Dude...

Oh dear sweet mother of the Gods.... It's getting worse.... I wanted it to stop getting worse. Gods I was hoping they'd turn on each other, but it just keeps getting worse...

Mothra said Trans Rights!!! ✨S L A Y✨ ...your enemies. ....with ✨S T Y L E✨

Something I said in regards to a no-win situation: "If you are going to be a clown, make it a goddamn circus."

I need to pick up the fanfic again damn it... God it's been forever since I started the game though... I'll bullshit my way through it

Omg I just realized... So, nowadays climbing the corporate ladder is basically impossible without getting romantically/sexually involved with people on the next rung up, aka: nepotism.

The alarm in Pokemon Legends Za sounds exactly like my IRL alarm LOL

Happy New Year! Let's manifest 2026 being better than last year through sheer force of will! (And by ensuring bad people do not end up feeling welcomed, loved, or letting them be in ANY position of power!)

When you're just trying to masturbate and go to bed but your stomach keeps giving you shit.... Literally. I can't stop shitting. Anyone know how to stop late night stomach pain/diarrhea so I can get some goddamn sleep?

This is a dni post: if you hate bullies in the furry fandom, do not interact with these people. (See thread below)

You got it, Mrs. Z! I'm a biological Pokémon.

So a long time ago, I lost one of my gloves. I then had to replace the glove, And unfortunately you have to buy a whole second pair. This turned out to be a good thing. I ended up accidentally breaking the heating component, but I had a replacement for it. 🥰

OMG THEORY CONFIRMED!!! Diantha is Ansha's mom!!!

You know what would be really cool? If I drew this, but specifically so was Mega Starmie, but with Patrick Star's face.

Things I never thought I'd say...(Until I moved across the country) "Oh crap! I forgot to preheat my bed!" "I'm wearing 3 or 4 layers of pants, I'm good!" "Dude, I'm getting an iced drink, IDGAF if it's December!"

Dad: If you don't, stop telling me corny jokes, I'm going to call the crops. Me:

Seriously, yes to all of this!!!

TIL, when Kirito from Sword Art Online Abridged said "...we 'Flowers for Algernon'ed our taste buds!?", it wasn't a butchering of the word "deflowered" but a reference to a short story where a man undergoes procedure and goes from a moron to a genius and back again.

It's like we say in the Pokémon world, "Stay strapped or get clapped..." This is why, at as young as 10 or 11 years old, kids will be given an animal that can either breathe fire, blow out bubbles with the force of a fire hose, or shoot razor sharp leaves like a machine gun for throwing knives.

I believe that religion and science can coexist. I actually don't like that. People think it should only be one or the other. Science is not meant to explain everything. Can't explain the paranormal, because then it would just become normal. And normal is boring.

Okay, this might be a hot take... But I hate it when things are only cooked to Al dente. Don't half-ass cooking. Please cook the thing fully and thoroughly. Pasta? Rice? I don't like it undercooked at all. I would literally rather eat mushy rice or pasta. I do not like that crunch.

This is a reality for some of us in the United States of America. I hate this so much.

Okay, did I rush the ending? Absolutely. But I really really wanted to get to the sequel and I didn't remember all the details of legend Za and I didn't want to go back in and replay everything. But the point of the matter is the fic is finished.

I'm going to be making a sequel fanfic to "diary of a space-time traveler" as soon as I finish the first one. I'm already taking notes for the sequel.

The 100 colorful screws from PL:ZA have been acquired... I like the benefits of not dying as much, but I also I'm not sure how to feel about the giant plushie in my room.

A support group for masculine people who date robots could be called "nuts in bolts" This has been your daily bad joke/shower thought. Have a good day! 🤣🤣🤣

Somebody did manage to trade with me, But I still like cheesy jokes....I was making waffles this morning and I thought of this one: (See the second half of the thread for the joke, it doesn't fit here text wise.)

Day 2 of posting cheesy Pokémon jokes until somebody trades with me: Why should you never take an electric mouse Pokémon to the bathroom with you? Because they'll peek-at-chu.

Day 1 of posting cheesy Pokémon jokes until somebody trades with me: How do you get a Pikachu onto a bus? You Poke 'em on.

Did you guys hear the joke about the congested Pokémon fan who could alter a pokémon's data to make it not legendary? He hacked a Lugia.

"you're into pronouns? Lemme she them tiddies!" Sorry, I can't. they /ed them off. It was a real weight off my chest, though! #topsurgeryhumor #nonbinaryhumor #genderfluiddemilesbian

To whatever dickhead decided to post about finding a Gengar in wild zone 20, fuck you specifically. I have been repeatedly going to wild zone 20 every morning and every evening just to see if I can get a goddamn Gengar. I have found an Alakazam, but no Gengar.

I'm out of the mental hospital, and I fixed my sleep schedule!!! Hello world!!!

In case you guys needed a reminder.

Excuse me while I whip out the red pen to make a few corrections here... Specifically in regards to this post:

Okay I'm back. Anybody want to trade Pokémon?

I'll be back in a couple of hours. Specifically to check to see if anybody wants to trade Pokémon.

Hey, does anybody want to trade Pokémon via the Internet? I have a lot of Kadabra and Haunters, If anybody still needs to fill up their Pokedex, let me know below. Pokémon I still need: Gengar Scizor Slurpuff Aromatise

Hey, does anybody want to trade Pokémon via the Internet? I have a lot of Kadabra and Haunters, If anybody still needs to fill up their Pokedex, let me know below. Pokémon I still need: Gengar Scizor Slurpuff Aromatise

Just a word of advice for other people who may not have anyone available to trade and you're getting kind of impatient about filling up that Pokedex.... Sometimes, in well done 20, you can just refresh and eventually get the Pokemon you need. I just got Alakazam through this method.

Just a word of advice for other people who may not have anyone available to trade and you're getting kind of impatient about filling up that Pokedex.... Sometimes, in well done 20, you can just refresh and eventually get the Pokemon you need. I just got Alakazam through this method.

Phone started acting weird so I decided to reboot it. Things were taking too long to load. The problem seems to be continuing.

I decided to start caring about my mental health so I'm here at a mental hospital... Been here for like almost 2 weeks now... Get me hell out of here!!! I don't want to be around some of these people. I have tried playing nice but forced proximity can make me snap.

D&D enthusiasts across the world, lend me thine power!!! Also, possibly thine coin... Pretty please? This is going to be epic if they can pull it off! (Also, Jack should have to be a Bard. I don't make the rules. But I do agree with them!) youtube.com/shorts/Q13hq...

That moment you realize how hungry you are... And then remember that lunch is 15 minutes away... Possibly more because the cart takes forever to get there.... And then they have to wipe down the tables... Being at a hospital is weird sometimes... QwQ

I really need to stop using Twitter.... It's become nothing but a toxic cesspool of human cruelty and filth.... This place is so much better.... Because all the good people moved here. @gojiraspouse.bsky.social knows exactly what I'm talking about.

One of the PL:ZA (I'm going to start calling it that because the whole name is too damn long) sidequest involve a fighting a water type trainer in the rain... Who won't shut up about how water type moves are stronger in the rain.... You know what else is stronger in the rain lady? Thundershock.

One of the PL:ZA (I'm going to start calling it that because the whole name is too damn long) sidequest involve a fighting a water type trainer in the rain... Who won't shut up about how water type moves are stronger in the rain.... You know what else is stronger in the rain lady? Thundershock.

I'm doing a little bit of an experiment, I posted two different posts. One has a gif attached and the other is just plain text. I just want to see how well engagement goes if you have a gif attached to a post. Whichever one does better is probably going to be my new posting style.