We just realized Dad Guy is probably up to no good upstairs without us. Why else would he have shut the door. We shall lay right here until we figure out what’s going on.

We are running low on supplies fur Mallard, Monroe, & Sunshine. Momma made a list of some needed supplies dat da rescue is out of dat we specifically need fur those babies ❤️ Thank you fur considering helping da pups with food, toys, bones, & cleaning materials. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Friday was spa day. Miss Jessi did another spectacular job. Of course it is pretty easy with me, but Zeke is a challenge for a lot of reasons. #IYKYK

I just had the best walkie. I thought you’d want to know.

This is my secret couch. It’s where I go when I’m really sleepy. I don’t want anyone to know that I do actually get tired sometimes. Ruins my image as a maniac.

What do you mean we can’t have wet paws on the carpet? Who has wet paws on the carpet? Certainly not me. Must be Zeke.

Celebrating #WontLookWednesday on the patio. Gotta make sure we keep our eye on the backyard while we pose. It’s called multitasking.

We had no steak night on Sunday, but last night I walked out and saw the unmistakeable signs of a plate and steak flipper thingy by the grill. I know what that means! I waited right here until the steak was served. #SteakNight

We’re on backyard guard duty once again. Zeke’s on the front line and I’m the final line of defense in case someone breaks the perimeter.

I woke up from my Sunday snoozle only to learn that Zeke was on a solo walkie. Only I’m supposed to get solo walkies. I’m not happy about this. Not happy at all. #SideEyeSunday

Apparently I have a new name. Kerfuffle. I was playing in the other room and heard Mama say “what’s the kerfuffle?” So, I walked toward her to see what see what talking about. Then she said “oh, there is it.” So apparently I’m the kerfuffle. You can call me that from now on.

Hey frens, did you hear? It’s FriYay!!!!!!!

2020. Before there was Zeke, Captain, Scotch or Goose, there was Zoey and Bourbon. The OGs. #ThrowbackThursday

Baby Wells came over for a visit. Mama brought out a new play mat for him. He said he wanted us to come in and play with him. Really, he did. We are both very fluent in baby talk.

Mama keeps saying she thinks it’s Monday. Silly Mama. We fluffers all know what day it is. #TongueOutTuesday

Today we honor the heroes who gave their lives for our country and our freedoms. Thank you for your sacrifice. #MemorialDay2026

Sorry pawrents. There’s no more room in the big bed. You’ll need to go elsewhere. #SorryNotSorry

Three day weekend??? Yay!!!!!!!

Dad Guy likes to exercise on the floor. We like to smooch Dad Guy. We compromised and did both.

Zeke dared me to stare down Mama until she gave us a treatum. He said it wouldn’t end well. Who is he kidding? Everything I do ends well.

Just sitting here wondering if Mama will ever get these flowers planted or if they will just sit here until she deadeds thems again. #WontLookWednesday

Welcome to #TongueOutTuesday!

Thanks to all of our frens who were concerned about our safety. The storms passed and we did not get a tornado close to us. Mama said we were lucky. We’re just happy that our basement detention is over.

The basement is so boring . . .

This is us in the basement. There’s a tornado warning and the sirens are going off. Mama and Dad Guy said better safe than sorry.

Boop!

Trying to decide what to do this weekend. Options we’ve come up with include shenanigans, chaos and neighborhood domination. What do you think we should do?

Hey Dad Guy, you know you can’t spell walkie without Z-O-E-Y. Ok, maybe you can. I don’t know how to spell. But the point is the same.

Are you, like us, struggling with another day in the office? It’s ok. Just remember that tomorrow is Friday. And we’ll always be here to help you get to the weekend.

Hey everybody, it’s #WheelsUpWednesday. Let’s see those pics!

Tongue Out Tuesday, video edition #TongueOutTuesday #ToT

We had a Mom party last night. Baby Wells came even though he’s not a mom. But his mom is a mom and she came too, so I guess it makes sense. I’m just glad he was here.

Happy Mother’s Day to all of the amazing dog moms!!!

Don’t just stand there, Dad Guy. It’s walkie time. Let’s gooooooo!!!!!

Yesterday was Spa Day. We love Spa Day! Even Zeke looks and smells good for a few hours. What’s not to like.

Dad Guy just called me a hot mess. He actually said “Zeke, you’re a hot mess.” Can you believe that?

Mama and Dad Guy left us. But then they came back. We were happy to see them.

Frens, it’s Cinco de Mayo AND Taco Tuesday. This year’s celebration is gonna be EPIC!!! Here’s a pic from one of our last celebrations, just to give you a taste of what’s coming. This x1000!!!!!!!

Mondays

We’s smells some bacon. You best lets us in and gibe’m up some bacon right now.

Mama is behind with her planting, so I decided to help her out by getting a head start with digging the soil. Helpful, right?

I’m excited for the weekend. Can you tell?

Waking me when I’m snoozing in the big bed should be against the law, don’t you agree. #DogLaw

C’mon Zeke! I told you we needed to put on our “we mean business” faces to convince Dad Guy he needs to take us on another walkie. Don’t tell me that’s your “we mean business” face.

I promised havoc and havoc there was

I’m planning to wreak havoc today. Anybody want to wreak some havoc with me?

Sunday morning snoozles 💤

Oops. Did you really say I wasn’t supposed to come down here. I was certain you said come down here right away. My bad.

Are you pumped up for the weekend? You need to be pumped up for the weekend. #FriYay

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