@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social I think she cracked the case

Donald Trump orders arrest warrant for Jack Lemmon

Releasing those particular files was Bondi passively spiting Trump over all his ridiculous demands, like Don Lemon

To the writers of reality: having them shoot innocent people named “Pretti/Good” is a bit on the fucking nose.

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Mood

Monday morning

True story time: Whenever I’m naked walking around between disrobing and showering, I will sing either the Oscar Meyer bologna song or the “My Buddy” commercial theme song

Meanwhile, back at the ranch..

Good morning and Happy Boxing Day

New stupid levels unlocked

Good morning bluesky @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social You need this 😂👍🏻 youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?...

The most American thing about the movie Robocop is that a worker tries to call in dead and they still make him come in and cover his shift

Hegseth seizes Scottish tanker carrying whiskey… open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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Well, alrighty then So.. the eleven other Brian Cole pics are wrong?😂🤣 youtu.be/LXz_bGsM0FQ?...

Trump just wants peace.. A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France.. a little piece if Austria and Hungary by chance.. A little slice of Turkey and all that it entails.. .. and then a piece of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales!

Good morning bluesky

Good morning

@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social today’s out of context post

@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social What would you like for breakfast, mr. President?

Today’s Rock n roll trivia: two grammy winning bands are named after famous dildos. Steely Dan, and Bon Jovi..of course

Gobble gobble

Ten wars.. youtu.be/cJd6ld3emOk?...

I invented an app. You take a picture of your doinker and it shows you what your vag would look like.. and Vice versa for the ladies.

If you were interested in this NYT piece from a couple of days ago, read our coverage of Epstein's links with Krauss and other scientists at BuzzFeed News from 2018 and 2019: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u... www.buzzfeednews.com/article/pete... www.buzzfeednews.com/article/pete...

Yeah, I said it

There was a reporter named Nuzzi Who liked to show old men her cuzzi RFK’s type of sextin’ Required ivermectin For the brain worm attacking her puzzi

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@waterblusky.bsky.social ISIL controls half of the Levant now, with little between them and the Sea. This terrorist gets a hero welcome youtu.be/fGJ3vzKBil0?...

@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social Men’s shower thoughts

A story in two pictures

@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social Today’s out of context post

Good morning. Here’s today’s out of context post . @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social possibly the funniest accident report I’ve ever heard.. youtu.be/rb3eG1xwg3Q?...

@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social good morning crab cake

If JD Vance really loved america and Jesus, he’d change his kids names… and deport his wife