Weekend walkies 😊

Mama says that Zeke and I are both finalists for intern of the week. This is us each pondering what we need to do to rise to the top.

I crack myself up 😂🤣

When your sibling always takes the best spot on the couch . . .

Dad Guy said when I give him this look I can get anything I want. Like I hadn’t already figured that out . . .

Hi friends. We’re really hoping you’ll have the best week ever. Can you do that for us? Please and thank you ❤️

Shhhh, the princess is sleeping 🤫

Just hangin’ around waiting for some dropsies. Why is it taking so long?

Whatcha eatin’???

We just got out our ‘dos done. We’re happy about it.

Guess who’s heading out for a walkie!!! #WalkieWednesday

We have crazy lights in the sky tonight. Mama thinks they’re pretty. We just think they are weird. #NorthernLights

Thank you to all of our veterans. Today we honor you.

I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes . . .

We’re quite the festive bunch!

We were just enjoying a lovely fall day when Mama insisted we stop for “just one picture.” Yeah, right. Just one picture. It’s never just one. We’re on to your tricks woman.

Of course I didn’t steal Zoey’s treatum. What do you mean you noticed my paws were crossed as I said that? Are you suggesting I may not be telling the truth?

What do you think of my new eye cover? I just found it. Who knew it’s been here all along.

I think I could use a good wrestling match but Zoey refuses to engage. Something about needing a snoozle. Anybody willing to scrap with me?

Mama!!!!! Zeke’s trying to steal my chair. Tell him he’s not allowed to do this. Not allowed at all.

Blink and you’ll miss it #TongueOutTuesday

Dad Guy just called us a couple of slackers. We have no idea what he’s talking about.

Listen everybody, you’re not going to believe this! The sun came up early today ☀️ Just for me. I think it knew I was ready for a walkie.

Thanks goodness the Night of a Thousand Doorbells has finally ended.

Ok, we’re ready. Bring on the kids.

Ok Dad Guy, explain it to us again. The kids come to the door, ring the doorbell and give us a treatum? No??? We give the treatum to them??? Why would we want to do that?!?!?!

Happy Halloween from the Crabby Crab and the Fluffy Flamingo 🦀🦩🎃

Halloween 2021 was Zeke’s first experience with the Doorbell Apocalypse. He quickly learned this wasn’t going to be as fun as he thought.

Happy #WheelsUpWednesday to those who celebrate. In case you were wondering, this is how it’s done. It’s never too late to give it a try.

Dad Guy just informed us that there will be no walkie today due to the rain. We think you can see how we feel about this announcement.

We be chillin’

Dad Guy, tell me again why we got up so early. I’m not getting it.

You all know how much I love my walkies, but how about this fun fact 🐾

Boop please

We interns had to go to the work-job with Mama today. This better not be one if those unpaid internships.

Oops, you weren’t supposed to see me up here. My bad.

On Wednesdays we walkie 🐾

I’m large and in charge

I’m digging this new furniture arrangement in the living room. Why didn’t the hoomans think of this a long time ago?

Taking a snoozle with my Dad Guy. I can’t think of a better thing to do 🩷

Dad Guy says no walkies until the sun comes up, so I will sit here and watch until I see the sun.

The pooper scooper guy just arrived. I don’t like him at all. Dad Guy says I’m losing my 💩 over losing my 💩. He thinks he’s so funny. #DadJokes

We got to see Miss Jessi at the spa yesterday. She loves us so much she gave us these spiffy bandanas. We know what you’re thinking—she gives these spiffy bandanas to everybody. We don’t believe that for one second. We know we’re her favorites.

Yes, I am very comfortable. Why would you ask?

I told Zeke he should ask Dad Guy to give us another treatum. He said he would but then he only asked for another treatum for himself. I won’t fall for that again.

Happy Thanksgiving to our Canadian friends! Make sure you do a little extra taste testing for us.

Went to daycare yesterday. Waiting for this nice lady to tell us what we are supposed to do. I mean, should we bark, chase the other doggos, play on the toys or just take a snoozle. That’s a lot of things. A little guidance would be helpful.

Today is my Gotcha Day. #7. I was only about 3.5 pounds and had dark ears, left eye and tail tip. So many things have changed, but not how much I love my family (even the poopyhead Zeke) and how much they love me ❤️

Dad Guy got us some new harnesses. Mama says we look stunning in them. We don’t really care about that. We just hope this means Dad Guy is planning more walkies for us.

Dad Guy had the audacity to put us outside to go potty and then start eating without us. This is the ultimate betrayal. Unfortunately for him, he’s been busted. What do you think is an appropriate punishment?