great, but he also has heart and lung failure, Chrohn's Disease, and Diabetes - so it's not that simple and a much bigger choice.

I think it’s important to remember that in medical settings, you still have your autonomy. Yes, nine times out of 10 any procedure a doctor suggests is something pertinent to whatever condition you may have, but you still know your body better than anyone and maintaining power over that is vital.

Tell me why you deserve the “greatest of all time” motherfucker, I deserve it all TELL EM KENNY

A NEW KENDRICK ALBUM THE FUCKKKK

5 favs, 5 tags Food: Chipsticks Season: Spring Drink: Raspberry Lemonade Colour: Green & Burgundy Show: New Girl Feel free to tell me yours 😊

I’m home. Couldn’t do the liver biopsy due to the condition of my skin around the site and the pain it’d cause so I have to try and treat the skin first and then have another go.

When I was first able to sit cross legged after being hoisted into bed from the chair in hospital, I cried because it was the first time I felt “normal” after everything I’d been through. Now, any time I cross my legs at home I feel this sense of euphoria. It’s so bizarre but I love it.

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This time tomorrow I’ll be home in my comfy bed and my liver biopsy would have been done. That’s all I need to keep thinking.

Post you from a different era Here I am, looking like a chubby Welsh darts player. Must’ve been around 1998/99 making me three or four years old.

I think waiting to have a procedure is actually more painful than the procedure itself. I can’t wait to get tomorrow over with.

I wonder if today I’ll hit 300 followers

Good morning butterfly gang. Hope you all have a good Thursday.

I walked from the car down my garden steps and into my house earlier instead of being pushed in a wheelchair the long way around and even though I’m very proud of myself for doing it, it’s completely destroyed me lol I am knackered. Disabled life hey.

Hospital did, blood taken, now I’m back home.

Reminder: We haven't seen meat, fruits, or eggs for months. We are human, and our children are human. #FreePalestine 🇵🇸

To anyone who is financially able Mona and her family are wonder, kind and real. They are some of the bsky members surviving in Gaza 🇵🇸 please donate and share to help them ❤️ - immediate needs (food, hygiene, shelter) www.paypal.me/Hijazi562 - long term aid gofund.me/4afe7094

There’s a spider on my ceiling and I’m trying not to freak out because realistically I can’t run anywhere and I really don’t want him to fall on me so instead I’ve named him Frank and I’m encouraging him to leave the room. Everyone join me in telling Frank he’s outstayed his welcome.

Gotta go all the way to the hospital tomorrow to have my bloods done ready for my biopsy on Friday 🙃

The news is so bizarre. “On tonight - we’re probably going to get nuked but is magic still entertaining??”

Think I’m developing a slight crush on Tyrone from Corrie… What a sweetheart. #ImACeleb

Good morning! It’s snowing! In South Wales!

Really lovely to see Barry open up and show his true emotions on TV, I hope it gives men more courage to let your feelings out because there are people around you who care and want to show you love #ImACeleb

So Rebekah Vardy trademarked the name Wagatha Christie even tho it was Colleen who was Wagatha? Lmao pathetic #ImACeleb

Yessss girl. So proud of GK! #ImACeleb

Go on Grace girl, you’re smashing it #ImACeleb

Some people make living with a stoma look so easy because they perhaps don’t have a high output or their stoma isn’t flush to the skin so it makes putting a bag on easier but for me it takes an hour to change my bag and it’s a hefty process.

10 shows to get to know me: New Girl The Office (US) Cats Does Countdown Taskmaster Derry Girls Gogglebox The IT Crowd Bluey The Cleaner Superstore

They never put enough eggs in a bag of Haribo

Think I’m backing Tulisa, she seems like a sweetheart and a tad vulnerable too love her. #ImACeleb

Aw Ant and Dec, I’ve missed you #ImACeleb

I was stuck in hospital when Girls Aloud came to Cardiff so it’s really lovely to be able to watch a bit of the show and see how wonderfully they paid tribute to Sarah. Really enjoyed that. #TheGirlsAloudShow

WAKE ME UP BEFORE I DROP OUT ON YOU

I fucking love Girls Aloud

Please know that your 100% effort won’t look the same as someone else’s 100% effort and that’s okay.

21 years later and i still play it 😭

I don’t mean to make anyone jealous but I’ve had two Tango Ice Blasts today.

These are POSTS. Not “skeets.” Whoever came up with that wasn’t even trying.

At that level of hungry that I turn into an evil witch.

Can Wicked be released a week early so I don’t have to put up with this relentless promo? I’ve never seen it and yet I’ve had Popular stuck in my head on loop for weeks.

Chris is so fkin good man he makes me wanna cry #strictly